AssHat of the Year, 2024, Voting Round 3

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Araysar

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Phazael said:
Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Chuckles had a good run, but nothing is going to stop the Slav from tiny hatting his way to victory
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They'll call me a Jew but they never call me a liar
 
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Palum

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Bandwagon vs. Maul
Nirgon vs. Boozecube
Soygen vs. Chris
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah
Jasker vs. Kirun
Mist vs. Furry
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
 
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Araysar

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Let's do this, baby

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Soygen vs. Chris
 
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Sylas

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - What's a musical
Bandwagon vs. Maul - British Faggot
Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Pantheon Troll
Soygen vs. Chris - British crybaby faggot
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - bot
Jasker vs. Kirun - 'tarded
Mist vs. Furry - Lesbian Eeyore
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Araysar's best alt
 
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Edaw

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I made another ... for Mr. Sox Mr. Sox

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Chukzombi

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Lanx said:
i was going to amplify our foh gay voices, so of course i was looking out for my boy @sleevedraw , but then i say how gay Kirun Kirun still is and he's gayer

Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - This Boomer needs to be retired like 'Ole Yeller.

Bandwagon vs. Maul - I don't even know who this other nerd is, so Mr. Ballbag wins by default.

Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Go home, fed.

Soygen vs. Chris - Euro fags are about 50 years out from not having a country, lulz.

Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Don't know who either of these twats are.

Jasker vs. Kirun - I don't know who this Jasker fella is, but I know that I'm pretty kew.

Mist vs. Furry - Women don't belong in politics.

Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Needs to learn to be more kew going forward.
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you do me like this?

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You sound like his raid leader
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i was required to be at every raid cuz they would be without buffs or debuffs. we had two other shaman, but they were inactive or not available for raiding til late at night. at least i ended up being the best geared shaman on Magelo for Luclin and PoP. i was a mana god.
 
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moonarchia

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Bandwagon vs. Maul
Nirgon vs. Boozecube
Soygen vs. Chris
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah
Jasker vs. Kirun
Mist vs. Furry
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman

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Chukzombi

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araysar the other guy is cooler
maul dunno
boozecube fed
chris jerk for quitting and not telling me goodbye
mr sox dunno him
kirun fag
furry fag
foler fag
 
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rhinohelix

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Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep- Neither but spared Araysar last time; not voting for Chuck.
Bandwagon vs. Maul- Neither, Randomizer has chosen Maul to get the Asshat vote.
Nirgon vs. Boozecube- Neither Randomizer has chosen Nirgon, thankfully I wasn't voting for Booze either.
Soygen vs. Chris- Easy lay up bitch tits vote.
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah- I owed Rajaah plus F this particular cunning stunt in the A.
Jasker vs. Kirun- Kirun and I often don't see eye to eye but the Randomizer has spoken; alt joke was "the Gays have it."
Mist vs. Furry- Sorry Furry; Getting this vote, but you won't have to have to worry about it long...
Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman- In this corner, sooooon to be 2024 and FOH HOF BBC GOBBLING AAAAASSSSSHHHAAAT GOOOAAAT. GOAT.
 
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Kirun

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Chukzombi said:
araysar the other guy is cooler
maul dunno
boozecube fed
chris jerk for quitting and not telling me goodbye
mr sox dunno him
kirun fag
furry fag
foler fag
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This fossil can't even vote right.

I demand this vote be ignored due to a Chinese printed ballot with the wrong formatting.
 
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Kirun

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Lanx said:
do you have Kirun Kirun blocked? haha
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He got REALLY butthurt because I made fun of his shitty ass Chevy Nova like 4 years ago, or whatever the hell hooptie it is his ancient ass rides around in.

Some men have pretty thin skin and Astro is definitely one of them.
 
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Foler

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Kirun said:
He got REALLY butthurt because I made fun of his shitty ass Chevy Nova like 4 years ago, or whatever the hell hooptie it is his ancient ass rides around in.

Some men have pretty thin skin and Astro is definitely one of them.
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I applaud ye for sticking around despite being pol banned. V sigma move of ye.
 
Rajaah

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Phazael said:
Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - Actually close, but gotta go with the Canadian love child of Tuco and Chaos.
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Not Canadian, not sure where this Canadian thing got started.

Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - This one took me a sec because Araysar has better takes than Chuk, but he also regularly acts like a jackass. People keep saying he's a Russian propagandist, yet most of his info pans out and makes sense. So TBH not even real keen on voting for either of these guys but I guess I gotta.

Bandwagon vs. Maul - Maul has bad takes but Bandwagon is just weird

Nirgon vs. Boozecube - Booze isn't a fed but he acts like one. Hug them all? How about we just win in a landslide and buy MSNBC and let Joe Rogan cosplay Rachel Maddow? Still a full-scale murder without a shot being fired.

Soygen vs. Chris - Chris isn't even around anymore so it's weird having him on here. He's gone off to wherever Wormie and Pharmakos are.

Mr. Sox vs. Rajaah - While this will probably be a blowout, I'll throw in a vote against Sox since I'm not certain he isn't a bot (and thus shouldn't even count)

Jasker vs. Kirun - Drugs

Mist vs. Furry - I actually believe Mist has a 146 IQ. I've got a fairly high IQ and she/he is smarter than I am (though not smart enough to avoid giving an exact number). So yeah, speaking from experience, I'd say Mist does indeed have a 146 IQ but has enough personality quirks/disorders? to mask it. Didn't like Furry before but I've kinda warmed up to him/her/it. One of these is verifiably more assy than the other though.

Foler vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - None of my other answers matter because Foler's winning the whole thing, just wrap it up now. Nobody else can combine his ability to fuck African guys, parachute into Middle-Eastern warzones to work on peace agreements, and still have time to post on here. I imagine in real life Foler looks like an overweight version of Mr. Slave from South Park and has a Ugandan boyfriend named "Bull". The medical community thanks him for his service in keeping HIV clinics financially afloat.
 
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