Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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j00t

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I thought we all forgave black heimdall because idris Elba is awesome...
 

Homsar

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Im not sure if hes just trolling or what since thors hammer has been written that way for centuries and has nothing to do with marvel
 

Phazael

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Linda Carter/Super Friends Wonder Woman is not who fans are wanting to see. Princess Diana of Themescyra from the JL cartoon series and post crisis/kingdom come Wonder Woman is the standard that should be aimed for. But that's not really relevant, since whiney pretzel girl cannot really pull either off.
 

Grimmlokk

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The silly thing about Thor isn't how the hammer looks, it's the fact he "flies" by throwing it and holding on=P How this never got retconned in to him flying like Storm by controlling the wind is a mystery to me.
 

Seananigans

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Haha whatever, I always thought that was hilariously awesome about Thor. Meowmeow rules!
 

Tuco

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People who don't like Thor are pussies.
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Caliane

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This is a depiction of Mjollnir on a pendant.
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To say the comics Mjollnir is what a 3rd grader thinks a warhammer looks like would be generous. pretty sure even a 3rd grader would know better.
As drawn in comics, its at best a caveman level weapon. But even then its not true, as the handle would break.

Newer versions are at least metal handle and metal head, generally. as opposed to stone and wood. And its more of a sceptor, then actual weapon with a really short handle.
 

j00t

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This hammer looks caveman. I can tell by the wood on the handle.
 

Homsar

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This is a depiction of Mjollnir on a pendant.
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To say the comics Mjollnir is what a 3rd grader thinks a warhammer looks like would be generous. pretty sure even a 3rd grader would know better.
As drawn in comics, its at best a caveman level weapon. But even then its not true, as the handle would break.

Newer versions are at least metal handle and metal head, generally. as opposed to stone and wood
wut? Im not sure youre getting the idea of the magical hammer,
you are really complaining about the hammer breaking because it fucking wood?
 

Goatface

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not that it would have helped, but wish they went with thor's ultimate 2hd hammer

always thought thor's normal hammer looked silly, thunderstrike's and beta ray bill's (with long handle) looked much better.
 

Grimmlokk

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I've seen a couple of those that were sort of good.

That was not one of them. That was fucking awful. If I was involved in the making of that, or even the posting of it, I'd feel like a piece of human garbage.
 

Tuco

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I laughed most at superman saying, "So let me get this straight, he stole your microwave and you turned it off?"