A fine from Switserland

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Gask

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What would happen if you didn't pay or serve time, would the EU extradite you?
 

lurkingdirk

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Only people who go on vacation are people who hate where they live. My house / town is fucking awesome. No desire to ever leave it unless I'm being paid.

Sorry Hoss, this is bullshit. I love where I live. But I also like to see different parts of the world. Mountains, glaciers, different cultures, experience different food, and all that. Nothing wrong with traveling.
 
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Kharzette

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Didn't you post a strange package awhile back? I'm sure those people can make the fine vanish like a magic trick :D
 

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Sorry Hoss, this is bullshit. I love where I live. But I also like to see different parts of the world. Mountains, glaciers, different cultures, experience different food, and all that. Nothing wrong with traveling.
Yea, seriously, that's quite the hot take. Throwing yourself into an alien world for a few weeks can totally change your perspective on things and also make you appreciate what you have even more. I could never imagine living a life so ignorant of what the greater world is like, good and bad.
 
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Sorry Hoss, this is bullshit. I love where I live. But I also like to see different parts of the world. Mountains, glaciers, different cultures, experience different food, and all that. Nothing wrong with traveling.
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Hoss

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Yea, seriously, that's quite the hot take. Throwing yourself into an alien world for a few weeks can totally change your perspective on things and also make you appreciate what you have even more. I could never imagine living a life so ignorant of what the greater world is like, good and bad.

I get paid to check out those alien worlds and I discovered that my perspective is already correct. Any changes would be for the worse.
 
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Lambourne

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Dunno about Switzerland but in NL you're not allowed to take the jail time unless you can't pay the fine as determined by the gerechtsdeurwaarder (I don't think there is a direct US equivalent to this, but it's basically a court appointed debt collector that can serve you a warrant and seize your property if you're delinquent). Basically you can't get rid of the fine if they determine you have money in the bank or possessions you can sell to come up with the money.

If you get anything in the mail, get actual legal advice before responding to anything.
 

Hoss

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Dunno about Switzerland but in NL you're not allowed to take the jail time unless you can't pay the fine as determined by the gerechtsdeurwaarder (I don't think there is a direct US equivalent to this, but it's basically a court appointed debt collector that can serve you a warrant and seize your property if you're delinquent). Basically you can't get rid of the fine if they determine you have money in the bank or possessions you can sell to come up with the money.

First off, Google Translate says the direct translation is bailiff.

Second, lol but that's kinda cool.

If you get anything in the mail, get actual legal advice before responding to anything.

And third, this is terrible advice. This guy is not a lawyer so you definitely shouldn't take his advice in any legal matter. Do the opposite of what he says punko. Don't be a bitch ass loser.
 

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Punko Punko take the jail and then post about your experience here
 
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Kiroy

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is panko the dog fucker or the shirt bragger? I can never tell these inbred mongoloids apart
 

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If I had to choose between jail I Switzerland or a hotel in Belgium, I’d definitely pick the Swiss jail.