Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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Sutekh

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Christian Bale sucked as Batman glad to see him out, now that Nolan's off the film series we have some fresh blood that wouldn't make it awful it can start being entertaining again. That stupid fucking raspy voice, fuck you Nolan.
 

Chukzombi

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oh well since i guess i will never get this "long list" of awesome aflac films, ill be a nice guy and give you Argo, even though he didnt actually do anything in that film because it was stolen by Alan Arkin. but i liked Argo so there is at least one.

does your long list include Rendeer Games, Jersey Girl, Daredevil, Gigli and Pearl Harbor?
 

Sutekh

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oh well since i guess i will never get this "long list" of awesome aflac films, ill be a nice guy and give you Argo, even though he didnt actually do anything in that film because it was stolen by Alan Arkin. but i liked Argo so there is at least one.

does your long list include Rendeer Games, Jersey Girl, Daredevil, Gigli and Pearl Harbor?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000255/
here's a list of Ben Affleck films, they don't all have to be good, he's a decent actor that understands roles and how to portray characters. If he sucks at Batman it will be no different than the steaming pile of shit that people have put up with for the past 3 Batman movies anyways.

Preferably there would just be some mid-40 something jacked dude running around in the Bat suit while Kevin Conroy voiced him from a studio. But that shit wont happen.
 

Kreugen

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"We need a Batman that looks supremely intelligent and physically capable enough to be a plausible sidekick / rival of Superman. Any ideas?"

"Ben Affleck"

"You're fired"
 

Loser Araysar

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rofl @ ben affleck as batman

bale was awesome as batman, anyone who doesnt like raspy voice probably thinks that batman talks in his regular bruce wayne voice all the time, inside and outside the cowl. because its not like he is popular or anything as bruce wayne. its not like a lot of people know his voice.

aside from the town ( which i havent seen but ill give critics the benefit of the doubt), affleck's best movie is the Sum of All Fears. think about that.
 

Kreugen

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The Town was good. I mean, it's not like making a blatant ripoff of Heat is a BAD thing, really.

As you probably guessed, he was totally overshadowed by Renner in it.
 

Sutekh

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rofl @ ben affleck as batman

bale was awesome as batman, anyone who doesnt like raspy voice probably thinks that batman talks in his regular bruce wayne voice as batman.

aside from the town ( which i havent seen bgut ill give critics the benefit of the doubt, affleck's best movie is the Sum of All Fears



think about that.
He does talk in his normal voice. It's been shown a fuck load of times. Christopher Nolan even knew he talked in his normal voice as Batman but made him talk in that stupid ass raspy voice to be "edgy", he's stated it in interviews.
Christian Bale played a different Batman than the one that exists in the comics, one that sucked as hard as their portrayal of Bane and Talia.

If anything he talks differently as BRUCE, more cheery and up beat.
 

Chukzombi

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yeah i got the imdb page open and admittedly i havent seen The Town yet because i reached my bank robbery movie quota years ago so i cant say if it was good or bad. but since i have seen most of those films im going to go with bad. the dude is terrible. not that it takes anything really special to be batman. certain actors have presence enough to make their Batma's special. Michael Keaton was the best acted batman though Christian Bale was the most badass. Aflac has no presence on a movie screen. he just doesnt and when you are playing a physical role you neeed presence to carry it and make the audience root for him and make them also want to be him. who the fuck wants to be Ben Aflac?
 

Sutekh

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yeah i got the imdb page open and admittedly i havent seen The Town yet because i reached my bank robbery movie quota years ago so i cant say if it was good or bad. but since i have seen most of those films im going to go with bad. the dude is terrible. not that it takes anything really special to be batman. certain actors have presence enough to make their Batma's special. Michael Keaton was the best acted batman though Christian Bale was the most badass. Aflac has no presence on a movie screen. he just doesnt and when you are playing a physical role you neeed presence to carry it and make the audience root for him and make them also want to be him. who the fuck wants to be Ben Aflac?
I'd be Ben Affleck. You know, millions of dollars and all.
 

