AssHat of the Year, 2024, Voting Round 3

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Loser Araysar

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Not Canadian, not sure where this Canadian thing got started.

Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - This one took me a sec because Araysar has better takes than Chuk, but he also regularly acts like a jackass. People keep saying he's a Russian propagandist, yet most of his info pans out and makes sense. So TBH not even real keen on voting for either of these guys but I guess I gotta.

They call me a jackass but they never call me a liar.
 
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Edaw

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Insalely baste. Can you make a folja boi music video?
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Kirun

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I applaud ye for sticking around despite being pol banned. V sigma move of ye.
Bruh. I literally love the internet because of the trolling and shit talking. People take this fucking place WAY too fucking seriously and allow themselves to become very unkew.
 
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Blazin

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Vox populi
Bandwagon vs. Maul - balls
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - still not hugging
Soygen vs. Chris - lol amod is gay
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - pretty sure he made me do work at somepoint
Jasker vs. Kirun - can we make the asshat title brown?
Mist vs. Furry - sorry bro but you killed me with your Fed take in the politics thread
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - din du nuffin but I think he wants me to vote for him
 
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Erronius

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - I just want to see Araysar vs Maul. Can Araysar accomplish being the most honest and truthful shitposter on FOH, while also attaining Asshat Shitposter Supreme status? I think he can!!

Bandwagon vs. Maul - Maul by a country mile. Sorry Bandwagon Bandwagon

Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Nirgon will break the chains the Mods try to bind him with. With a mighty flex of the pecs, he is free! (too bad Pantheon will end up being the gutter-oil of MMOs, though)

Soygen vs. Chris - I 100% disagree with LLR on this. He was present to put in the work...the work of shitposting. He shouldn't get a pass on asshat just because he 'tarded out and committed forum seppeku at the very last moment.

Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Mr. Sox, because he tried outing my stripper identity. Lucky for me, the only person 'ol numbnuts here could manage to doxx, is himself (multiple times). He deserves asshat more than Chris and Araysar combined, if for no other reason that he's mentally handicapped, regularly has parts of his body surgically removed, and creates the dumbest shit for his nonexistant podcast. He's not a lolcow, he's a lolwhale...so the pirate theme makes sense.

Jasker vs. Kirun - What's that, computer man? With your raucous commands of static and feedback...refuse the Jasker? Ignore him? Cast out and repudiate? Who is this being that haunts the abandoned portions of the Simulation? Does he not realize that the Simulation is inside of his own head, and his rejection is of himself? The blackest of mirrors, a reflection that mocks and apes the man? Will madness follow him, and corrupt both man and Id? Perhaps becoming The Asshat will give him release. A break in his cycle, a new beginning. But what will come after? A seething, tenebrous reflection of dread, or a promising beacon of hope and renewal? Sadly...we may never witness Jasker reach that moment, for there are other who will snatch the crown away before then. Jasker will remain, confused and near blind, adrift on a current of his own fears and doubts, made manifest through code and script. Forever chained and bound...by his own 'Simulation'...

Mist vs. Furry - Not even fucking close. I'd listen to Mist ramble on for hours before I'd entertain the notion of listening to Furry for even one minute.

Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Sorry Foler, but you try too hard. And deep down inside, I don't think you're an actual asshat.
 
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Penance

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Man with horrible TV takes vs Heebaysar of the pol forums. He'll always call you a denier but never a liar.
Bandwagon vs. Maul - Man could get thrown in jail any minute now for his post history. Very asshat of him.
Nirgon vs. Boozecube feds are worse then nazis
Soygen vs. Chris - plays wow with a controller, never lets us forget he plays ff14
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - see his above picks and explanations for any reason you might need here.
Jasker vs. Kirun - king of the edgelord takes
Mist vs. Furry - the "i'm acutally really smart" vibe while she mansplains to us
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - he aint bein kew
 
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BoozeCube

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - All he know is McDonalds, Suck off Putin, charge cell phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie.
Bandwagon vs. Maul -
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Stop trying to make Pantheon happen, it will never happen.
Soygen vs. Chris - Eurofag was probably arrest for posting without a license.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Shit political takes got nothing on pure bat shit insanity powered by diabetes and autism. The most dangerous poster this board has ever seen. Sam Da Man ain't got shit on Sox.
Jasker vs. Kirun - Jasker Jasker my boy, he is also a bitshit crazy little pog champ but Kirun is the king of doom posting black pills.
Mist vs. Furry - Mist might be a total Eyeore but he at least posts top grade snizz in the mirror mirror thread. Furry... well... wants to fuck rabbits.
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Folders if only you'd learn some chill you wouldn't be up here time after time.. not kew.
 
