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Tuco

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Why would any conspiratorial group bother putting in fake victims in a bombing that injured hundreds of people and killed several? It makes no sense and the assumptions you're making are untenable.
 

TheBeagle

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wtf, its a snapshot genius. I don't even...Maybe you should lay off the weed a little bit.

This is coming from a lifelong cannabis advocate.
 

Zhaun_sl

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So they are relooking at the older brother's wife as they found girl DNA/fingerprints on some of the bomb and the apartment or something.

She is still holed up at her parent's house in North Kingston, RI.
 

Zhaun_sl

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Also I guess the defense lawyer who got the guy who shot Giffords life instead of death will be representing the younger brother.
 

Loser Araysar

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The plot thickens.

Or she used a pressure cooker earlier to cook him dinner like a wife is supposed to.
 

Jais

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It's called shock and the "Golden Hour." IE, if a American Inventor gets to hospital within an hour he's like 70%(made up stat) sure to be drawing breath no matter the wound. Fuck, we had a dude loose both his legs due to a mine laid at the corner of an Afghani wall and live...in fucking backwater Helmand, Afghanistan.
 

iannis

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Have you ever accidentally cut yourself cooking and looked at the wound and thought "that should hurt", but it doesn't. And then a minute or two later it really does start to hurt?

That's not shock. But it's an example of how the brain does weird things. It can take the brain a while to process that it doesn't have a leg to maintain anymore, and pain can be blocked (ignored) at the reflex level.
 

chaos

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That's not shock, I'm sure. The guy staring at the mess of bone and mangled flesh that used to be the legs he was using to run a marathon 5 minutes earlier is probably in shock. Not to mention the blood loss. He probably came closer to death than most of us ever have. Only to have dumbass conspiracy theorists analyze his facial expression for what they imagine is a proper response in that situation, and use his injury to try and support the theory that the government is intentionally crippling/killing people. Because government. Sheeple.
 

Gavinmad

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Yeah Tecknoe periodically has to remind people that he is genuinely the dumbest motherfucker on the forums. Like legally retarded irl.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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i sure am, let me blow your fucking legs off and you man up like this motherfucker and not shed a tear lmao, looks like he stubbed his toe not lost two legs.
You make it sound like you have never experienced true pain, closest I have ever come is gallstones and let me tell you I wasn't crying, I was to busy doubled over in pain wishing someone would hit me in the head with a hammer so the pain would stop. Tears come when the pain stops long enough for you to think about what this means for your future.
 

Noodleface

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Even lumie wouldn't say that piece of shit theory. Fuck man. I don't even know how to respond. A fucking plant. What the fuck. Fuck.
 

Kuro

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Lumie wouldn't say it's a pre-existing double amputee. It's obviously a lizard-man, since they can regrow lost limbs. No great loss. That's why he's looking so cool about it.

Fucking lizardmen.
 

drtyrm

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I think that dude's hair is even blown to the side from the blast. Would the FBI have had enough time to get a hair stylist? I think not.
 

iannis

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That's not shock, I'm sure. The guy staring at the mess of bone and mangled flesh that used to be the legs he was using to run a marathon 5 minutes earlier is probably in shock. Not to mention the blood loss. He probably came closer to death than most of us ever have. Only to have dumbass conspiracy theorists analyze his facial expression for what they imagine is a proper response in that situation, and use his injury to try and support the theory that the government is intentionally crippling/killing people. Because government. Sheeple.
Oh, I meant cutting your finger isn't shock. Shock is a systemic stress response. Cutting your finger with a sharp knife don't rate for shit in the scheme of things, but sometimes for various reasons sometimes you can get an effect which mimics shock. That's probably the best way to understand it through analogy. Apparently some people don't understand the concept.

Getting your legs blowed off is absolutely shock. My guess is that he's got that look on his face because he literally can't be bothered to think right then. Brain is busy trying to decipher wtf just happened, because every system in his body just went insane.
 

Eomer

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Why would any conspiratorial group bother putting in fake victims in a bombing that injured hundreds of people and killed several? It makes no sense and the assumptions you're making are untenable.
That's actually my favorite part of conspiracy theorists. Most of them, such as Lumie, derive a sense of superiority from their theorizing. Only they are smart enough to see the world for what it truly is, and all that. And yet many of their theories, or at least portions there of, are just flat out retarded. Like this fake double amputee shit. It started the day of the bombing, pretty much within a couple hours of the pictures circulating online conspiracy websites started circulating a picture of a double amputee solider who admittedly looks somewhat similar to the guy at the marathon with his legs blown off. Whoever started that, and whoever continue to circulate it, all think they're fucking geniuses for figuring it out. Which is hilarious, because it's retarded on so many levels.

The bombings themselves were not faked, real people were legitimately injured and killed. No one can dispute this, given it happened in public. So why bother with "actors" or "plants" of fake amputees? There is zero reason to do so, again because actual people were injured or killed. There is less than zero reason to do that. Further, if they wanted shocking pictures to emerge from it all, they wouldn't need to actually have actors/plants at the site of the bombing. If they could fake the moon landings in the 60's, I'm sure they can fake a couple cripples on the street in 2013 with Photoshop or whatever else.

It's both hilarious and sad that these idiots think that their theorizing is actually a mark of intellectual superiority, and not inferiority.