Avengers: Age of Ultron

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Grimmlokk

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
12,190
134
Sweet, I guess I'm going blind
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Palum

what Suineg set it to
27,453
43,643
Just curious RE: Captain America... how does he do anything against the super ridiculous villains like Ultron or Thanos? It seems like he'd have to Jackie Chan it and hit them with a Cosmic Coffee Table or something.
 

Rais

Trakanon Raider
1,299
668
Just curious RE: Captain America... how does he do anything against the super ridiculous villains like Ultron or Thanos? It seems like he'd have to Jackie Chan it and hit them with a Cosmic Coffee Table or something.
Nothing. He is just a roided up cheerleader with cheesy lines. He gets slapped down like the bitch is he.

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Mario Speedwagon

Gold Recognition
<Prior Amod>
19,525
72,215
Just curious RE: Captain America... how does he do anything against the super ridiculous villains like Ultron or Thanos? It seems like he'd have to Jackie Chan it and hit them with a Cosmic Coffee Table or something.
He punches them with his freedom fists. No evil can withstand the might of American justice.
 

Siliconemelons

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
12,202
18,385
isn't one of his "powers" his confidence and ultimate self sacrifice to any cause he aligns with that allows him to sometimes be in a position no one else would because they have fear or whatever so sometimes he can take advantage of being in an advantageous position that no "real" super would be able to get in for one reason or another... and shield throwing yo.
 

Cybsled

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
17,208
13,757
So his super power is basically being so low on the totem pole of threats, that villains ignore him and their hubris is their ultimate downfall?
 

Siliconemelons

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
12,202
18,385
but we are now allies, so together we have a sword and a shield! But we have SHEILD so ha! ... or did...damn natzis!