2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

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Everybody is sick of that Kermit the Frog ass bitch. Burrow is gonna put it on him this year.
Everybody as in just……

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It's finally the Bengals year.


I put it all on the bengals $200 FanDuel to get in
Win. If I lost out @kiun will be playing apology bowl 2024.
 

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I'm just salty because Dortmund fucking drew against a dogshit, former 5th tier German league team. But Mahomes is still a Kermit the Frog ass bitch.
You’d Take kermit if you could bro
 

Fadaar

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Guess I'll get my horribly wrong predictions out of the way:

NFC

North: Vikings
South: Bucs
East: Eagles
West: Seahawks
WC: 49ers, Giants, Lions

AFC

North: Bengals
South: Jaguars
East: Bills
West: Chiefs
WC: Chargers, Steelers, Dolphins

Super Bowl: Eagles vs Bills
Winner: Eagles
 
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Animosity

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How do people think the Bucs will be better than the Saints? Their roster is terrible and have the worst QB.
 
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Fadaar

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How do people think the Bucs will be better than the Saints? Their roster is terrible and have the worst QB.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMER PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

also doesnt matter who wins the divison theyre out first round anyway
 
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Foggy

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NFC

North: Vikings
South: Falcons
East: Eagles
West: 49ers
WC: Cowboys, GB, Seahawks

AFC

North: Bengals
South: Jaguars
East: Bills
West: Chiefs
WC: Jets, Ravens, Steelers

Super Bowl: Cowboys vs Bengals
Winner: Bengals
 
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Chanur

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All these Chargers wild card predictions make me smile. They can disappoint a whole new generation.
 
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Furry

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I want to pick the Cowboys, but lets be honest. Dak Prescott is gonna hold Cooper rush back yet again.
 
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Urlithani

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All these Chargers wild card predictions make me smile. They can disappoint a whole new generation.
Oh don't worry about that. I think everyone knows Herbert is good enough to drag them to the postseason. We know what's going to happen in that first wildcard game. Maybe this post will reverse jinx that but we know you aren't going to get that lucky.
 
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Burnem Wizfyre

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AFC: Bills/Bengals/Chiefs/Jags
WC: Jets/Chargers/Ravens

NFC: Eagles/Vikings/Saints/49ers
WC: Dallas/Lions/Some random shit team with a losing record there isn’t 7 NFC teams worth picking.

SB:Buffalo vs Dallas

BILLS still stands for Boy I love losing Superbowls
 
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Fadaar

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AFC: Bills/Bengals/Chiefs/Jags
WC: Jets/Chargers/Ravens

NFC: Eagles/Vikings/Saints/49ers
WC: Dallas/Lions/Some random shit team with a losing record there isn’t 7 NFC teams worth picking.

SB:Buffalo vs Dallas

BILLS still stands for Boy I love losing Superbowls

Only acceptable if Cooper Rush is the QB. Even still would rather a meteor than Cowboys winning another SB.
 

jooka

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Still no Burrow, Bosa, or Jones contracts. Seems crazy Burrow would play without a new one. Jones has said he won't till week 8 not sure where Bosa stands on it.