Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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Lyrical_sl said:
I love how the poster-boy for Superman starts his argument trying to deny the existence of Kryptonite, or anything like it. You know it will be there, in some way, shape, or form. The writers add this stuff in, not me:
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I was legitimately trying to answer your question, and I even specifically said in my original response "unless it is made from Kryptonite" which admits that it might very well get used. But then you jumped immediately to how Batman has more than the rest of the earth combined, or showed pictures of force fields to diffuse heat vision, and any number of similar tactics you have employed countless times in the past. None of which is in the movies that we know of. Neither is Superman pulling a string of planets behind him with a giant chain, which is why no one is linking that picture as proof of what Superman might do to Batman. Yes, I'm fairly sure Kryptonite will be in the movie, but you keep pulling out all of these comic book references that we can't know are in the movie until we see it. So I tried to answer your question honestly, given the movie knowledge that we have so far.

But for whatever reason I'm just a Superman fanboy for you to ridicule, regardless of the effort I put in to answer you honestly and treat you like a normal person. I guess that's my fault since I keep doing it and getting the same result. I should have learned by now.
 
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Cad_sl said:
How does a kryptonite ring help them against a being that can fly at the speed of light and melt them from orbit?
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Superman would have to be able to find Batman first. Super vision or not, at one point in time, they tried to say Batman's ability to vanish was magical, and that he could teleport between shadows. In the next panel, Superman cannot find Batman, super-vision be damned.

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Vvoid_sl said:
I was legitimately trying to answer your question, and I even specifically said in my original response "unless it is made from Kryptonite" which admits that it might very well get used.
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It is very hard to take you serious when you use High School debate tactics.
 
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I'm getting excited for this movie and the shit show that is gonna happen after in this thread.
 
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Lyrical_sl said:
Superman would have to be able to find Batman first. Super vision or not, at one point in time, they tried to say Batman's ability to vanish was magical, and that he could teleport between shadows. In the next panel, Superman cannot find Batman, super-vision be damned.

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I mean, if Batman wants to fight Superman he better kill him the first time he's weakened. If supes escapes, it's pound-town from orbit if Batman ever shows his face again anywhere.

Which is why this idea is stupid. Supes has to act incredibly stupid. Soon as he punches batman like in the trailer and it gets blocked, he should wtf-nope out of there and investigate. I'm sure he won't and he'll temporarily get his ass kicked and they'll throw each other through a bunch of buildings until the real villain shows up.
 
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Lyrical_sl said:
Superman would have to be able to find Batman first. Super vision or not, at one point in time, they tried to say Batman's ability to vanish was magical, and that he could teleport between shadows. In the next panel, Superman cannot find Batman, super-vision be damned.
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"At one point" Superman's been completely invulnerable to kryptonite, destroyed solar systems with a sneeze, and was able to create entire universes
 
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Ambiturner_sl said:
"At one point" Superman's been completely invulnerable to kryptonite, destroyed solar systems with a sneeze, and was able to create entire universes
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Do you not realize how stupid that sounds? People stopped buying Superman, because this is boring. At the same time, Batman suffered from power creep for decades. Somewhere in the mid 90's, it got to be a JLA trope that they needed Batman to save the day. Whenever the cosmic baddie owned everyone, it was up to Batman to bail them out.

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Lyrical_sl said:
Do you not realize how stupid that sounds? People stopped buying Superman, because this is boring. At the same time, Batman suffered from power creep for decades. Somewhere in the mid 90's, it got to be a JLA trope that they needed Batman to save the day. Whenever the cosmic baddie owned everyone, it was up to Batman to bail them out.

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Or because they had 50 years and 100s of writers doing random shit for so long that they rebooted the entire universe?
 
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Lyrical_sl said:
Except Superman doesn't do that, he doesn't take anyone serious and wades into battle like a retard every time. He's in a fight, and then he falls down, and he's like, oops, I must be near Kryptonite...so weak. You'd think he'd notice that his power has been completely drained.
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Which is the point you seem not to understand. People over and over and over have mentioned easy ways Superman could make Batman a shit stain on the floor with little effort. The writers have to make up retarded scenarios and jump through outlandish hoops just to keep Batman relevant. As radditsu and Ambi have mentioned, Superman is at the mercy of his writers. He must not have paid them enough like Bruce did...

Drakurii_sl said:
Didn't they hire Ben Affleck to fill their gay quota?
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Lol, nice.
 
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This movie is getting really bad reviews. The studio is worried and they've already pulled Zack Snyder as director for their next movie (or so I've read).
 
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