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zzeris

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I can't understand why they don't do the real surgery though. Jenner spent over $100,000 just for the basic cosmetics. Jenner is still a dude with tits. Until that thing is firmly inserted inside of him, that is all he is.
 

Famm

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Adebisi

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Christina Applegate was considered_the_hottie back in my pre-pubes-on-my-balls days.
 

khorum

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Is that where they talk about how trannies are quantifiably harming pro-choice fundraisers when they freak out about CIS-vaginas?
 

1987

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What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
Used to be a famous athlete. The entire rest of your family gets famous for no reason. Underlying competitive spirit makes you find some way to compete for equal attention?

armchair psych.
 

Sylas

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had no idea who the fuck bruce jenner was since I don't watch shit reality television but ever since this thing happened I keep seeing clips of shows making fun of him from years ago referring to him as a woman or mistaking a woman as bruce jenner. like Family Guy almost a decade ago sure, but fucking married with children like what, 25 something fucking years ago? So clearly dudes been obviously fem for a fucking long ass time. So I buy that he's really trans, just born too late. Plus he's like, really fucking old. He gets to live out his twilight years as a granny, instead of a grandpa. who cares. good for him but not sure why this is news.
 

Famm

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but fucking married with children like what, 25 something fucking years ago?
If you're talking about the MWC vid I posted, it had nothing to do with Bruce Jenner, just vaguely related to SJW's in the amount of wonderful non-PC insults towards women and especially fat women.

Anyway, Bruce Jenner was like the Michael Phelps of his day if that helps put it into perspective. Even my old ass was too young to really know what was up back when he was winning medals in the 70's but his fame was such that he was a household name even for me as a kid in early elementary school. So for a lot of people he's still a massively huge celebrity, albeit from a different generation. Not really just a tangential reality TV person or satirical joke for adult cartoons.

Still, you're right, who gives a fuck! He's an ugly old woman now rather than a forgotten old male athlete.
 

Sylas

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If you're talking about the MWC vid I posted, it had nothing to do with Bruce Jenner, just vaguely related to SJW's in the amount of wonderful non-PC insults towards women and especially fat women.

Anyway, Bruce Jenner was like the Michael Phelps of his day if that helps put it into perspective. Even my old ass was too young to really know what was up back when he was winning medals in the 70's but his fame was such that he was a household name even for me as a kid in early elementary school. So for a lot of people he's still a massively huge celebrity, albeit from a different generation. Not really just a tangential reality TV person or satirical joke for adult cartoons.

Still, you're right, who gives a fuck! He's an ugly old woman now rather than a forgotten old male athlete.
nah referring to this video:

 

Lithose

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This was posted a few days ago, but now it's shown up in afew papers but I'm still having a hard time believing it's true--it's just too ridiculous. Man was passed out drunk, girlfriends roomate blew him while he was drunk--sent a text literally stating she molested the guy while he was unconscious, confessing that she did, in fact, sexually assault him (And even felt guilty about it, because it was her roomates bf.)

Two years later, the university found that even though they acknowledge the male was most likely asleep at the start of the assault? At some point they surmise the female withdrew consent; and since he was blacked out, he could not have known whether or not he allowed her to stop sexually assaulting him. So therefore, he was in fact guilty of rape. (So, in short, men have to be so responsible that even if you are raped? If your rapist is a woman and gets tired and wants to stop you better be able to crawl away or else YOU will be the rapist!!! hahaha, this has to be bullshit right? This can't be real life.)



This is one of the few cases where we have an actually good idea of what happened the night in question. Doe accompanied the accuser (who was Doe's girlfriend's roommate) to her dorm room. The accuser performed oral sex on a blacked out Doe (Johnson notes that even the Amherst hearing found Doe's account of being blacked out "credible"). Doe leaves. The accuser then texted two people: First, a male student she had a crush on ? whom she invited over after a heavily flirtatious exchange earlier in the evening. Then, a female friend. The accuser said during her hearingthat she only texted one friend to help her handle the assault as she felt "very alone and confused."But her texts with her female friend give no indication of an assault. Rather, the accuser texted her friend"Ohmygod I jus did something so fuckig stupid" [sic throughout]. She then proceeded to fret that she had done something wrong and her roommate would never talk to her again, because"it's pretty obvi I wasn't an innocent bystander."

She also complained that the other man, who had come over after the alleged assault, had taken until 5 in the morning to finally have sex with her.The accuser found herself friendless after the encounter, when her roommate discovered what she had done.Between the encounter with Doe and the accusation ? nearly two years later ? the accuser developed new friends. And as it happens, these new friends were all "victims' advocates."



Despite an accuser who offered borderline non-coherent responses that subtly expanded on her initial story, the panel ultimately accepted her credibility. It ruled that while Doe likely was ?blacked out? during the oral sex, ?eing intoxicated or impaired by drugs or alcohol is never an excuse.? Since AS [the female] said she withdrew consent at some point during the sexual act, and since Doe couldn?t challenge that recollection, the panel was at least 50.01 percent inclined to believe the accuser?s tale.