AssHat 2023 Final Four! Vote Now!
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
RobXIII
Urinal Cake Consumption King
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WORKING ON SOMETHING HUGE FOR YOU ALL THAT YOURE ALL GONNA LOVE
BIG
STAY
Is there a Kraken involved?
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rhinohelix
Dental Dammer
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Brikker
Trump's Staff
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literally just from scrolling through the asshat threads during some downtime at work. Anyone posting that much has issues.
Pharmakos got a lot of negs too because reasons.
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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TBT-TheBigToe
<Rickshaw Potatoes>
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stupidmonkey
Not Smrt
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Was there a late-night tub of ballets that came through that caused some more counting? Water main break? PA tallies swinging wildly in the other direction in the wee hours? Was anyone actually observing the counts?
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Asshat Foler
Forum Winner
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Cast your vote, make it great,
For Foler, let's decide his fate.
In this race, he's set the pace,
With your vote, he'll embrace first place.
It's never too late to vote, make a note,
For Foler, let your support float.
With every tick, the clock does gate,
But for Foler, it's never too late.
So raise your voice, don't just spectate,
In this election, you participate.
For Foler's win, let's all advocate,
Remember, it's never too late to vote, that's the mandate!
For Foler, let's decide his fate.
In this race, he's set the pace,
With your vote, he'll embrace first place.
It's never too late to vote, make a note,
For Foler, let your support float.
With every tick, the clock does gate,
But for Foler, it's never too late.
So raise your voice, don't just spectate,
In this election, you participate.
For Foler's win, let's all advocate,
Remember, it's never too late to vote, that's the mandate!
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Sanrith Descartes
You have insufficient privileges to reply here.
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Chukzombi
Millie's Staff Member
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durkingflirk asleep at the wheel again!Why havent the polls closed yet? Da fuk is going on?
Furry
Email Loading Please Wait
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I think he's just counting the mail-in ballots. Don't promote conspiracy theories.Why havent the polls closed yet? Da fuk is going on?
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Chris
Potato del Grande
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He should have pulled himself up by his bootstraps and worked through his cancer and chemo. How dare he go on disability!? Lazy bastard.
All you have to do is copy/paste ChatGPT outputs and Russian telegrams in your command centre while your wife works a full time job to pay the bills.
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Asshat Foler
Forum Winner
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Don’t worry about it my guy. There was a water pipe burst at the polling server facility.Why havent the polls closed yet? Da fuk is going on?
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Rajaah
Honorable Member
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Yeah, and I'd go so far as to say Rocky was MORE of an underdog in Rocky 4.
He may be 1-0 against Drago and 1-1 against Clubber (meaning Clubber was more successful against him) but the stories of the two movies tell a different...story.
Rocky 3 was about Rocky basically getting lazy and weak and that being capitalized-on by a young hungry opponent in Clubber. Also he lost Mickey right before the fight and that messed him up mentally. When he came back for the rematch, he basically squashed Clubber, who gassed out after the first round or two.
Rocky 4 on the other hand was him up against an invincible Russian who had more punching force than prime Mike Tyson (who had the world record IRL at the time). Rocky had to get in like 2X as good shape just to fight the guy at close to parity.
So basically Rocky 3 was "stop being lazy and take out this young hungry guy who you shouldn't be having this much of an issue with" and Rocky 4 was "get much stronger to have a chance at hanging with this invincible guy". Also there's the element that Rocky lost to Apollo in the off-camera fight at the end of Rocky 3, then Apollo got killed by Ivan in Rocky 4 with relative ease. Which shows us what would have happened if Rocky had gone against Ivan at that time.
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Yes, it's a simple enough story to understand but seemingly too difficult for
Ambiturner
to grasp.He is adamant that the audience should not perceive Rocky as the underdog for the first Clubber fight - despite the whole build up being about Rocky not taking it seriously, Micky telling him he had gotten soft etc.
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Pharmakos was a fucktarded piece of shit weeping vagina long before he got cancer.
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Chris
Potato del Grande
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Yeah I'm missing some context here! What the fuck did he do to deserve being triggered off the forum?
Rajaah
Honorable Member
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TBH Pharmakos is getting a bad rap here. He isn't a bad guy, he just overshares and then doesn't respond super well when his personal stuff gets used against him by assholes.
I don't think anyone needs to defend themselves for getting cancer and taking it easy afterwards. If anyone has an excuse to be on disability it's probably somebody like that. He made the mistake of taking shit personally and going on and on responding. Best thing to do would be to just let it go and the dickish people would probably cease if he wasn't feeding them and being so...weepy about it.
Guy needs a skilled press secretary like Kayleigh McEnany to ward off attacks for him.
I'm sure he'll be back and hopefully he's learned how to let things slide more.
I don't think anyone needs to defend themselves for getting cancer and taking it easy afterwards. If anyone has an excuse to be on disability it's probably somebody like that. He made the mistake of taking shit personally and going on and on responding. Best thing to do would be to just let it go and the dickish people would probably cease if he wasn't feeding them and being so...weepy about it.
Guy needs a skilled press secretary like Kayleigh McEnany to ward off attacks for him.
I'm sure he'll be back and hopefully he's learned how to let things slide more.
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Ambiturner
Ssraeszha Raider
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Yes, it's a simple enough story to understand but seemingly too difficult for
He is adamant that the audience should not perceive Rocky as the underdog for the first Clubber fight - despite the whole build up being about Rocky not taking it seriously, Micky telling him he had gotten soft etc.
Why do you keep bringing up your L over and over? Not only do you not know what underdog means, you didn't even realize he fought Clubber Lang in 3 and thought it was Apollo Creed.
Rocky was the favorite in the first fight against Lang because the whole world thought he was going to win. That's what an underdog is. It's not when a terrier goes at you in missionary position. In your retarded definition of "underdog", the Mighty Ducks, Little Giants, Dodgeball, etc. aren't underdogs because the audience knows they're going to win
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