AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!
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Oblio
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Ossoi
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Loser Araysar
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I literally had that exact same job at that exact same age. Slinging those 3 mp Canon Elphs, $500 e-machines, $1500 Compaqs, with an occasional Uniden cordless phone, while watching the first Matrix movie endlessly on a loop.
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Slaanesh69
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Araysar vs. wormie
Not the Chris conclusion I was hoping for, but the rest of the also-rans goal has come together.
Not the Chris conclusion I was hoping for, but the rest of the also-rans goal has come together.
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Sanrith Descartes
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joz123
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LOL that pic is so fake. Araysar could never afford a Swingline....
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Edaw
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joz123
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Loser Araysar
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This is honestly the funniest competition i've ever seen on the internet.
Araysar's vaguely threatening gesture and stance, Wormie meekly clasping his hands together in fear, the difference in size between Araysar's massive postcount and wormie's, Araysar's caveman-tier slouch making him look like a hunchback versus Wormie's standing up straight, the remnants of what appear to be posts in the Ukraine thread on Araysar's face versus Wormie's effortless posts in the Juicing Wealth and Power thread, the intense expression on Araysar's face versus the bewildered expression on Wormie's, the sheer difference in size between their postcount - Araysar's is probably double the size of Wormie's, Araysar's tryhard profile with his posts jutting out and his longer paragraphs versus Wormie's insidious tricks. i could go on, but you get the idea.
all of this contrasted with the constant assertion that these people are identical on this forum and there is no meaningful difference between them makes for the most exquisite form of irony when their differences are juxtaposed so vividly. the contrast is almost divine - on the left is man's hubris, his desire to capture the beauty of nature and make it his own, his cerebral and conscious understanding of what it means to be what he thinks he is, his intentional "becoming". while on the right is nature, effortless being, no CHATGPT or BING or Large Language Models, just an "is" that needs nothing added to it in order to be complete. he tries so hard and yet, the harder he tries to "become", the further he takes himself away from the effortless "is" that is the thing he wants to be. it's comedy on a cosmic scale, a joke only god himself could come up with.
Araysar's vaguely threatening gesture and stance, Wormie meekly clasping his hands together in fear, the difference in size between Araysar's massive postcount and wormie's, Araysar's caveman-tier slouch making him look like a hunchback versus Wormie's standing up straight, the remnants of what appear to be posts in the Ukraine thread on Araysar's face versus Wormie's effortless posts in the Juicing Wealth and Power thread, the intense expression on Araysar's face versus the bewildered expression on Wormie's, the sheer difference in size between their postcount - Araysar's is probably double the size of Wormie's, Araysar's tryhard profile with his posts jutting out and his longer paragraphs versus Wormie's insidious tricks. i could go on, but you get the idea.
all of this contrasted with the constant assertion that these people are identical on this forum and there is no meaningful difference between them makes for the most exquisite form of irony when their differences are juxtaposed so vividly. the contrast is almost divine - on the left is man's hubris, his desire to capture the beauty of nature and make it his own, his cerebral and conscious understanding of what it means to be what he thinks he is, his intentional "becoming". while on the right is nature, effortless being, no CHATGPT or BING or Large Language Models, just an "is" that needs nothing added to it in order to be complete. he tries so hard and yet, the harder he tries to "become", the further he takes himself away from the effortless "is" that is the thing he wants to be. it's comedy on a cosmic scale, a joke only god himself could come up with.
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Ossoi
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Lol that's written like an old school szila review of some pretentious Yugoslavian arthouse film that nobody on this forum will ever go see.
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Loser Araysar
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