2013 NFL Season

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Ambiturner

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So it's his fault for not playing.

Romo dooming another Cowboys season to mediocrity. He's the Jeff Fisher of quarterbacks.
You'd have to believe he'd have thrown it better at least. Most of Romo's picks come from great defensive plays while that was just an off target throw. Really looked like outside of Witten, Orton wasn't able to hit any of his receivers for any meaningful yards. The TD to Dez was 100% the receiver just like the one to Escobar.
 

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Romo dooming another Cowboys season to mediocrity. He's the Jeff Fisher of quarterbacks.
Romo started for Dallas as the main QB in 2007, and only missed one playoff in 4 years with Wade.

Under Garrett they are yet to make the playoffs. So tell me who the real problem is..

Date Game Result
Jan. 9, 2010 NFC Wild Card Dallas 34, Philadelphia 14
Jan. 13, 2008 NFC Divisional N.Y. Giants 21, Dallas 17
Jan. 6, 2007 NFC Wild Card Seattle 21, Dallas 20
 

Ambiturner

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Damn Steelers got epically fucked in that game. Not only were the Chargers playing against all backups and had a fumble recovery from a TD negated due to incompetent officials, but the FG the Chiefs missed should have had a flag thrown for illegal formation on the Chargers
 

Loser Araysar

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I'll let you think about Cutler for a little longer. I will always bet on the Lions to win because of the fact you brought up.
Cutler was good enough to win me $400

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Loser Araysar

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Jerry wont fire Garrett because Garrett allows him to do what no other coach will, stick his hand up Garrett's ass and work him like a puppet so he can then play coach. Garrett as a company man will take the bullet each time for Jerry and pretend it was Garrett's own call.

I hope Garrett stays at Dallas for 10 years, I'd love to see the look on Burnem's face right now
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Ambiturner

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I'd love to blame Garrett, but really wtf is he supposed to do? Jerry Jones gave Kiffin free reign to ruin the defense and he's not allowed to call the plays for the offense. What does he even do there? A new head coach won't make any difference as long as Jerry Jones takes away all their authority. No great head coach is going to agree to being Jerry's puppet, either.
 

Sutekh

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Jerry wont fire Garrett because Garrett allows him to do what no other coach will, stick his hand up Garrett's ass and work him like a puppet so he can then play coach. Garrett as a company man will take the bullet each time for Jerry and pretend it was Garrett's own call.

I hope Garrett stays at Dallas for 10 years, I'd love to see the look on Burnem's face right now
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I'd have to imagine it's close to how yours looked after this.

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Loser Araysar

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I'd have to imagine it's close to how yours looked after this.

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i did have the open mouth gape for a good 3-4 seconds as my brain took the time to process what i was watching

im not too upset about it. i didnt want to see the 49ers put 60 points on that defense anyways
 

BrutulTM

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I'd love to blame Garrett, but really wtf is he supposed to do? Jerry Jones gave Kiffin free reign to ruin the defense and he's not allowed to call the plays for the offense. What does he even do there? A new head coach won't make any difference as long as Jerry Jones takes away all their authority. No great head coach is going to agree to being Jerry's puppet, either.
Take heart. Look at how the Raiders have turned around since Al Davis died.
 

Tarrant

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Sure he did. He won several games for the Bears
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Which did nothing to contribute to the Lions not winning the division, doubly so since he lost to them both times. You could say in fact that he hurt you in your bid for the Lions to not win the division.

The Packers however DID beat them once, which put them one game behind you, so in fact it was because of the Packers you won $400.
 

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I hope because the packers won this game doesn't change the fact that they need to fire the defensive coordinator. I think capers sits in his box napping through most of the game. I understand that some coaches like to be in the box for a better view of everything but I'm not a fan of it. You can't walk around motivating people or discussing things with players. I think his contract is up this year any way and I hope they don't renew it.