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Salshun_sl said:
Thanks, bro. Reading is apparently fucking hard.
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Jesus christ you're a fucking retard. First of all, it's not fake. Both those fucking scenes happened in the same god damn episode, so just because someone edited the timeline of these events some how discounts it ever fucking happened? It some how dismisses the blatant fucking fact that two explosives were set off? Why not three? Why not just one? Why not a whole bunch? Why the same mother fucking amount that happened at the actual event in a show thats about that same fucking event which aired a month earlier. Also, why the fuck is there a picture of Peter at the finish line of the Boston Marathon again portraying the deaths of many people whom are all lying on the ground covered in blood just like in the actual pictures. I mean, AT THE FINISH LINE with a SHIT LOAD OF DEAD BODIES AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE. How fucking MOTHER FUCKING DUMB CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCKING BE TO THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING COINCIDENCE? Jesus Fucking Christ I wish you were standing next to that fucking device when it went off.
 
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It is an unfortunate coincidence, and I couldn't agree more. I just don't want people (not you) trying to find patterns where none exist, which seems too easy to do and people jump at too quickly.

In the end, it's just offensive to the victims, and they should be all that matter right now.
 
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Jesus christ you're a fucking retard. First of all, it's not fake. Both those fucking scenes happened in the same god damn episode, so just because someone edited the timeline of these events some how discounts it ever fucking happened? It some how dismisses the blatant fucking fact that two explosives were set off? Why not three? Why not just one? Why not a whole bunch? Why the same mother fucking amount that happened at the actual event in a show thats about that same fucking event which aired a month earlier. Also, why the fuck is there a picture of Peter at the finish line of the Boston Marathon again portraying the deaths of many people whom are all lying on the ground covered in blood just like in the actual pictures. I mean, AT THE FINISH LINE with a SHIT LOAD OF DEAD BODIES AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE. How fucking MOTHER FUCKING DUMB CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCKING BE TO THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING COINCIDENCE? Jesus Fucking Christ I wish you were standing next to that fucking device when it went off.
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You realize with your name I have to immediately write you off, right?

Seth MacFarlane is a terrorist, and a deep cover government agent, who got permission to subtlety reveal a far reaching conspiracy through a TV show no one gives 2 shits about anymore.

Dude, I apologize, holy shit how could I have been so blind? It all makes sense now! Here's what I got: The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

Fucking through the looking glass here, people.
 
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Jesus christ you're a fucking retard. First of all, it's not fake. Both those fucking scenes happened in the same god damn episode, so just because someone edited the timeline of these events some how discounts it ever fucking happened? It some how dismisses the blatant fucking fact that two explosives were set off? Why not three? Why not just one? Why not a whole bunch? Why the same mother fucking amount that happened at the actual event in a show thats about that same fucking event which aired a month earlier. Also, why the fuck is there a picture of Peter at the finish line of the Boston Marathon again portraying the deaths of many people whom are all lying on the ground covered in blood just like in the actual pictures. I mean, AT THE FINISH LINE with a SHIT LOAD OF DEAD BODIES AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE. How fucking MOTHER FUCKING DUMB CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCKING BE TO THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING COINCIDENCE? Jesus Fucking Christ I wish you were standing next to that fucking device when it went off.
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You still haven't told us why. Why would part of their devious master plan involve dropping hints and warnings in the media? What do they gain from that?
 
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Salshun_sl said:
You realize with your name I have to immediately write you off, right?

Seth MacFarlane is a terrorist, and a deep cover government agent, who got permission to subtlety reveal a far reaching conspiracy through a TV show no one gives 2 shits about anymore.

Dude, I apologize, holy shit how could I have been so blind? It all makes sense now! Here's what I got: The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

Fucking through the looking glass here, people.
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If the vampires ever unite with saucer people, lumie will be quoting this Simpsons episode forever as proof.

Lumie, what happened to the 2012 apocalypse, brah?
 
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What TV show or movie predicted Newtown? After all, wasnt that the first false flag op to steal away our gun rights in the latest round of gun grabbing? Or are we just going to ignore that because nothing fits? If the the government is subtlely and nefariously broadcasting warning of upcoming false flag ops, why are they only doing some and not the others?

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P.S. Did you know that the day of the marathon was also Emma Watson's birthday? And how old did she turn? 23 years old.

