Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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I predict Wong cuts off Thanos hand with the glove on it, like he did with Cull Obsidian.
Won't work. Thanos controls the Space and Reality stones, which gives him power over the teleportation shit which nullifies the effects of the portal that would cut anything off. It's not stated directly, but how Thanos handles everything else, another solution is required. If Mantis was mind fucking him, maybe, but is she even in Endgame? Did she get dusted? I don't even remember what happened to her after Starlord fucked everything up.
 

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Mantis got dusted first, then Drax and Starlord.

Steve Rogers has had a decent arc towards becoming more jaded/grounded. CA1: Optimistic and unwavering patriotism CA2: After seeing Nazis had basically co-oped the government in secret after WW2, starts to become more jaded and begins to lose faith in government CA3: Feels like Government is abandoning the ideals he believe embodies America and is preventing him from protecting America/The World (Secovia Accords), decides to make his own course
 
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Won't work. Thanos controls the Space and Reality stones, which gives him power over the teleportation shit which nullifies the effects of the portal that would cut anything off. It's not stated directly, but how Thanos handles everything else, another solution is required. If Mantis was mind fucking him, maybe, but is she even in Endgame? Did she get dusted? I don't even remember what happened to her after Starlord fucked everything up.

I was just joking about Wong. I don't expect to see more than a couple minutes of him the whole movie. Most of it, I presume, at Tony's wedding.
 

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Just saw this vehicle parked near my place.

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dafuq they even have the license plate that legit says SHIELD?

dafuq a car that size having a towing package on it?

As for the gallon soda. It's fine, just get an extra cup..... Or bring in an empty 2l bottle and trucker bomb that place.
 

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We know what must be done. Everyone, from now until release you must try to stand around awkwardly with your hands on your hips remaining as emotionless as possible. Slight head nods and eye narrowing is acceptable.
 

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We know what must be done. Everyone, from now until release you must try to stand around awkwardly with your hands on your hips remaining as emotionless as possible. Slight head nods and eye narrowing is acceptable.


But if you truly stand absolutely motionless, nobody will see you, just like you didn't see Drax standing perfectly still in that trailer.
 

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That clip ... seems horribly acted. It almost felt like a SNL script. And Brie is still emotionally flat as fuck.
 
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"Because you didn't have me." I can't wait for Thanos to body smash her into the ground like Hulk did with Loki.
 
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"Because you didn't have me." I can't wait for Thanos to body smash her into the ground like Hulk did with Loki.
I would watch that porn parody!

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My money is on Hulk /Banner somehow ending up with the infinity gauntlet giving us Prof Hulk and he unsnaps the snap.
 
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"Because you didn't have me." I can't wait for Thanos to body smash her into the ground like Hulk did with Loki.
Brie is that obnoxious bitch your girlfriend always hangs out with and tries to undermine your relationship. and ultimately does.
 
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Josh Brolin posted this to his Instagram. Does that look like a new gauntlet?? The bits where the stones go look kinda different.

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