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The comments on this are pure gold. Haha! Highlights :p

My grandpa is japanese and he told me his lineage comes from a long history of warriors. Brave men who fought in the advent of Johnny Somali to their land, on a giant Crab. They were forced to retreat on bicycles through the vast bamboo jungles but the enemy caught up to them on the Eurostar Express. Finally when they were pincered, he and the Takeda Clan united against the common enemy and stopped Johnny Somali once and for all.

"I don't care what they told you in school.... Cleopatra was a Samurai and had automatic weapons."


"16 times the historical accuracy " - Todd Howard

10 years later wikipedia : Assassin's Creed Shadows is a work of fiction based on the Yasuke simulator.

And one of the best - Sorry in advance Brahma Brahma :p

First African Samurai in Japan. First mission is to steal a bicycle.
 
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Care to any detail into this comment so they can be addressed or you content to just shoot blanks into the void?
pulp fiction they speak english in what GIF
 
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Just hope Might and Magic gets sold to someone who actually gives a fuck.

I'd hate to see Tencent permanently shelve it and cast it aside as irrelevant-- which they are now at risk of doing.
Just imagine Larian with HOMM IP
 
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Uhhhh, what? How are you always this comically out of touch with reality.

I'll bite, how is anything I said there out of touch? It's literally just me hoping the culture can move beyond pushing death-projects that people don't like and flop, and agreeing with the other post that AC Shadows is a residual effect of development during a time when woke culture was way more accepted than it is now.

Snow White and AC Shadows are basically like the last couple movies in a Marvel Phase that they just need to put out there because they've been working on them for years, even though the phase is over and the Big Bad was defeated already.
 
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Rajaah

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To say that things like tranny library hour or public gay pride parades and all that bullshit don't negatively affect children and young adults is to claim that culture and education has no practical effect at all. This is clearly false.

Yeah, what I was saying is that we didn't have those things when I was growing up, and I grew up in a town with a massive LGBT (mostly lesbian) population. Yet there was nothing crazy going on, no parades or drag shows, nobody dressed like a clown screeching "accept meeee". Nothing. Just a bunch of gay folk and a bunch of straight folk getting along fine and even the republicans were accepted members of the community, even with the war being deeply unpopular there circa 2005-7. Nobody was judging anybody or banning them from "spaces" due to their political views.

Whole point was that things were fine between people of different backgrounds, on an interpersonal level, and now they're not fine. All this crazy bullshit has really set the public perception of the "normal gay guy" back a few decades and I think it's a matter of time before the G's and the L's start really resenting the wokes and the T's, if they haven't already.

Schools and "sex educators" going after little kids was quite clearly the big red line that got crossed. There's been a humongous spike in 5 year olds identifying as non-binary or another gender, and wokesters pat themselves on the back about this like "finally! they can feel accepted for who they are!" despite the fact that they're the ones putting the ideas in the heads of ultra-impressionable kids.

I'm always explaining to Libs that everything going on now is a reaction to something. Trans people losing rights? Maybe the previous administration shouldn't have gotten so fucking stupid with putting men into women's prisons and women's sports. Personally I care a lot more about the prison thing, since a lot of rapes have resulted from these practices. Sports are more visible though and I wonder how many other people's blood fuckin' boiled seeing a male boxer knocking out women at the Olympics.
 
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lol. The only Twitch streamer I watch is playing this right now. He's getting paid for it of course. It's just funny that I've never heard him ever talk about AC games or have I seen him play one in the 4 years I've been watching him. He does have a decent audience though, so he can have his bag. He just has like a third of his normal viewers watching.
 

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lol. The only Twitch streamer I watch is playing this right now. He's getting paid for it of course. It's just funny that I've never heard him ever talk about AC games or have I seen him play one in the 4 years I've been watching him. He does have a decent audience though, so he can have his bag. He just has like a third of his normal viewers watching.

I hope he loses more than he makes in the long run.
 
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Who the fuck is Hasan and why is he important enough to garner attention from anyone other than twitch weirdos
 
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lol, whoever has the keys to the assassins creed twitter is in a internet slap fight with Grummz and Elon Musk. What a clown show
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Who the fuck is Hasan and why is he important enough to garner attention from anyone other than twitch weirdos
Some commie midwit who has a horde of zoomers enthralled by socialism. All while farming them for his capitalist gain while living in a 2 million dollar home. Anyone who gives him money is retarded and deserves to lose everything.
 
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inside every retard are two twitch streamers, asmongold and hasan

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it is vaguely interesting that since they announced 2m players 3 days (NOT sales, just "played" which includes ubisoft+) they haven't said a peep about sales. it'll be a while before we get legit numbers from Ubisoft investor conferences.
 
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