Avengers: Age of Ultron

Palum

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Just curious RE: Captain America... how does he do anything against the super ridiculous villains like Ultron or Thanos? It seems like he'd have to Jackie Chan it and hit them with a Cosmic Coffee Table or something.
 

Rais

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Just curious RE: Captain America... how does he do anything against the super ridiculous villains like Ultron or Thanos? It seems like he'd have to Jackie Chan it and hit them with a Cosmic Coffee Table or something.
Nothing. He is just a roided up cheerleader with cheesy lines. He gets slapped down like the bitch is he.

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Mario Speedwagon

Gold Recognition
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Just curious RE: Captain America... how does he do anything against the super ridiculous villains like Ultron or Thanos? It seems like he'd have to Jackie Chan it and hit them with a Cosmic Coffee Table or something.
He punches them with his freedom fists. No evil can withstand the might of American justice.
 

Siliconemelons

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isn't one of his "powers" his confidence and ultimate self sacrifice to any cause he aligns with that allows him to sometimes be in a position no one else would because they have fear or whatever so sometimes he can take advantage of being in an advantageous position that no "real" super would be able to get in for one reason or another... and shield throwing yo.
 

Cybsled

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So his super power is basically being so low on the totem pole of threats, that villains ignore him and their hubris is their ultimate downfall?
 

Siliconemelons

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but we are now allies, so together we have a sword and a shield! But we have SHEILD so ha! ... or did...damn natzis!