Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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How many times have we had this argument now?

My bias is mainly predicated on the fact that I was a grown adult when Dragonball Z was on TV, and as such the few times I saw it on television I was appalled that cartoons had turned into that. If for no other reason, I'd want to see Superman demolish every single person (powered or not) in that entire universe so I never had to sit through 5 minutes of someone gritting their teeth and powering up before they throw a punch. Hulk Hogan did it better.
 
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Tuco_sl said:
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Your move.
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What material is this chain made of, what is it connected to on the planet, and how abundant is it to make chains that long. Because planet pulling chain > all.
 
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Superman made it by using his hands to push together bits of dying stars, fusing them together in an element only he is strong enough to make (Actually I have no idea).
 
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Don't forget the force required to escape gravity of each of the stars. Also god help you if you don't account for gravity while pulling the planets. Protip: Put the heavy planets in the back.
 
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Don't forget the force required to escape gravity of each of the stars. Also god help you if you don't account for gravity while pulling the planets. Protip: Put the heavy planets in the back.
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But then you get the "redneck towing" effect when you stop. You know, when someone gets the bright idea to use a chain/rope to tow a car behind them, but doesn't have a person inside it to hit the brakes when they stop so it just smashes into the back end of the towing car. Once Superman stops, all those lighter planets are gonna get smooshed!
 
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So Superman accidentally kills all the billions of people on those planets because physics, so Goku gets enraged enough to teleport him to the wrong kind of sun and kill him?
 
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Vvoid_sl said:
But then you get the "redneck towing" effect when you stop. You know, when someone gets the bright idea to use a chain/rope to tow a car behind them, but doesn't have a person inside it to hit the brakes when they stop so it just smashes into the back end of the towing car. Once Superman stops, all those lighter planets are gonna get smooshed!
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Superman can just stop those planets by blowing on them, what could go wrong?
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Take one for the team, Brazil!
 
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I like that his biggest concern about Earth being in the wrong orbit is that calendars and clocks are incorrect.
 
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What material is this chain made of, what is it connected to on the planet, and how abundant is it to make chains that long. Because planet pulling chain > all.
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Galaticus's anal beads? The fuck kind of twisted physics would be going on to pull planets using one chain. The material that chain would be made from would essentially be the strongest steel in existence and thus make for some fantastic armor.
 
Caliane

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we could have had tom hanks?

tom hanks was an option. And you took Jesse Eisenberg?

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This isn't funny anymore.
 
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