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He does talk in his normal voice. It's been shown a fuck load of times. Christopher Nolan even knew he talked in his normal voice as Batman but made him talk in that stupid ass raspy voice to be "edgy", he's stated it in interviews.
Christian Bale played a different Batman than the one that exists in the comics, one that sucked as hard as their portrayal of Bane and Talia.

If anything he talks differently as BRUCE, more cheery and up beat.
yeah? where has it been shown a "fuckton" of times?

Keaton batmans have different bruce wayne/batman voices.
seen the kilmer/glooney batmans only once so i can't vouch for those
Kevin Conroy and Batman:TAS? different voices.

New DC Animated Universe batmans from the past 6 years? different voices.
 

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Comic Batman is a 36-42ish year old super detective genius ninja olympic athlete. There's only one man alive who can pull all of that off, but Sean Connery retired from acting.
 

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yeah? where has it been shown a "fuckton" of times?

Keaton batmans have different bruce wayne/batman voices.
seen the kilmer/glooney batmans only once so i can't vouch for those
Kevin Conroy and Batman:TAS? different voices.

New DC Animated Universe batmans from the past 6 years? different voices.
Sure here let me list it for you.
Justice League: Flashpoint Paradox
Injustice: Gods Among Us (GAME)
Justice League: Doom
Batman: Arkham City (GAME)
DC Universe Online (GAME)
Superman/Batman: Apocalypse
Batman: The Brave and the Bold
Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
Batman: Arkham Asylum (GAME)
Batman: Gotham Knight
The Batman (TV Series 2006)
Justice League (TV Series 2001-2006)
Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman
Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu
Batman Beyond (TV Series)
Batman: Vengeance (GAME)
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
The New Batman Adventures
Batman Beyond: The Movie (TV movie)
The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest
Batman (TV 1992-1995)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (Animated Movie)


Need anymore?
 

Loser Araysar

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well i can tell at least one right off the bat (no pun intended) that's wrong - its mask of the phantasm, as it was basically a feature length TAS episode. I still own the original on VHS that my mom bought me in 1995 after it finished its theater run.

half of those titles i havent even heard of so i dont even know if they are comics (lols) or videos, at least another quarter is video games where the studio probably just didnt give a fuck about 2 separate voices for BW or Batman. looks most of this "list" is bullshit.

yes the most popular mediums for batman that had voice acting: Keaton Movies, Bale Movies, TAS, + DC Animated Universe movies all had distinctly different voices for his identities.

nice try though.
 

Sutekh

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That list comprises every single role Kevin Conroy played as batman over the past 20 years. You know nothing about the character, you're just another bandwagon junkie.

nice try though.
 

Loser Araysar

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LOL, so thats all you did? Went to IMDB and then C&P his every role?

Watch and learn, son.

BRUCE WAYNE VOICE:


BATMAN VOICE:
 

Sutekh

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LOL, so thats all you did? Went to IMDB and then C&P his every role?

Watch and learn, son.

BRUCE WAYNE VOICE:


BATMAN VOICE:
I feel bad for you, you spent all that time to make the reply and you didn't even read the original post you're arguing about.
Sutekh_sl said:
If anything he talks differently as BRUCE, more cheery and up beat.
The raspy voice is stupid because he doesn't alter his voice for batman, he alters his voice for Bruce Wayne.

Poor guy : / That's what ignorance gets you, a bunch of wasted time.
 

Loser Araysar

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I feel bad for you, you spent all that time to make the reply and you didn't even read the original post you're arguing about.

The raspy voice is stupid because he doesn't alter his voice for batman, he alters his voice for Bruce Wayne.

Poor guy : / That's what ignorance gets you, a bunch of wasted time.
Oh you mean he has a different voice as Bruce than he does as Batman?

Wow, its like exactly what I said in the beginning.

bale was awesome as batman, anyone who doesnt like raspy voice probably thinks that batman talks in his regular bruce wayne voice all the time, inside and outside the cowl. because its not like he is popular or anything as bruce wayne. its not like a lot of people know his voice.
Thanks for proving my point, I guess.