2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

BrutulTM

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Bosa thought it would be funny to pull his pants down and piss on the benches WHILE there were like 200 plus children present?

He was channeling Charles Haley...

The reputation started with the penis—a fire hose of an organ that brought Haley more pride than any game-winning tackle. As he grew comfortable in the 49ers locker room, Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off. But Haley refused to stop.

He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, “You know you wanna suck this!” or “You only wish you had this, baby!”

“Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about players’ wives,” says Michael Silver, who covered the 49ers for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat. “It got to the point of ***********.”

Haley was socially awkward and unflinchingly vicious. He’d been prescribed medication to treat manic depression, but would take the pills one day, then skip them the next two or three. Haley once exposed himself to reporter Ann Killion of the San Jose Mercury News, a pathetic attempt at gender intimidation.


He rarely passed up the opportunity to verbally pounce on a teammate’s shortcoming—an ugly child, a protruding mole, a lisp.

“Charles was a great player,” says Dexter Carter, the former 49er running back. “But there’s only so much a man can tolerate.” Once he got going, the words flew from Haley’s mouth as if they were shot from a Browning .50-caliber machine gun. Anyone effeminate was a *********.” African-American players who became close with the coaching staff were “house ********** and “Uncle Toms.” Whites were “honkies” and Hispanics “DREAMERS.” (A joke Haley told with particular brio: What do a Mexican and a hotel have in common? A mop.) Twice, his racial barbs resulted in fights with 49er teammate Jim Burt, a white defensive lineman who decked Haley both times.
 
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Daezuel

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So Nick Bosa might be a registered sex offender lmao.

Apparently during the week before the Green Bay game, the 49ers practiced at some high school field to simulate the cold conditions etc, and Bosa thought it would be funny to pull his pants down and piss on the benches WHILE there were like 200 plus children present?

LOL wtf.
Stick Em Up Bang Bang GIF
 
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Hoss

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Further validates my decision to be back in Cincy for the big game. Gonna be pandemonium!

Are you saying we might have our first ever white people riot?

I'm so excited.
 

Alex

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Santa Clara is the worst. 49ers stadium fucking sucks.
 
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Kirun

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Santa Clara is the worst. 49ers stadium fucking sucks.
Total waste of fucking money. LET'S BUILD A 1.3 BILLION DOLLAR STADIUM WHERE THE SUN ROASTS HALF THE AUDIENCE THE WHOLE DAY! We're so cool and hip, cause we're from Santa Clara San Francisco!
 

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YGWYFD. I have zero idea why anyone would willingly step foot in that shithole city.

So i'm guessing you were happy to see the stadium filled with over 50% Niner fans so your team would have a better shot of winning, but as soon as one of them gets knocked into a coma its "YGWYFD" ? What a stupid fucking thing to say.
 

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Sounds like the fan in the coma started it, so he deserved it in that sense.
 
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So i'm guessing you were happy to see the stadium filled with over 50% Niner fans so your team would have a better shot of winning, but as soon as one of them gets knocked into a coma its "YGWYFD" ? What a stupid fucking thing to say.
The coma retard started it, by most accounts.
 

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This is why you don't get into fistfights. There can be a lot more at stake than a black eye. I have a cousin who got 6 months in jail for a fight the other guy started because he hit his head on the sidewalk and wound up in a coma. To top it off, the guys friends kicked my cousin's ass afterwards and nothing happened to them because they all lied to the cops about it and he had no witnesses on his side. Just say no.
 
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So from what I've read now, apparently the 49er guy pushed the Rams fan in the parking lot, then the Rams fan turned around and clocked him.

I'm not condoning what happened......but if anyone had half a brain they would know don't come onto someone else's home turf, ESPECIALLY in mother-fucking ghetto Inglewood, and start shit. How many Bay Area fans have to go brain dead in LA before they realize maybe we don't like to be fucked with?
 
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