Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

zzeris

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Lyrical_sl said:

Best and Worst Movies Based on Comic Books - Metacritic

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Are we really going to use a 6 year old article that ranks American Splendor as the best comic book movie of all time?

 

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Gavinmad_sl said:

It was a mediocre movie at best propped up by a once in a lifetime performance from Heath Ledger.

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I agree with you, and more importantly, American Dad agrees with you.
"He's quietly blowing the whole franchise." ~Avery Bullock

 

Cinge

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Breaking news, etchazz doesn't like a movie!

 

radditsu

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Dark Knight Rises is great. It was the movie where Batman became the "comic book myth". He became the big damn hero. Batman became an idea that will never die. And its the only Comic Book Movie that has ever given a shit about legacy.

 

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Gavinmad_sl said:

It was a mediocre movie at best propped up by a once in a lifetime performance from Heath Ledger.

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You can relate. You're a mediocre troll propped up by your assburgers.

 

Kuriin

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Lyrical, we get it. Batman is your master and you get plowed by him regularly every night. No need to show us your gaping hole every time in this thread.

 

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Dark Knight and Rises are about equal on my enjoyment scale, because as a whole movie Rises actually is a bit better, but obviously the Joker is kind of a big deal.

Also, scientifically speaking, you COULD reconstruct a fingerprint similarly to what you see in TDK, except anyone who's ever loaded a magazine would know that the bullet case would have the print, not the bullet itself, so it would be moot anyway.

 

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Kuriin_sl said:

Lyrical, we get it. Batman is your master and you get plowed by him regularly every night. No need to show us your gaping hole every time in this thread.

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Why does everything have to be gay with you?

 

Kuriin

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Lyrical_sl said:

Why does everything have to be gay with you?

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Isn't that how it is with all gays?

 

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I love the new Batman movies, but you're a fool to not acknowledge that Heaths role in Dark Knight was the sole reason that movie was as great as it was.

 

Shonuff

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zzeris_sl said:

Are we really going to use a 6 year old article that ranks American Splendor as the best comic book movie of all time?

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The score for TDK is still that high, so point not made.

 

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• Feb 22, 2016

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Lyrical_sl said:

The score for TDK is still that high, so point not made.

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That Sombitch has Ghost World on there. Ghost World is terrible.

 

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ohkcrlho_sl said:

I concur.

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This is exactly right.

 

ohkcrlho

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TDKR is even worse. Nothing can save that movie...well, maybe this can be a good thing about it

 

Shonuff

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• Feb 22, 2016

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spronk_sl said:

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"Batman doesn't have any super powers, does he?"

What an ass. He can't even convince kids he'd win, and Affleck is no where to be found.

If he tried that crap near my kids, I'd call the cops for "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Also, I'd have my five year old tell them he tried to touch his "no-no spot."

Fucker.

 

Shonuff

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radditsu_sl said:

That Sombitch has Ghost World on there. Ghost World is terrible.

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The critics have spoken, no one cares what a bunch of neckbeards that wear Superman underoos think.

 

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Lyrical_sl said:

"Batman doesn't have any super powers, does he?"

What an ass. He can't even convince kids he'd win, and Affleck is no where to be found.

If he tried that crap near my kids, I'd call the cops for "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Also, I'd have my five year old tell them he tried to touch his "no-no spot."

Fucker.

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Jesus that was a lot of effort for zero payoff. Awful.

 

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• Feb 22, 2016

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Kuriin_sl said:

Lyrical, we get it. Batman is your master and you get plowed by him regularly every night. No need to show us your gaping hole every time in this thread.

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I love this comment almost as much as Lyrical loves Batmans load.

 

zzeris

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• Feb 23, 2016

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Chanur_sl said:

I love this comment almost as much as Lyrical loves Batmans load.

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Impossible. There is no way Batman soils his midget dick with someone as old as Lyrical. Maybe he'll get some at his next comic con though. Just close your eyes Lyrical and let him grunt in your ear.