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DickTrickle

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Jasker said:
Ok, thanks for the tip. How do I self-terminate?
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Honestly, there's a lot of ways. We didn't want to make it difficult. All those fake stories about suicides were there just to prime you with information should you need it.
 
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I've done nothing that would bring this on. You're wrong.
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I'm pretty sure every single person reading this thread would disagree with this statement based on the evidence you've presented thus far, but I do agree with DickTrickle DickTrickle that you could disprove us all by simply posting some screencaps of some of these conversations you've had with these women who reject you.
 
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Boy, the 'Shaw is really getting a workout here lately.

What's the TL;DR here? This newbie Jasker thinks the universe isn't real and is losing his shit?
 
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I'm not lying to them. I'm omitting details about why I think the world is a simulation. I also mention to most women I talk to for any length of time I believe in simulation theory, but I generally play it cool.
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It sounds like 100% of eligible females have rejected the truth. It's time to violate some treaties.
 
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Uh.. How do you mean carefully? like with poison? Drowning?
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I strongly advise against self termination except for cases where impending terminal illness would cause immense suffering the individual would like to avoid.

Psychological counseling is still my suggestion to you.

Take MIchael Jordan's advice

 
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DickTrickle

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They're local. You're not getting messages.
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Wow, that's great news and validation of our deep AI constructs we created in you, that you subconsciously realize your messages are so crazy and/or awful you know sharing them would shatter your illusion of not being crazy. You're our most advanced AI yet!
 
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Neil Degrasse Tyson, Elon Musk, bunch others believe in sim theory. Dunno what you're talking about.
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First one believes in multiple genders and is likely a multiple rapist, so.......Second one is the current George C Parker so....
 
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Examples why you think our reality could be fake, is fake, or we're missing something entirely. Posted in screenshots because pictures are applicable. Ignorance and shit you just don't know is welcomed, this thread is for learning, debunking, creating, or just being like what the fuck yea that's weird as fuck.


I'll start:


1) Our time period. Consumer grade cable and fiber optic came out when most of us were teenagers and young adults, hell, in our lifetime. Luck? no. Intended. The universe is 13.7 billion years old. Oh and by the way, the datagrams and bits of information travel at over half the speed of light. We have this fucking voodoo technology and still drive gas powered cars LOL.

2) If half the population is conservative, why would there be only one mainstream conservative news channel and like 10 middle/liberal? To boot, Fox News is somewhat new as a news station.

3) Have you ever thought about how many musicians there are? When I turn on the radio, all I hear is Ariana Grande, no matter what channel I turn to. Have you ever thought about how many mainstream artists there are? Hell, have you ever thought about how many famous people there are entertaining in movies, tvs, music... compared to the actual population? What the fuck is going on? How the fuck does Arianna Grande manage to have a monopoly on music and airwaves? How are the same people popping up? How are these people able to maintain for so long and have one good hit per album? I've gone through Apple Music on a bunch of shit recently and it's all fairly astounding what's going on. None of the stuff is good except the hits, and even that's not very good, it's all in the beat. People release a bad movie, oh that's fine have another five movies. They just keep popping up. The permanence is unrealistic.

4) Have you ever thought why the presidents location was actually told to everyone? If the president actually lived in the White House, would it make the most sense around the parameter there would be some sort of anti-missle apparatus? As it stands right now there are a few armed guards outside the White House.

5) If there are 1.3 billion people in China, why isn't China influencing us more than it currently is? Don't get me wrong, most of our goods come from China. But do any of you know more than 20 famous people in china that are mainstream musicians/artists/actors? Why isn't that bleeding into our culture the way it apparently bleeds into theirs? Are we that racist still?

6) Tattoos. In true reality, people would be less likely to get tattoos. Think about it. Like everyone has a tattoo these days. It's ridiculous as fuck to get a tattoo if this is your first time around. It's permanence is great. No one would do that shit. I'm one of the biggest fuckboys on the planet, I've done shit that is absolutely crazy... I would never in a million years consider getting a tattoo. So why is that? It's because I only have lived once. People with Tattoo's are people that have been around the block more than one fucking time. This is the truth.

7) Ever watch the people on the price is right? No, seriously. Have you studied how they act? Do it if you haven't. Get back to me and tell me nothing strange is happening.

8) Search results on the internet. Ever really look into the results? You have a half of a page of results then the rest is repeats, spam, or not really related. What the actual fuck?

9) There are no comprehensive lists citing popular culture. Like all actors, musicians, directors. Because if there were you'd realize the number were too small. It's the same people, making the same shit. How is this happening? How can Mel Gibson be on top of the world again when there are probably hundreds of thousands of college cinema/film/director graduates.

10) Donald Trump on twitter.
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in reality your mind just isn't up to the task.
 
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DickTrickle said:
Wow, that's great news and validation of our deep AI constructs we created in you, that you subconsciously realize your messages are so crazy and/or awful you know sharing them would shatter your illusion of not being crazy. You're our most advanced AI yet!
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I just don't want my personal business out there for aliens to see. Would you?

Typically just say shit like hey how are you doing anything fun this weekend? as an opener, simple stuff like pointing out things in peoples profiles and adding to that or talking about how I relate to it.

Messages aren't crazy. What would a crazy opening message look like anyway? heh
 
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What task? You mad because I said space is boring? It is. I mean visiting a new planet might be fun but I don't know how interesting space can be.
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there's so many alternative explanations for everything on that list immediately jumping to "it must be a simulation" is lol to me.
 
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there's so many alternative explanations for everything on that list immediately jumping to "it must be a simulation" is lol to me.
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I stand by all of my statements. Mark it in stone. If you disagree, you're free too. We'll see who's correct in the end.
 
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I just don't want my personal business out there for aliens to see. Would you?

Typically just say shit like hey how are you doing anything fun this weekend? as an opener, simple stuff like pointing out things in peoples profiles and adding to that or talking about how I relate to it.

Messages aren't crazy. What would a crazy opening message look like anyway? heh
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A crazy opening message would look like your first post in this thread.

Let's go deeper.

Are you a virgin? How many woman have you slept with? What's the longest relationship you've had?
 
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I wanted to find an appropriate like tinder screencap that was a good example of a crazy opener, but I realized it would be too difficult finding something that could match "There's so many Chinese people we know nothing about, therefore the universe must be fake" levels of crazy and I gave up.
 
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DickTrickle said:
A crazy opening message would look like your first post in this thread.

Let's go deeper.

Are you a virgin? How many woman have you slept with? What's the longest relationship you've had?
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Slept with around 50 women. Used to live in NYC so got the numbers up there. heh.

Yea no crazy opening messages have been sent like the one in this thread. Though if you read it over it wasn't very crazy, maybe you could call it ignorant? But not crazy.
 
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