AssHat of the Year, 2024, Voting Round 3

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stupidmonkey

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - No contest
Bandwagon vs. Maul - Maul doesn't post his balls which hurts us all
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - To Fed or not to Fed
Soygen vs. Chris - Amod should always take it but Chris has outdone himself this year.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - At least he's somewhat contained to a thread
Jasker vs. Kirun - Tries too hard
Mist vs. Furry - Neither is really an asshat. A misanthrope and degenerate, yes.
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - No contest
 
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Indyocracy

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Araysar has made me money this year Chuk made me watch bad movies...
Bandwagon vs. Maul - My tabletop groups have always had a strict no balls on the table policy
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Gonna keep seeing if voting matters
Soygen vs. Chris - Running like a bitch shouldn't be rewarded by being out of the running
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - I just wanna see the rant that could be produced
Jasker vs. Kirun - Justice for Jasker, poop brown when?
Mist vs. Furry - In this year of 2024 when Trump has managed to save America from a female president for the second time is it not time for the fohbros to show our progressive side and choose a "female" asshat to rep us?
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Always a bridesmaid never the bride... but has to make it to final four
 
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Ignatius

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Bandwagon vs. Maul
Nirgon vs. Boozecube
Soygen vs. Chris
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah
Jasker vs. Kirun
Mist vs. Furry
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
 
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Hoss

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - First actual contest with 2 real asshats. Eraser has just put in more work this year.
Bandwagon vs. Maul - He deserves this because while he's not much of a forum asshat, he is an asshat to his cow-orkers and he shares that asshattery with us.
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - fed
Soygen vs. Chris - It's really not even a contest. The only argument against chris as the ultimate winner is because he supposebly quit the forum.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Another tough one but for different reasons. Mr sox seems to rustle more jimmies, but I don't read whatever threads he's in. I am occasionally assaulted with rajaah's takes.
Jasker vs. Kirun - Make the title brown.
Mist vs. Furry - I'm repeating myself, but the only thing annoying about mist is how many dudes crawl up her ass like furry chases after dogs.
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - fodder has only been giving about 50% effort this year on this alt. I don't think he actually wants it.
 
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Hoss

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Rajaah said:
Not Canadian, not sure where this Canadian thing got started.

Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - This one took me a sec because Araysar has better takes than Chuk, but he also regularly acts like a jackass. People keep saying he's a Russian propagandist, yet most of his info pans out and makes sense. So TBH not even real keen on voting for either of these guys but I guess I gotta.

Bandwagon vs. Maul - Maul has bad takes but Bandwagon is just weird

Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Booze isn't a fed but he acts like one. Hug them all? How about we just win in a landslide and buy MSNBC and let Joe Rogan cosplay Rachel Maddow? Still a full-scale murder without a shot being fired.

Soygen vs. Chris - Chris isn't even around anymore so it's weird having him on here. He's gone off to wherever Wormie and Pharmakos are.

Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - While this will probably be a blowout, I'll throw in a vote against Sox since I'm not certain he isn't a bot (and thus shouldn't even count)

Jasker vs. Kirun - Drugs

Mist vs. Furry - I actually believe Mist has a 146 IQ. I've got a fairly high IQ and she/he is smarter than I am (though not smart enough to avoid giving an exact number). So yeah, speaking from experience, I'd say Mist does indeed have a 146 IQ but has enough personality quirks/disorders? to mask it. Didn't like Furry before but I've kinda warmed up to him/her/it. One of these is verifiably more assy than the other though.

Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - None of my other answers matter because Foler's winning the whole thing, just wrap it up now. Nobody else can combine his ability to fuck African guys, parachute into Middle-Eastern warzones to work on peace agreements, and still have time to post on here. I imagine in real life Foler looks like an overweight version of Mr. Slave from South Park and has a Ugandan boyfriend named "Bull". The medical community thanks him for his service in keeping HIV clinics financially afloat.
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I might just link to this post when I vote for you in the next round.
 
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Chukzombi

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Indyocracy said:
Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Araysar has made me money this year Chuk made me watch bad movies...
Bandwagon vs. Maul - My tabletop groups have always had a strict no balls on the table policy
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Gonna keep seeing if voting matters
Soygen vs. Chris - Running like a bitch shouldn't be rewarded by being out of the running
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - I just wanna see the rant that could be produced
Jasker vs. Kirun - Justice for Jasker, poop brown when?
Mist vs. Furry - In this year of 2024 when Trump has managed to save America from a female president for the second time is it not time for the fohbros to show our progressive side and choose a "female" asshat to rep us?
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Always a bridesmaid never the bride... but has to make it to final four
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what bad movies did i make you watch?
 
TBT-TheBigToe

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Chukzombi said:
what bad movies did i make you watch?
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All of them.

season 8 cbc GIF
 
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Mr_Bungle

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Don't know enough about Araysar. But also Chuck knows what he's up to.

Bandwagon vs. Maul - Bandwagon is a solid dude.

Nirgon vs. Boozecube - This was really hard, But Mergon secured my vote with that Jamaican pirate speak.

Soygen vs. Chris- Complete sad sack boob.

Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah- I forgive Rajaah. Mr.Sox got started on the wrong foot and is willingly forging ahead, like a charcoal powered engine.

Jasker vs. Kirun- who?

Mist vs. Furry- Mist might have a bit of smugglypuff, but Furry believes he is a Snuggly-pup.

Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman- Gotta try harder Folder, you sound to hinged in the Homesteading thread.
 
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Chukzombi

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Indyocracy said:
Id search up some examples but ya know...

So instead we get vibes and emotion no hard evidence
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Seriously though, you might have me mixed up with somebody else. I don't really do movie reviews. I just point out what I liked and didn't like. I get shit because I nitpick things about movies in general. Sylas hates me for the most pedantic reason ever. Bunch of weirdos
 
lurkingdirk

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Araysar 22 vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep 5 - Araysar advances
Bandwagon 10 vs. Maul 17 - Maul advances
Nirgon 10 vs. Boozecube 16 - Boozecube advances
Soygen 4 vs. Chris 23 - Chris advances
Mr. Sox 18 vs. Rajaah 7 - Mr. Sox advances
Jasker 13 vs. Kirun 14 - Kirun advances (close one)
Mist 12 vs. Furry 15 - Furry advances
Foler 22 vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman 5 - Foler advances

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