Annoying shit your wife does

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Cad said:
Just so you realize every complaint you listed amounts to "I'm annoyed my husband is human and has an opinion. God so fucking annoying why can't he just do what I want without complaining and not have bodily functions."

No wonder tyen is so angsty if you are actually his wife.
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Cad, when were you first diagnosed with autism and how did it make you feel? How does it feel to be married to another person with autism? Tell us about your day to day life. Use feeling words and try not to name call.

I think this will be really helpful for you. Pals let's listen up and let him talk out his feelings.
 
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Izo

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trexxy sounds like she needs them utters milked while she chews snickers.
 
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trex said:
Cad, when were you first diagnosed with autism and how did it make you feel? How does it feel to be married to another person with autism? Tell us about your day to day life. Use feeling words and try not to name call.

I think this will be really helpful for you. Pals let's listen up and let him talk out his feelings.
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Says the person whose crowning glory in life is mating with Tyen.
 
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Izo

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He's getting the numbers confused because they all look alike.
 
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popsicledeath

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Here, read this and explain it to me... while I ramble on about unrelated shit as you're trying to read.
 
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fanaskin said:
What's wrong with suburbia? most people flee the cities to raise kids.
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No hipsters in Suburbia? Good public schools? Cheaper cost of living? Oh noes I don't have to have my kid sleep in a closet so that I can be sure and hit the latest hipster hangout and pay for overpriced apartments!


Lanx said:
But then you're a female, i haven't met a female yet in my life that drinks their coffee w/o milk or some dairy shit.
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My wife drinks her shit black. Sometimes she adds shit but she can drink her coffee anyway she wants it. Just as long as that shit is hot and ready at 6am! When we go on trips, I pack instant coffee just in case we are somewhere that does not have any. I hate when that kraken is unleashed. Cthulu pisses his pants in fear of she does not have that coffee.
 
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Izo said:
He's getting the numbers confused because they all look alike.
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Izo made a funny. I'm worried that I'm laughing at an Izo post.

Public school here is not an option. They're all garbage. You guys want to do your suburban white life, do it. No hate. Also understand it is not the only answer...UNLESS THE MEDIA HAS BRAINWASHED YOU INTO THINKING ITS THE ONLY ANSWER.... Dun dun dun.

I would argue that the people who ask "what's wrong with suburbia?" are in fact what's wrong with suburbia.
 
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Kinner said:
I pack instant coffee just in case we are somewhere that does not have any. I hate when that kraken is unleashed. Cthulu pisses his pants in fear of she does not have that coffee.
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Mine is this way with mint tea. She's the only person in the world who drinks microwaved mint tea w/ 4 packs of Splenda and thinks that shit is normal.
 
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popsicledeath said:
You are the annoying shit in this thread.

Tyen, tie up your donkey outside, please, the men are talking.
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Soygen said:
This has and will always happen. No matter how much sex I'm getting, I still need to sometimes watch some porn and rub one out.
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quoted for truth, sleep well knowing this comment will land me 20 lashes.
 
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Chanur

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Nothing better than stay at home housewives complaining about the man giving them the ability to sit on their fat ass and complain about how good they have it.
 
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Chanur said:
Nothing better than stay at home housewives complaining about the man giving them the ability to sit on their fat ass and complain about how good they have it.
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Chanurs wife is confirmed fat tub of lard.
 
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If my wife read and posted on this forum, I'd find somewhere else to go. It's not cute or interesting to read spousal banter
 
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For talking shit, probably.
 
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She wanted to raise kids in a closet and I wouldn't have it.
 
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