AssHat of the Year, 2024, Voting Round 3

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lurkingdirk

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Alright people, here's the new bracket. Copy and paste the second post, underline your answers. You know the drill! I'll close this round Monday and we'll be on to the next!

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lurkingdirk

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Bandwagon vs. Maul
Nirgon vs. Boozecube
Soygen vs. Chris
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah
Jasker vs. Kirun
Mist vs. Furry
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
 

pysek

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - like the low-effort troll he is, he'll advance till near the end and flame out like ashes in a death camp oven
Bandwagon vs. Maul - don't gimme no lines and keep your balls to yourself
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - I refuse. ATTICA!
Soygen vs. Chris - obvs.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah
Jasker vs. Kirun
Mist vs. Furry
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - not voting for you twice this time..
 
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Bubbles

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how is it possible that every new round appears to be worse than the previous one
 
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Furry

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - why is chuck even here
Bandwagon vs. Maul -
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Sox backstabber
Soygen vs. Chris - Fine gentleman
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Rajaah is an autismo, but Mr. Sox Mr. Sox is a twice evolved form of autismo.
Jasker vs. Kirun - The hat must be brown.
Mist vs. Furry - Mist is definitely the bigger ass hat but I’m obligated to vote for myself
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - It’s to early for Foler to lose
 
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sleevedraw

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - The GRU agent has basically no competition on the left side of the bracket other than maybe Chris. Should get a special prize for being runner-up for 2 years in a row.
Bandwagon vs. Maul - Commonwealth
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Fed
Soygen vs. Chris - Also Commonwealth
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - As before, Rajaah has bad takes. Bad takes does not an Asshat make.
Jasker vs. Kirun - Captain Contrarian, although I think he's going to burn out against Sox next round.
Mist vs. Furry - Always vote for feds in Asshat competitions; it's always morally correct.
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman -
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Wants it to be immune from it.
Bandwagon vs. Maul - Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves!
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Angry man needs an angry hat.
Soygen vs. Chris - Faggy fag faggot faggots faggotly.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - The Asshat is an esteemed prize given to impactful and important posters, posters just like Mister Socks. Few are the posters who can even be nominated for this prize, fewer are those worthy of obtaining it. I believe in Mr. Sox Mr. Sox , I believe he is one of the worthy.
Jasker vs. Kirun - I’ve been lake trolling, caught a few fish. Kirun has been board trolling, caught a few faggots of queers.
Mist vs. Furry - Mist is a g.i.r.l., Furry is a furry.
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Same as Araysar, wants it to be immune from it.
 
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Edaw

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Kirun

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - This Boomer needs to be retired like 'Ole Yeller.

Bandwagon vs. Maul - I don't even know who this other nerd is, so Mr. Ballbag wins by default.

Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Go home, fed.

Soygen vs. Chris - Euro fags are about 50 years out from not having a country, lulz.

Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Don't know who either of these twats are.

Jasker vs. Kirun - I don't know who this Jasker fella is, but I know that I'm pretty kew.

Mist vs. Furry - Women don't belong in politics.

Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Needs to learn to be more kew going forward.
 
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Lanx

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i was going to amplify our foh gay voices, so of course i was looking out for my boy sleevedraw sleevedraw , but then i say how gay Kirun Kirun still is and he's gayer

Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - This Boomer needs to be retired like 'Ole Yeller.

Bandwagon vs. Maul - I don't even know who this other nerd is, so Mr. Ballbag wins by default.

Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Go home, fed.

Soygen vs. Chris - Euro fags are about 50 years out from not having a country, lulz.

Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Don't know who either of these twats are.

Jasker vs. Kirun - I don't know who this Jasker fella is, but I know that I'm pretty kew.

Mist vs. Furry - Women don't belong in politics.

Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Needs to learn to be more kew going forward.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - the walls are starting to close in. The Asshat Trophy isn't quite near, but it is beginning to loom more at hand...

Bandwagon vs. Maul - how did these 2 get here? Ah well, next round they get blyatskrieged.

Nirgon vs. Boozecube - fal'len.gif

Soygen vs. Chris - sorry Soygen, but having Asshats in Absentia is a bad idea.

Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - 1 more vote for Weaslyzoke Weasleman here.

Jasker vs. Kirun - all he's missing to be SamdaMan part 2 is a conviction.

Mist vs. Furry - oooh, tough choice here. Furry CAN make a surprisingly intelligent post sometimes. While mostly Mist just misses those marks. Bros before furs.

Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - it's coming, the East and West brackets are slowly, ever so slowly, ever EVER so slowly, thanks to Maricopa voting standards by CirclingJerk, coming towards fruition. How will Foler handle it? How will he handle his entire world starting to crack?? I'm sure he'll be pretty chill about it.
 
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Kaines

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Soviet propagandist
Bandwagon vs. Maul - Neofacist
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Fed
Soygen vs. Chris - Amod. And I refuse to vote for someone that isn't even here anymore
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Autist
Jasker vs. Kirun - All Star Asshat
Mist vs. Furry - Eyeore
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - The once and future Asshat.
 
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Phazael

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Chuckles had a good run, but nothing is going to stop the Slav from tiny hatting his way to victory.
Bandwagon vs. Maul - Not even close here, but Maul will be the Putin Glazer's next victim.
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Not sure how the archair glowie master made it this far, but he gets the nod for being bargain bin General Antony.
Soygen vs. Chris - As bad as those avatars have been, the mere memory of Chris wins. He will coast to third place.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Actually close, but gotta go with the Canadian love child of Tuco and Chaos.
Jasker vs. Kirun - As crazy as Jasker is, Kirun puts real work into his schtick and that merrits recognition.
Mist vs. Furry - Mist is Mist, but you can occasionally get a funny or good discussion from Mist. Furry brings nothing of value. Ever.
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - The all pro male mudshark will go all the way until he gets beat by his main account.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Bandwagon vs. Maul
Nirgon vs. Boozecube
Soygen vs. Chris
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah
Jasker vs. Kirun
Mist vs. Furry
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
 
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Furry

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Mist vs. Furry - oooh, tough choice here. Furry CAN make a surprisingly intelligent post sometimes. While mostly Mist just misses those marks. Bros before furs
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Loser Araysar

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - like the low-effort troll he is, he'll advance till near the end and flame out like ashes in a death camp oven
Bandwagon vs. Maul - don't gimme no lines and keep your balls to yourself
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - I refuse. ATTICA!
Soygen vs. Chris - obvs.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah
Jasker vs. Kirun
Mist vs. Furry
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - not voting for you twice this time..

They'll call you a low effort troll who will flame out like ashes in a death camp oven, but they never call you liar
 
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