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Title: Atlas

Genre: Action, Science Fiction

Director: Brad Peyton

Cast: Jennifer Lopez, Simu Liu, Sterling K. Brown, Abraham Popoola, Lana Parrilla, Lesley Fera, Greg Cohan, Briella Guiza, Janis Ahern, Rich Sands, Stephanie Heiner, Alfredo Tavares, Paul Ganus, Charlie Hewson, Mel Powell, Gloria Cole, Logan Hunt, Ernesto Chaverri

Plot: A brilliant data analyst with a deep distrust of artificial intelligence joins a mission to capture a renegade robot with whom she shares a mysterious past.
 
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kroenen said:
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Man, I'll tell you something, those rap songs that get remixed and smacked upon a trailer always makes me want to watch the movie even more! It's a true sign of a quality film, and that's not even including all the hilarious jokes they make us seem like it'll be a totally fun and radical experience.

Wonder how much money they're spent on this turd? It looks like it's supposed to be similar to whatever that goofy video game was where your piloting robot or whatever the hell that came out a few years ago, and I think there's even a second one. Planetfall or something?
 
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spronk said:
Cast: Jennifer Lopez
Plot: A brilliant data analyst

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First thing she says in the trailer when shit hits the fan is I don't know what I'm doing. You can't make this shit up.
 
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i see this dumb shit and i wonder if this is what our parents thought about the popcorn flicks we liked as kids? who thought this washed up old THOT was a good casting choice for this mess? it looks like a video game. she's just sitting there whining for the entire trailer.
 
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i see this dumb shit and i wonder if this is what our parents thought about the popcorn flicks we liked as kids? who thought this washed up old THOT was a good casting choice for this mess? it looks like a video game. she's just sitting there whining for the entire trailer.
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Like 15 years to late on her.
 
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Lmao these Netflix juice are out of control. I wonder if she at least gets naked.

This probably has 15 minutes of dialogue and 75 minutes of unmitigated cgi crapfest.
 
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Watched this morning in the background and it is, as expected, not great. Writing is really bad, especially in any moment that is meant to be sentimental. The main AI suit that she uses also misses the mark. The guy who voices him just couldn't make the AI in to a character, whether he wanted to be sarcastic or smartass or meaningful, none of it played well.

You know what this would have been great as? Cutscenes in a RTS like Total Annihilation or other future based. In a Wing Commander 3 sort of way it wasn't horrible. Take a few scenes and use them in between missions to set up some sort of plot. That's what this should have been.
 
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I love SciFI and this was no exception but tons of shit didn't make sense like if the bad guy was so awesome, why didn't he just make more hims.
Anyways I spent 3/4 of this thinking the black Col was Eddie Murphy somehow younger again.
The only one I felt bad for was Smith despite the end scene. He deserved better SSDs.
 
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It was corny and dumb. 50 percent of the movie looked like bad video game cut scenes.

We didn't even get a tightly clothed shot of J-Loz ass until the last 5 minutes.

The enemy was strong enough to wipe out a battleship full of highly trained marines in seconds, but couldn't take out a fat donk untrained chick 1v1000. It made absofuckinglootly no sense. And why not just nuke their planet from orbit to begin with?
 
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Acting in that trailer looked atrocious. I don't know why anyone would even bother trying to watch this after that.

Feel like the only memorable movie she's been in was Out of Sight, and I honestly don't remember her acting ability in that, but rather George Clooney's.
 
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Acting in that trailer looked atrocious. I don't know why anyone would even bother trying to watch this after that.

Feel like the only memorable movie she's been in was Out of Sight, and I honestly don't remember her acting ability in that, but rather George Clooney's.
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i coulda swore she was in white men can't jump, but i know that was rosie perez, then i realize it was the other woody/snipes movie money train that she was in
 
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She was good in Out of Sight, but that could have had more to do with Soderbergh knowing how to use her. He is / was an A tier director, plus she’s acting up to Clooney and a whole cast of great actors. That was just a great movie.
 
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She was good in Out of Sight, but that could have had more to do with Soderbergh knowing how to use her. He is / was an A tier director, plus she’s acting up to Clooney and a whole cast of great actors. That was just a great movie.
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Jogger, we all know her best role was Anaconda!

Do remember when Ice Cube kills the snake at the end with a pick axe and says "yeah bitch" and you could hear police sirens in the background because he was from the streets.

I sure do...
 
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