radditsu
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Annoying shit your wife does
- Thread starter tyen
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Nirgon
Log Wizard
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Just endured a horrifying rustling after reading Faris's post. But I will go on, unhindered.
Another good one is:
We go out to dinner and I drive both ways cuz I'm nice. I drive her car cuz its nicer. When we get home I firmly plant her keys in her hand like they are humanity's last hope and say "remember, I gave you your keys, you have them, I gave them to you"
5:45 AM : "Wake up! hey wake up! sorry, what'd you do with my keys after we got home from dinner?"
Rage quit inducing levels of rustle. Just dump it on me Lord.
Another good one is:
We go out to dinner and I drive both ways cuz I'm nice. I drive her car cuz its nicer. When we get home I firmly plant her keys in her hand like they are humanity's last hope and say "remember, I gave you your keys, you have them, I gave them to you"
5:45 AM : "Wake up! hey wake up! sorry, what'd you do with my keys after we got home from dinner?"
Rage quit inducing levels of rustle. Just dump it on me Lord.
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Tearofsoul
Ancient MMO noob
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Itlan
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ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
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Titan_Atlas
Deus Vult
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I'd rather help in a calf birth than explain it. Especially since when I met my wife she was attending a technical college for .....................wait for it, FASHION.
trex
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You just lost my vote as moderator you homofag.
I spend most mornings a week with my moms group talking about what idiots our husbands are. This is for parents of small children, so I can't speak for all husbands but our general complaints include but are not limited to (i have no experience in some of these but god damn do i hear about them):
The whiney bitch ass behavior. "uhh. I'm so tired. I got to bed so late last night." You got 8 hours. Walk it off.
Irrational use of spending money. It's not "only $10" if you do it every day and we're not "cheap"-- were just not retarded.
The no you game. God forbid you give constructive criticism to a husband. You tell him one thing that he did that bothered you and you hear about the last three things you did that bothered him. NO YOU IS NOT THE OBJECT OF THE DISCUSSION!
Immaturity with bodily functions. No one in the whole entire world wants to hear you burp or fart. And we don't care if you are about to or just did take a shit. It's disgusting. Excuse yourself or keep it to yourself.
Snoring. It's loud as fuck and you become even more irritating sleeping then you are when you're awake.
Porn. Picturing your husband sitting at the computer jerking it is possibly the most disgusting mental image ever. Control yourselves.
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Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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This has and will always happen. No matter how much sex I'm getting, I still need to sometimes watch some porn and rub one out.
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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Losing your vote probably gained me 50 more... thanks
And you sound intolerable typing this shit out, btw. Oh no your husband snores, what a hard life you must have. Try not to choke on your starbucks on the way to the refugee camp.
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popsicledeath
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You are the annoying shit in this thread.
Tyen, tie up your donkey outside, please, the men are talking.
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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Just so you realize every complaint you listed amounts to "I'm annoyed my husband is human and has an opinion. God so fucking annoying why can't he just do what I want without complaining and not have bodily functions."
No wonder tyen is so angsty if you are actually his wife.
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So let me get this right. You married a black Muslim woman who was majoring in fashion? Like we're you trying to fuck up as hard as you could or what? How hot is this chick?
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Lanx
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If coffee wrecks your stomach...
You're drinking dank coffee
source:coffee snob
try cold brew, it will produce the lowest acidity (what usually fucks a persons stomach) cup of joe.
But then you're a female, i haven't met a female yet in my life that drinks their coffee w/o milk or some dairy shit.
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I think for most people it's losing the amenities of the city like food, events, etc. Like moving to surburban LA means you're an hour and a half from not being forced to having date night at Chili's.