AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

Lightning Lord Rule said:

Where'd you come up with that formula? Looks like it's too easy to exploit via pol posts.
RIP Zapatta

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Araysar said:

Thank you for your pity vote, but its clear that I fell a bit short this year. I thought I turned in a solid annual performance with several highlights but it just wasn't enough and I recognize that.

I'm going to take some time to reflect over Thanksgiving holiday about all the things I am thankful for and how blessed I am. I am going to review my 2023 posts and what I could have done better. I can see already several ways how to improve for 2024.

First and foremost, I will disperse my shitposting to every corner of the forum and will no longer limit myself to pol. I will shitpost in screenshots, post text only posts in FSR thread, and post shelly in your porno threads occassionally behind spoiler tags. Its important to realize that while I produced massive quantities of posts in several threads in pol, they only rustle the same handful of posters. It is important to be diverse and diversify into rustling people in Screenshots, MMO threads, regular video game threads, books, movies, and everywhere else.

Second, I am going to increase the quantity of shit posts to make sure we have adequate coverage in every section of the forum.

Thirdly, we are going to implement new shit post processes and an Asshat index which uses quantifiable metrics to calculate how effective of an Asshat I am being. That's right, we are going to Six Sigma shitposting to make it lean and high quality. Fresh shit posts, straight off the assembly line, JIT for your morning coffee.

Here is a tentative formula for the Asshat Index


=( (D6+(D9*0.9)-(D8/1.5))-(D7+(D10*0.9)-(D11/1.5)*1.1*D12*(D13/10) ) )

d6 = pol posts

d7 = non pol posts

d8 = pol positive reacts

d9 = pol negs

d10 = non pol reacts

d11 = non pol negs

d12 = infractions received

d13 = all time infractions received

Fourthly, we are going to have Fantasy Asshat where you will be able to draft your favorite shitposter and watch their progress through THREE 8-week seasons that we will have in 2024. Draft your favorite shitposters, bet Tucobucks, send losers to Rickshaws - we are going to make the Asshat experience fun and exciting for everyone.

We got some big and exciting things planned for 2024 and I am very excited to flood you in 2024 with thousands of shit posts.

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Oblio said:

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Araysar said:

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Ossoi said:

Can I talk to you about the movie and TV forum?

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Araysar said:

I guess you didnt enjoy those tricks after all

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Oblio said:

I lied, I am not 1/4 Chosen. I am 100% I go to temple daily, CzechMate!

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Lightning Lord Rule said:

Where'd you come up with that formula? Looks like it's too easy to exploit via pol posts.
RIP Zapatta

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Araysar said:

Oy vey i got gekroifed

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Ossoi said:

Does mist have you on ignore?

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Araysar said:

Almost certain she does. Is that gonna be a problem?

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