2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

Ameraves

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I will legit question the 49ers front office if they trade Bosa away. The Lance trade (the initial one) I can at least understand the thought process. They took a swing for the fences, and whiffed badly. But I understand why they tried.

This shit? This would really suck
 
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When I first saw the headline this morning all I saw was Cowboy exec, and thought it was Jerry at first glance.
 

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season starts in a week. Someone needs to grow a pair and start a proper season thread, and unlike past few years, with proper funny title, not with some cringe shit that needs to be changed. Isn't it usually done by the loser who's team won the meaningless trinket last season?
 
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Urlithani

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season starts in a week. Someone needs to grow a pair and start a proper season thread, and unlike past few years, with proper funny title, not with some cringe shit that needs to be changed. Isn't it usually done by the loser who's team won the meaningless trinket last season?
You got any suggestions?

Also, prediction time.

AFC West
1. Chiefs
2. Chargers
3. Raiders
4. Broncos

AFC North
1. Bengals
2. Ravens
3. Steelers
4. Browns

AFC East
1. Dolphins
2. Jets
3. Bills
4. Patriots

AFC South
1. Jags
2. Titans
3. Texans
4. Colts

NFC West
1. 49ers
2. Seahawks
3. Rams
5. Cardinals

NFC North
1. Motor City Dan Campbell and his merry band of ankle biters.
2. Packers
3. Vikings
4. Bears

NFC East
1. Eagles
2. Giants
3. Cowboys
4. Redskins

NFC South (I really don't know just gonna fill it out randomly)
1. Bucs
2. Falcons
3. Panthers
4. Saints.

Playoffs:
Chiefs, Bengals, Dolphins, Jaguars, Jets, Ravens, Bills.

Bucs, Eagles, Lions, 49ers, Giants, Packers, Seahawks.

Super Bowl: Chiefs over Giants I guess?
 
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Kirun

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You got any suggestions?

Also, prediction time.

AFC West
1. Chiefs
2. Chargers
3. Raiders
4. Broncos

AFC North
1. Bengals
2. Ravens
3. Steelers
4. Browns

AFC East
1. Dolphins
2. Jets
3. Bills
4. Patriots

AFC South
1. Jags
2. Titans
3. Texans
4. Colts

NFC West
1. 49ers
2. Seahawks
3. Rams
5. Cardinals

NFC North
1. Motor City Dan Campbell and his merry band of ankle biters.
2. Packers
3. Vikings
4. Bears

NFC East
1. Eagles
2. Giants
3. Cowboys
4. Redskins

NFC South (I really don't know just gonna fill it out randomly)
1. Bucs
2. Falcons
3. Panthers
4. Saints.

Playoffs:
Chiefs, Bengals, Dolphins, Jaguars, Jets, Ravens, Bills.

Bucs, Eagles, Lions, 49ers, Giants, Packers, Seahawks.

Super Bowl: Chiefs over Giants I guess?
Packers will be lucky to win 5 games this season. They couldn't manage better than 8-9 even with Aaron at QB. With Love? Playoff team? No fucking shot.
 
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Kaines

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Predictions Sure To Go Wrong:


AFC West
1 Chiefs
2 Chargers
3 Raiders
4 Broncos

AFC South
1 Jaguars
2 Texans
3 Titans
4 Colts

AFC North
1 Bengals
2 Ravens
3 Browns
4 Steelers

AFC East
1 Bills
2 Jets
3 Dolphins
4 Patriots

NFC West
1 49ers
2 Seahawks
3 Rams
4 Cardinals

NFC South
1 Saints
2 Falcons
3 Buccs
4 Panthers

NFC North
1 Lions
2 Vikings
3 Bears
4 Packers

NFC East
1 Cowboys (Homer)
2 Eagles
3 Giants
4 Commanders

Wildcard Teams:
AFC: Chargers, Ravens, Jets
NFC: Eagles, Vikings, Seahawks

Superbowl: Cowboys over Bengals
 
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Szeth

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You can't seriously think the cowboys WIN the division. Even if they do get a playoff birth it would be wildcard.
 

BrutulTM

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I just hope it's not KC in the superbowl again but I don't really see any reason it wouldn't be. On the other hand, if the 49ers actually beat the Chiefs in the SB, that would be outstanding.
 
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Regime

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I just hope it's not KC in the superbowl again



if the 49ers actually beat the Chiefs in the SB, that would be outstanding.


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Ambiturner

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You can't seriously think the cowboys WIN the division. Even if they do get a playoff birth it would be wildcard.

In a league where almost half the playoff teams missed the playoffs the year before, a team going from 12-5 to winning their division is too much of a stretch for you?
 
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