Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

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Kreugen_sl said:
His parents are getting a second autopsy to search for the hidden FBI mind control device. Because that's the only thing I can possibly come up with for wanting another autopsy.
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Wait. We have mind control devices and our grand use of them is to blow up our own marathon. Fucking FBI, what are you doing?
 
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Foggy_sl said:
Wait. We have mind control devices and our grand use of them is to blow up our own marathon. Fucking FBI, what are you doing?
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Only Russians (his mom) would think the first thing we would do with mind control devices would be terrorism.

As Americans the first thing we would *really* do with mind control devices would probably be some kind of porn.
 
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Zhaun_sl said:
Only Russians (his mom) would think the first thing we would do with mind control devices would be terrorism.

As Americans the first thing we would *really* do with mind control devices would probably be some kind of porn.
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His mom isn't russian
 
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Before clicking on the article, I knew it would be a Republican making those comments. Sad to say, I was right.
 
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We should blow the legs off that dumb cunt and ask her how she feels. Jeff Baumann can hit the button.
 
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Charles_sl said:
Hey man, when I see someone's bone barely hanging onto chunks of meat I get suspicious too. I mean, why wasn't he screaming and crying in that picture? Usually when I see a picture of a person in real pain I can hear the screams right along with it.
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Are you being serious? Hard to tell.
 
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Zhaun_sl said:
Only Russians (his mom) would think the first thing we would do with mind control devices would be terrorism.

As Americans the first thing we would *really* do with mind control devices would probably be some kind of porn.
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This nation will not survive the invention of the Tasp.
 
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Charles_sl said:
Hey man, when I see someone's bone barely hanging onto chunks of meat I get suspicious too. I mean, why wasn't he screaming and crying in that picture? Usually when I see a picture of a person in real pain I can hear the screams right along with it.
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hey man let me punch you in the dick and take a picture right after, i bet you look worse off than this guy.
 
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TecKnoe_sl said:
hey man let me punch you in the dick and take a picture right after, i bet you look worse off than this guy.
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Are you going to punch his dickoff? Then yeah, he will look worse, because the explosion of signals in his brain would still be in the realm of comprehensible, and he wouldn't go straight into shock.
 
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