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Daidraco

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - I like Chuk. His Alien and Ancient history makes me go Elon Musk smoking weed.
Bandwagon vs. Maul - I was reminded of a post by Maul and then I realized who he was.
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Pantheon has a tranny dev I hear. Obviously its gonna rock, now.
Soygen vs. Chris - Any day of the week, its Chris.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Mr. Sox, by a long shot. I just pick at Rajaah.
Jasker vs. Kirun - I can pick on Jasker all day long, but Kirun is in the correct spot.
Mist vs. Furry - Mist probably take the crown out of all of thse folks.
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Foler actually wants the crown. But his real comp is coming up.
 
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Rajaah

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Which one of those lucky gentlemen in the back is going to get to, and I quote, "Superman that ho"?
 

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Araysarvs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Known for being sharp and argumentative, he can often come across as condescending or overly critical, especially in heated debates. His style might rub people the wrong way if they dislike direct, no-holds-barred confrontation or if they feel his tone is dismissive.
Bandwagon vs. Maul
Maul's approach is frequently more calculated, with a tendency to needle or provoke in a subtle, sarcastic way. While he may not be as overtly confrontational as Bandwagon, his style can feel more insidious or passive-aggressive, making him seem like a jerk to those who dislike prolonged, targeted exchanges.
Nirgon vs. Boozecube
Boozecube leans more into a chaotic, trolling style, often designed to provoke reactions for entertainment. His posts can feel deliberately antagonistic or dismissive, which may come across as jerk-like to anyone not in on the joke or who gets caught in the crossfire of his humor.
Soygen vs. Chris
Chris tends to engage in a way that might feel more arrogant or dismissive. His posting style can give off an air of superiority, making him come across as more of a jerk to those who find condescension grating
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah
Rajaah is infamous for a more trollish and antagonistic approach, often pushing boundaries just for a reaction. He thrives on provoking discussions (or arguments), making his style more openly disruptive at times.
Jasker vs. Kirun
Kirun's style leans toward being provocative and sarcastic, with a sharp wit that can escalate arguments quickly. He’s often more direct in calling people out, which can feel abrasive. Perception: Kirun tends to give off the vibe of someone who doesn't care about making friends, focusing instead on winning arguments or getting a reaction.
Mist vs. Furry
Furry leans into a more chaotic, trolling style. His posts often feel intentionally provocative, designed to irritate or get a reaction, making him seem less serious but equally antagonistic. Perception: He’s seen as someone who doesn’t take things seriously and uses humor or absurdity to poke at others, which some find entertaining and others find infuriating.
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
Alright, if I have to choose, I’d say Moglyzoke Moogleman edges out as the bigger jerk. His chaotic trolling and tendency to derail discussions on purpose can be more frustrating in the long run than someone who is simply stubborn in arguments. The randomness can be hard to deal with, especially when it’s clear it’s all just for reaction. So, Mogly wins the jerk title in this case.
 
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Asshat Foler

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Vox populi
Bandwagon vs. Maul - balls
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - still not hugging
Soygen vs. Chris - lol amod is gay
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - pretty sure he made me do work at somepoint
Jasker vs. Kirun - can we make the asshat title brown?
Mist vs. Furry - sorry bro but you killed me with your Fed take in the politics thread
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - din du nuffin but I think he wants me to vote for him
Preciate ye big B
 

Denamian

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Even if he's been better behaved this year, this is a lifetime achievement asshat.
Bandwagon vs. Maul - I barely even notice Maul.
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - A tough one. Booze's borderline fedposting loses to Nirgon popping into threads I actually read and shitting all over the place.
Soygen vs. Chris - I'm not going to deny what may be Chris' last chance.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Annoys me by making me work.
Jasker vs. Kirun - For the lulz.
Mist vs. Furry - Coin toss.
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - No contest.
 
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