AssHat 2023 Final Four! Vote Now!

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Kaines

Potato Supreme
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I could get you to lose in 1 sitewide notification.

It would say "To all of those tired of Araysar's schtick, if Foler receives 50 votes in the Asshat contest in the next 8 hours, Araysar will be shawed for 3 months and you won't have to read his posts."


But that would be wrong, so I won't do that.
Aray will lose in the next round anyway. One step away and to a Jew. The humiliation will be 9000
 
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Loser Araysar

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I could get you to lose in 1 sitewide notification.

It would say "To all of those tired of Araysar's schtick, if Foler receives 50 votes in the Asshat contest in the next 8 hours, Araysar will be shawed for 3 months and you won't have to read his posts."


But that would be wrong, so I won't do that.

Yes, I'm sure you could get anyone to win/lose by making up rules and abusing your admin powers.

Bravo 👌
 
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Loser Araysar

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Aray will lose in the next round anyway. One step away and to a Jew. The humiliation will be 9000

The age of Octopus is over, the time of Orc has come
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Aray will lose in the next round anyway. One step away and to a Jew. The humiliation will be 9000
Thats the joke. He is a Russian Joo. The finals will be Joo vs Joo. It has all been planned from the start.
 
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Loser Araysar

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I could get you to lose in 1 sitewide notification.

It would say "To all of those tired of Araysar's schtick, if Foler receives 50 votes in the Asshat contest in the next 8 hours, Araysar will be shawed for 3 months and you won't have to read his posts."


But that would be wrong, so I won't do that.

Lightning Lord Rule Lightning Lord Rule

I bet you can't do it. My power is greater than yours.

Go ahead and prove me wrong.
 
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Loser Araysar

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Nah. I look forward to all the fun of reminding you in subtle, unsubtle, and outright abusive ways over the coming year that the Asshat Award is in fact a bad thing to have won.

Assuming you beat womie, of course.

Proof positive that Asshat of the Year is all about perception.

The power of Asshat is ultimate power on this forum. You can even flex on salty mods whenever you feel like it
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
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Proof positive that Asshat of the Year is all about perception.

The power of Asshat is ultimate power on this forum. You can even flex on salty mods whenever you feel like it
Sure. Right up until they get banned and fulfill the Asshat Curse.
 

Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
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I could get you to lose in 1 sitewide notification.

It would say "To all of those tired of Araysar's schtick, if Foler receives 50 votes in the Asshat contest in the next 8 hours, Araysar will be shawed for 3 months and you won't have to read his posts."


But that would be wrong, so I won't do that.
get rid of two folers with one stone?
iu
 
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BoozeCube

The Wokest
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So much effort but the reason big worms will win it all is because he does it effortlessly.

well that and he’s a goblin

source goes GIF
 

Ambiturner

Ssraeszha Raider
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19,680
Araysar vs. Foler - Has probably sucked more black dicks (unconfirmed)
Kirun vs. wormie - By far the dumbest poster on the entire board. It's just that nobody realizes it because he's an irrelevant nobody
 
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Furry

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Araysar vs. Foler - Has probably sucked more black dicks (unconfirmed)
Kirun vs. wormie - By far the dumbest poster on the entire board. It's just that nobody realizes it because he's an irrelevant nobody
Cmon now, plenty of people realize how dumb he is, but dumber than mr. sox? That's just your honest policeman shining through.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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And yet, the riggers who run this thing made sure I'm more relevant than you. Sad times for you, fren.
I can't believe you just laid down and quit at the end. You were my pick to go all the way. You coulda been a champion. Alas, now you are just a footnote in the history of how a Joo became Asshat in 2023. Joos really do win everything.
 
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Gutterflesh

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Araysar vs. Foler : The Russian wants this title more than the rest and more importantly has put in the effort. The victory laps from Emperor Asshat will be a sight to see.
Kirun vs. wormie : The most worthy opponent to go up against the Russian. We're not handing this title out like it's a fucking participation award. You have to fight for it and fight hard you will.

Blood will be spilt,
Tears will be shed,
And by the time we are done,
There will only be one.

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