2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

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Ok I'm all for cracking on excessive celebrations and enforcing sportsmanlike behavior but did they seriously fine Mahomes for making an "air-gun" gesture? This is so ridiculous I'm even gonna link a KC article instead of looking for a neutral source.

What makes me mad is he a fucking Red Raider. Their whole fucking schtick is the “guns up” Yosemite Sam thing at Texas Tech and it’s awesome.
 
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Kirun

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Should've fined his ass 1 million bucks. Those finger pistols are extremely PROBLEMATIC and just emphasize America's obsession with guns!
 

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I think I'm gonna buy a gun and go into a Starbucks and shoot it up because of that celebration.
 
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Fed posting in my sportsball thread? It's more common then you think.
 
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My favorite part was after he missed the second extra point kick the announcer said “and thus concludes the worst special teams performance in history” but then the Cowboys returned the onside kick for a TD which was just extra special, The Redskins won, that win is going to cost the cowboys draft position.

well, the onside kick was kinda whatever. Once we don't recover, the games over already anyways, TD meaningless at that point (I'm assuming they had already hit the over prior?)
 

jooka

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interesting tidbit I hadnt considered previously, Jones can just sign to a teams practice squad in order to keep himself free if another teams QB goes down.
 

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Well, switching away from the Wings game to watch this was a mistake. If Dobbins is out for a while that could be trouble.
 
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I mean Chargers gonna Charger and all that, but that game was just..... awful. And not in the normal snatch defeat from the jaws of victory kind of way the Chargers normally do. It was a slow struggle session with some horrendously lopsided officiating combined with what has to be the worst fucking receiving corps in all of football. Seriously, how many easy catches did the Chargers just flat out drop? If any of those assholes manages to catch one of those drops, the Bolts win that easily. Instead we get to enjoy another week of dick riders praising Lamar as the MVP, when in reality Derrick Henry has been way more impactful to the Raven's success this year.

I think the Chargers are headed in the right direction, but this is obviously not going to be their year. I hope they can get it all put together while they have the key pieces. I am not a big long time fan, but they were my adopted local root for these guys team while I lived in CA going back to Rivers days. But I could feel Denamian's hangover all the way over in Texas watching that game play out. You can't control what the zebras are gonna do, especially when they are trying to help Vegas hit the spread. But you absolutely can control catching the ball and the mental errors on defense. Good game plan and Herbert was solid, but the WRs and DBs completely shit the bed at the key moments.
 
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well, the onside kick was kinda whatever. Once we don't recover, the games over already anyways, TD meaningless at that point (I'm assuming they had already hit the over prior?)

I don't keep up with betting stuff, but yeah surely it wasn't higher than 50. Other than the excitement of it, the only effect was your RB getting his clock cleaned on the next kickoff. So totally worth it. Is he going to miss any time?
 

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I don't keep up with betting stuff, but yeah surely it wasn't higher than 50. Other than the excitement of it, the only effect was your RB getting his clock cleaned on the next kickoff. So totally worth it. Is he going to miss any time?

likely won't know until later this week, in the protocol and all that
 
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I was at the Redskins Cowboys game Sunday. The wind was nuts, I was on the Cowboy's side 40 yard line seats. The flags on the goal post were going in opposite directions on both missed extra points. The wind was swirling. The stadium looks solid, but the 2nd level is hollow to the outside and allows tons of wind to run through the stadium.

My sister is a Cowboys fan, and this was the first time I took her to a Redskins Cowboys game. The last three minutes with all the scoring and terrible special teams play was some of the best in person football to watch I have ever seen. When Scary Terry scored his touchdown and the score was 27 to 26 all the Cowboys fans went silent. And she was crying about overtime. I looked at the goal posts and saw the flags, told her no way we make the kick... Sucks being right sometimes.

Anyway best game I have been at since the old RFK stadium days in the 80's early 90's as a teen.
 
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There goes Aaron Rogers exist strategy LOL.

I guess if they could make Darnold not suck for a while, they may be able to unfuck Jones long enough to right the ship. But I kind of doubt it. The only player worth a shit on the Giants roster went to the Eagles.
 
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There goes Aaron Rogers exist strategy LOL.

I guess if they could make Darnold not suck for a while, they may be able to unfuck Jones long enough to right the ship. But I kind of doubt it. The only player worth a shit on the Giants roster went to the Eagles.
Xavier McKinney doing well too on the Packers.
 
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Merrith

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I was at the Redskins Cowboys game Sunday. The wind was nuts, I was on the Cowboy's side 40 yard line seats. The flags on the goal post were going in opposite directions on both missed extra points. The wind was swirling. The stadium looks solid, but the 2nd level is hollow to the outside and allows tons of wind to run through the stadium.

My sister is a Cowboys fan, and this was the first time I took her to a Redskins Cowboys game. The last three minutes with all the scoring and terrible special teams play was some of the best in person football to watch I have ever seen. When Scary Terry scored his touchdown and the score was 27 to 26 all the Cowboys fans went silent. And she was crying about overtime. I looked at the goal posts and saw the flags, told her no way we make the kick... Sucks being right sometimes.

Anyway best game I have been at since the old RFK stadium days in the 80's early 90's as a teen.

Dumbest thing is we put the kicker on IR now. If he wasn't healthy enough why the fuck do you let him back on the field in the first place when Gonzalez hadn't missed anything as a fill in?
 
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