2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

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Sterling

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awesome QB's are getting a 14% raise
More like QBs get an 18% raise, LTs, CBs, and Edge guys get a 7% raise and everyone else gets basically nothing
Looks like Adam Vinatieri announced his retirement, although I don't think he played last year.

He's 48, so Brady will now want to play longer than that to beat that lol

Now officially older than all NFL players. Not sure how I feel about that.
 
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Foggy

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Was this posted anywhere yet? 14% jump pretty big increase.


Dak’s contract is already a great deal. Cowboys once again at the cutting edge of team building. Be jealous fans of worse run teams, all 2 of you.
 
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Nester

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Don’t forgot how many one year contracts were done this year. So many dudes waiting for this years bump for a huge payday. That $25mm is going to poof so damn fast.
 
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Jozu

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Brady is truly an amazing player.

He has been doing it since 2000, and has done it better than anyone else. 2 decades of elite level play. He didnt have a single bad season his whole career. (besides 1 year he tore his acl, but that was due to injury)

I mean, lets say he had 3 down years in the 20, and won 5 super bowls instead of 7. He would still be the best qb ever, and no one would hold any of that against him. Its reasonable for a guy to have a couple down years if you played 20.
 

Gavinmad

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If you watched him play in 2019 you'd have thought he was washed up despite still throwing over 4k yards. He certainly didn't look like a man who was capable of his 2020 performance.
 
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Brahma

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God I love you tools. You provide so much entertainment that it doesn't take much to get you puppets to dance.

Thank you and continue.

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Merrith

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If I were Aaron Rodgers I would get Julio Jones to come with me to Denver.

Hot take, but I don't even know if Denver would need Julio if they had Rodgers. Courtland Sutton and Jerry Jeudy already there.
 

Fadaar

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Don’t forgot how many one year contracts were done this year. So many dudes waiting for this years bump for a huge payday. That $25mm is going to poof so damn fast.

Yeah no kidding, Bucs might actually be able to keep the whole band together after this season too. Godwin will get a fat payday.
 
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Vepil

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That leaves out San Fran. Unless they go waaaaay out.
I imagine they would want to send him to AFC such as NE to remove the chance of him going off on them 1 to 2 times a year the next 3 or so lol.
 
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jooka

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AtlantaFalcons.com reports that ESPN has reported that the Atlanta Falcons have an offer on the table for a first-round pick in 2022.


Whole thing sounds like total BS in regards to a first round pick on the table.
 

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jooka

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Sounds as “accurate” as the bears making offers for wentz.
 
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Jozu

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lol 49ers should give the Falcons a 2029 1st round pick for Julio
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Tebow looks like he has been training with the Rock. Damn those arms...

 
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