Ever heard of the 23 Enigma? Its a big part of the Illuminati lore

Discordianism

The Principia Discordia states that "All things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly appropriate to 5"[4]-this is referred to as the Law of Fives. The 23 Enigma is regarded as a corollary of this law, since 2+3=5. It can be seen in Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea's The Illuminatus! Trilogy (therein called the "23/17 phenomenon"), Wilson's Cosmic Trigger I: The Final Secret of the Illuminati (therein called "The Law of fives" and "The 23 Enigma"), Arthur Koestler's Challenge of Chance, as well as the Principia Discordia. In these works, 23 is considered lucky, unlucky, sinister, strange, or sacred to the goddess Eris or to the unholy gods of the Cthulhu Mythos.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_enigma
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You know what this means? The godless order of magic, wizardry and the occult that she was a part of in the Harry Potter movies as Hermione, was just predicting her eventual ascension to the throne of the Illuminatus to guide the conspiracy into the new age. Emma Watson = the new Antichrist. Now, as Enigma 23 states, all things happen in multiples of 5 for Illuminati significance. If we look at her name, it has 10 letters (Emma Watson, 4+6=10). 10 is divisible by 5.

You fucking retard, how do you not see this? How can you be so blind?
 
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Araysar_sl said:
What TV show or movie predicted Newtown?
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just to give lumie some fuel

the second batman movie had a reference. how could you make such a fatal mistake araysar.
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There's also a sandy hook peninsula 10 miles south of Brooklyn, just over the state line in New jersey

now you're not gonna believe this, but they filmed parts of the movie in NY and NJ.

now get ready to have your mind blown even further, they used local names as names for fictional locales as long as the names werent commonly known so as not to disrupt the immersion. you cant exactly reference something iconic like sears tower in batman begins and you cant reference statue of liberty in TDKR.

for example, in BB cops mentioned on the radio that batman is getting away on balboa ave. when he is trying to lose the cops. if you didnt live in chicago, you'd have no way of knowing that balboa is a real street and a large thoroughfare that runs from downtown to soldier field.

but i suppose when something happens on balboa ave finally in 2023, we can always dig this movie up as "proof"
 
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I think there might be some credence to the idea that the Boston PD got some sort of bomb threat or tip. The amount of anti bomb units they mobilized prior to the race seems much higher than what would be expected as a routine; even for a marathon. That isn't me talking, that is experienced runners and some event goers making that call.
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I would agree except there is no way a group that big would be able to not have leaks about that after it happened. If there was a tip before we would be seeing on CNN or Fox every day that "Inside Anonymous Source Says They Were Tipped Off But Obama Told Them To Do Nothing" or some other drivel.
 
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my emma watson thing was even better put together than anything in that link.

to be a conspiracy theorist requires zero brains at all.
 
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You still haven't told us why. Why would part of their devious master plan involve dropping hints and warnings in the media? What do they gain from that?
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It's so fucking obvious. Do I really have to explain this!? Clearly the shadow government orchestrating these events has very high standards, standards which Mr. Seth MacFarlane has met by having three mediocre cartoons on FOX. (Three shows... and how many points are there on an Illuminati triangle? Coincidence? THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES!) Having 1 1/2 hours of television a week - television which skews to a younger audience - is perfect for them to fucking brainwash the public while disseminating their orders to others. What they didn't count on, however, was Mr. MacFarlane having a conscience and using his shows for good rather than tired jokes and repeated gags.

If you fucking idiots had only realized. It was staring you in the face right along. I mean, aside from the fucking blatant connection between Peter participating in the largest marathon in the world and having terrorists detonate bombs, things which no one could possibly think were the sort of pop culture references the show does every week, consider this: The episode was written by Artie Johann & Shawn Ries. If you rearrange the fucking letters in their fucking last names, you get: "IS NEAR JOHN!" And who could that John be that they are referring to? Oh, I don't fucking know. Could it possibly be first winner of the Boston Marathon, John J. McDermott? Open your fucking eyes, people! How about this? The episode was 203rd Family Guy Episode. The record for the Boston Marathin? 2:03! HOW POSSIBLY MOTHERFUCKING DUMB CAN YOU PEOPLE BE TO DENY THIS KIND OF EVIDENCE?

Jesus Christ! The pieces were all there, but sadly none of you were fucking smart enough to fucking put together the puzzle. MacFarlane has clearly been wanting you to take him more seriously for ages! There were likely clues when MacFarlane sang "We Saw Your Boobs" at the Oscars if you fucking idiots would just look! Perhaps you all could've figured this out and stopped it if you fucking idiots were willing pick out random connections after the fact and apply them in the most bizarre fashion, because coincidences just don't exist! And if it's so hard for you retards to see that, how about you do like I do and cheek the lithium the nurse brings me everyday so you can think clearly like me? Christ, it's really not that hard to see this is all just a massive conspiracy and not just simply the fact that there are horrible people that do disgusting things we'll never be able to understand.
 
