Baywatch (2017)

Homsar · May 25, 2017

Homophobia, sexism, violence in terrible remake.

I saw this in a review and now want to see it regardless

Malakriss · May 25, 2017

Void said:
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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah no naked titties. Naked dick, blah blah blah blah blah blah, but not a single fucking nipple. blah blah blah blah blah blah

So don't bother, k.

Harshaw · May 25, 2017

If this has some good funny moments like CHIPs had, I'll be fine seeing it.

spronk · May 26, 2017

i really don't like this new trend of hollywood comedies taking out all titties and putting in dicks. its happening way too often

Xarpolis · May 26, 2017

Girls are special snowflakes and you should ONLY see their wonderful breasts if you are willing to impregnate them and pay the child support for 18 years. Dicks, on the other hand...

Conefed · May 26, 2017

Malakriss said:
So don't bother, k.

That was a good review. And his summation was opposite to yours.

Brikker · Jun 1, 2017

Was decent. Not theater worthy but worth a stream/download/rent.

Fight · Jun 2, 2017

Without unleashing the double Daddario's, I don't see how this could be worth watching. What a wasted opportunity. Feelsbadman.

Oldbased · Jun 2, 2017

Fight said:
Without unleashing the double Daddario's, I don't see how this could be worth watching. What a wasted opportunity. Feelsbadman.

There is enough movies/pictures of her tits( and any other part about ) that I'm not sure even that would have saved it. Certainly wouldn't have hurt.

Oldbased · Jun 24, 2017

'Baywatch' actress Kelly Rohrbach acted like a diva on set, says report
Doesn't sound like she has much future in acting.

TrollfaceDeux · Jun 24, 2017

Olebass said:
Even 'Baywatch' star had trouble finding dates on Tinder
Not sure if actor curse or her standards are so stupid it rules out 99.999% of all males.

So you are saying there is a chance?

jayrebb · Jun 24, 2017

Olebass said:
There is enough movies/pictures of her tits( and any other part about ) that I'm not sure even that would have saved it. Certainly wouldn't have hurt.

If it doesn't show up on the extended cut on the DVD release then director had absolutely no balls. I bet he didnt even approach her about it because he is such a gentleman.

What a cuck.

iannis · Jun 24, 2017

Olebass said:
'Baywatch' actress Kelly Rohrbach acted like a diva on set, says report
Doesn't sound like she has much future in acting.

lol. You're acting like a diva on the set of BAYWATCH?

In her mind, this was her big shot?

Actually... maybe she's right.

Void · Jun 26, 2017

Olebass said:
'Baywatch' actress Kelly Rohrbach acted like a diva on set, says report
Doesn't sound like she has much future in acting.

I don't doubt that she has the capacity to be a giant bitch like a lot of hot women, but this is yet another example of "anonymous sources" bullshit. I'm not defending her in any way, because she might be a cunt, but look at how easy it is to publish an article saying she is with absolutely no proof besides a "studio source". Even the instagram pics in the article do nothing to support it. Granted, not many people would feel the need to make up shit about someone of her minuscule star power, but all it takes is one rejected date or catty bitch pissed off at you that decides to write an article. And I didn't hate Baywatch or her character, so without this article I'd have no reason to think anything badly of her.

Unless it is a state secret or someone could get killed over it, in Voidopia (name is a work in progress) someone would get sent to the lion pits for writing such a shitty fucking article without naming names.

Xarpolis · Jun 26, 2017

I read that post and as soon as it was over I thought "I'll be ready, I'll be ready! Ever you fear (Oh don't you fear)! I'll be ready! Forever and always, I'm always here!" <drumming sound>

Goatface · Aug 17, 2017

unrated extended cut is out, looks like it only adds 6 mins

Siliconemelons · Aug 18, 2017

6 mins of tits or 6 mins fo dicks?

Sterling · Aug 18, 2017

This movie just wasn't very good. The funny just wasn't very strong in this one.

Gavinmad · Aug 18, 2017

So all the legit funny moments were used up in the trailers I guess, because the trailers cracked me up.

j00t · Aug 19, 2017

It was alright. I only chuckled once or twice, but it was enjoyable for what it was. Rock is charming as always

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