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Gutterflesh

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Did you read the article
aint nobody got time for that GIF
 
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Homsar

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They made most comic book characters gay including all the teens.

Like people on the last page discussing if a character is Jon Kent or Connor Kent. They both gay.
I didn't know they turned Conner kent gay, I actually like that character when he first appeared during the death of superman comics. He wasnt gay in Young Justice animated series which was pretty good. They started going the gay route with some characters the final season but luckily it was the finale season
 

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I watched the first episode out of curiosity. I doubt I'll watch any more. They did a very poor job of catching up viewers (like none) on what the hell happened in, uh, that other show. So, I was confused with what was going on with Agatha.

Whatever. Don't care.
 

Chukzombi

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First episode is complete nonsense.

Working on the second episode. It's really bad. The acolyte is much more entertaining. Not sure I will make it to the end.

Got to the end. Wow. That's a load of shit. Two episodes and Agatha is trying to get her powers back. She forms a coven. Some CGI witches chase them around and they find something called the witches road. Presumably this is some FedEx quest where she collects mcguffins and by episode 9 she is back in power again. Dunno. But it's boring as fuck. The set designs are quite nice, but everything else is terribad. Aubrey plaza is only in the first episode so far. I may watch another episode but I think I'm done.
 
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Chukzombi

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why do you hate yourself?
I dunno. I like to be thorough. But mainly I like watching Disparu videos on YouTube and it makes one of his reviews funnier if I watch the shows he references. But as I said, there really isn't much heret. It's not acolyte Trainwreck bad. It's just boring bad and really bad acting and a drawn out story. She could have gotten her powers back in just one episode. In fact now that Scarlet is dead. She should get them back automatically. But nope. She has to go on a long quest along the yellow brick road to achieve it. Bunch of filler bullshit.
 

Chukzombi

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What the hell happened to Scarlet? God damn, I don't even remember what's going on.
I'm trying to forget that dr strange sequel. But didn't she get sent to an alt timeline where she finds her kids but gets killed by alt timeline Scarlet?
 

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In Doctor Strange 2, Wanda (possibly tainted by the Darkhold), goes evil and tries to steal America Chavez's powers so she can jump to the timeline where the kids she magiced up in Wandavision actually exist.

Realizing that the real kids accurately see her as a monster, she leaves, destroys the Darkhold in all dimensions, and apparently dies.

I think, anyway, I haven't thought about it since I saw it.
 

Xevy

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First episode was a weird tribute to Wandavision. Second episode advances plot and introduces most all of the characters. Hahn is great and so is Lupone. Everyone else is fine I guess, we'll see.

It's not a kids show.
 
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Chukzombi

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First episode was a weird tribute to Wandavision. Second episode advances plot and introduces most all of the characters. Hahn is great and so is Lupone. Everyone else is fine I guess, we'll see.

It's not a kids show.
What plot advanced? Agatha was free of Wanda's spell in the first episode. Her quest is just Rise of Skywalker levels of side quests. She should already have her powers back
 

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In Doctor Strange 2, Wanda (possibly tainted by the Darkhold), goes evil and tries to steal America Chavez's powers so she can jump to the timeline where the kids she magiced up in Wandavision actually exist.

Realizing that the real kids accurately see her as a monster, she leaves, destroys the Darkhold in all dimensions, and apparently dies.

I think, anyway, I haven't thought about it since I saw it.
Yeah.... the odds of the Darkhold actually being destroyed are essentially nil. It's one of those "eternal MaGuffins" on the level of the infinity stones. I didn't watch the Wandavision Movie (i.e. Dr Strange 2), because I saw up front it was going to be a Wanda show thinly veiled in Benadyrl Cumberbund.

Which sucks because I love him as Dr Strange, and would still love to see more real Dr Strange movies.

I have never had any inkling to watch this. But you have to admit, you're dealing with witches, and that's almost exclusively in queer territory anywhere now a days, so if you are surprised by it being "all gayed up" I don't know what to tell you. If you're surprised the writing isn't great, also don't know what to tell ya... If Hahn's ass is glorious enough someone grab me screencaps. ;)

I think grand total I've watched maybe 2 episodes total across all the Disney+ marvel shows. They didn't learn the lesson of "All New - All Different Marvel!" and went to shit between Infinity War and Endgame, with Endgame only having some punch due to a decade of momentum. Haven't seen a Marvel movie since Love and Thunder, and I regret going to that one. I'm firmly in the camp of "they need to vault all of this for 10-15 years and restart it". Of course I might be dead of old age by then...
 

Chukzombi

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You guys need to get over Agatha being any kind of hot in this. She isn't even wearing any makeup. Her ass is just some pale middle age woman ass. Not the worst ass, but it's no fucking way smoking hot.
 
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Bald Brah

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You guys need to get over Agatha being any kind of hot in this. She isn't even wearing any makeup. Her ass is just some pale middle age woman ass. Not the worst ass, but it's no fucking way smoking hot.

That bitch is fugly. She looks like Juliette Lewis but with downs syndrome.
 
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