2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

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Gravel

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Not a big fan of the Caps shooting that low amount of times. Basically the complete opposite of their strength.

That said, my hopes were high after that goal with like 5 to go. Missed overtime because I was driving back from the gym.
 

StoiCynic

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I love how when Hags bumped into Crosby and he layed on the ice for 30 seconds everyone was scolding Hagelin like he raped his mom, but whenheleans into Hank it's all laughs and him being "naughty".
 

Merrith

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I love how when Hags bumped into Crosby and he layed on the ice for 30 seconds everyone was scolding Hagelin like he raped his mom, but whenheleans into Hank it's all laughs and him being "naughty".
He's a good Canadian boy, does no wrong.
 

Slaythe

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Nice game from the Wild tonight. I understand how good Backes is, but man is he a guy you can only root for if he's on your team. Steve Ott, however, is a total shitheel all around.
 

Utnayan

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Nice game from the Wild tonight. I understand how good Backes is, but man is he a guy you can only root for if he's on your team. Steve Ott, however, is a total shitheel all around.
Yeah that was a great win. We made St. Louis look like the bunch of goons that they are. No talent scrubs who need to resort to any physical/goon tactic they can to try and draw a penalty. It's hilarious. Jackman punching Parise right in front of the ref over and over again in the shoulder, Ott and his 10-minute misconduct, or the feign punch while eyeing Dumba on the bench after he missed a check and fell on his ass (And Dumba just laughing at him)...One of the best was when Ott shanked his breakaway. I say we keep Ott on the ice as long as possible. The guy sucks. And that's great for the Wild.

If you are a St. Louis Blues fan, that just has to be embarrassing to see your team consist of a bunch of grade B rejects and act like they did last night. When the opposing team doesn't fall for their garbage (And they are playing a fast, good hockey team) they make themselves look like complete ass-clowns that do not even belong in the NHL.

I damned near feel sorry for Blues fans right now.
 

Slaythe

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The one thing I will say watching the Blues is that I'm absolutely terrified anytime Tarasenko touches the puck.
 

Grimmlokk

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That was less fun than the previous game=P

Pens looked like they forgot how to handle a puck for large stretches of the game, just making horrible passes or even totally losing the puck for absolutely no apparent reason. Rangers D is doing a great job of denying them good shots as well.
 

Utnayan

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The one thing I will say watching the Blues is that I'm absolutely terrified anytime Tarasenko touches the puck.
Yeah. I can agree. They kept him pretty much in check last night. I am going to go on a whim here and guess that the Blues will change up their game now that they know they cannot manhandle the Wild mentally. They better pay more attention to playing the game than trying to get into the head of the Wild players, who clearly were doing one fantastic job of ignoring the bastards.
 

Merrith

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Pens looked like they forgot how to handle a puck for large stretches of the game, just making horrible passes or even totally losing the puck for absolutely no apparent reason.
Sounds a lot like Caps in Game 1 and 3.
 

Merrith

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Sounds like Johannson is a go for us tonight, Fehr is definitely out for at least tonight and Thursday. Rumors are someone else could get scratched (Glencross likely candidate)...I'm assuming they bring Latta in to cover center for 4th line, hoping Glencross is scratched for Burakovsky.
 

Merrith

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Shit Orpik running off ice got cut somewhere up high by a skate. Game was secondary for a second there. Hope it's not bad.
 

lurkingdirk

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Islanders just squeak a goal out with 12 seconds left in the first to tie the game. Sorry, Caps, this is not your year.
 

Merrith

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Islanders just squeak a goal out with 12 seconds left in the first to tie the game. Sorry, Caps, this is not your year.
Tie game? It hurts to give that up obviously, especially right after losing Orpik, but it's not like Isles took the lead with it.