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Cantatus_sl said:
It's so fucking obvious. Do I really have to explain this!? Clearly the shadow government orchestrating these events has very high standards, standards which Mr. Seth MacFarlane has met by having three mediocre cartoons on FOX. (Three shows... and how many points are there on an Illuminati triangle? Coincidence? THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES!) Having 1 1/2 hours of television a week - television which skews to a younger audience - is perfect for them to fucking brainwash the public while disseminating their orders to others. What they didn't count on, however, was Mr. MacFarlane having a conscience and using his shows for good rather than tired jokes and repeated gags.

If you fucking idiots had only realized. It was staring you in the face right along. I mean, aside from the fucking blatant connection between Peter participating in the largest marathon in the world and having terrorists detonate bombs, things which no one could possibly think were the sort of pop culture references the show does every week, consider this: The episode was written by Artie Johann & Shawn Ries. If you rearrange the fucking letters in their fucking last names, you get: "IS NEAR JOHN!" And who could that John be that they are referring to? Oh, I don't fucking know. Could it possibly be first winner of the Boston Marathon, John J. McDermott? Open your fucking eyes, people! How about this? The episode was 203rd Family Guy Episode. The record for the Boston Marathin? 2:03! HOW POSSIBLY MOTHERFUCKING DUMB CAN YOU PEOPLE BE TO DENY THIS KIND OF EVIDENCE?

Jesus Christ! The pieces were all there, but sadly none of you were fucking smart enough to fucking put together the puzzle. MacFarlane has clearly been wanting you to take him more seriously for ages! There were likely clues when MacFarlane sang "We Saw Your Boobs" at the Oscars if you fucking idiots would just look! Perhaps you all could've figured this out and stopped it if you fucking idiots were willing pick out random connections after the fact and apply them in the most bizarre fashion, because coincidences just don't exist! And if it's so hard for you retards to see that, how about you do like I do and cheek the lithium the nurse brings me everyday so you can think clearly like me? Christ, it's really not that hard to see this is all just a massive conspiracy and not just simply the fact that there are horrible people that do disgusting things we'll never be able to understand.
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I had to read about 1/3 of that before I realized you weren't Luminati. Bravo sir.
 
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I'm so upset, I've been so blind. We're all sheep. Family Guy = 2 words, American Dad also 2 words. Those total it equals 4. Boston Bombing Conspiracy Theory = 4 words. Barack Obama = 2 words, Leather Tubesocks = 2 words, 2+2 = Walrus Whiskey Grassroots Sweater. 4 + 4 = 8, which we all know equals dry cleaning. I for one am sick of the lies.
 
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Yeah, but "The Cleveland Show" is 3 words.

YOU SIR ARE A FRAUD
 
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I think there might be some credence to the idea that the Boston PD got some sort of bomb threat or tip. The amount of anti bomb units they mobilized prior to the race seems much higher than what would be expected as a routine; even for a marathon. That isn't me talking, that is experienced runners and some event goers making that call.
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Boston always has amped up security for certain events now (don't forget the 9/11 hijackers started out of Logan). Ever parked at Logan post-9/11? They have to check inside the trunk of your car/etc before you can even go into the garage.
 
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Azrayne_sl said:
Those conspiracy theories are so fucking stupid. if there really was a secret organization running the world with the capacity to pull this shit off, then they'd also have the capacity to not get caught out because they were stupid and created the facebook page early, or used actors with a public profile. Not to mention that according to the tin foil fucktards, literally every attack like this is part of their master plan, they're magically responsible for every evil in the world.
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If you don't think that all of this was orchestrated and illustrated by the Illuminati I have some bad news for you. It is.
 
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Luminati_sl said:
Jesus christ you're a fucking retard. First of all, it's not fake. Both those fucking scenes happened in the same god damn episode, so just because someone edited the timeline of these events some how discounts it ever fucking happened? It some how dismisses the blatant fucking fact that two explosives were set off? Why not three? Why not just one? Why not a whole bunch? Why the same mother fucking amount that happened at the actual event in a show thats about that same fucking event which aired a month earlier. Also, why the fuck is there a picture of Peter at the finish line of the Boston Marathon again portraying the deaths of many people whom are all lying on the ground covered in blood just like in the actual pictures. I mean, AT THE FINISH LINE with a SHIT LOAD OF DEAD BODIES AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE. How fucking MOTHER FUCKING DUMB CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCKING BE TO THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING COINCIDENCE? Jesus Fucking Christ I wish you were standing next to that fucking device when it went off.
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qftruthers.
 
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