Loser Araysar
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I'm sure the only short thing you regularly beat is your own dick.
What are your credentials in the fighting arts?
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What are your credentials in the fighting arts?
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Loser Araysar
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I think all that can be replaced with "Give him a handjob."
I sure as fuck don't need a sand castle built for me.
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You still haven't told me your assessment of the 13th Warrior, I haven't decided how much of a fat nerd you are.
Muay Thai and BJJ about a year and 2 months.
Loser Araysar
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So basically what youre telling me, is that Vova who's been practicing martials arts for over 40 years, would totally beat the shit out of you.
Glad we got that out of the way.
I haven't watched the 13th warrior yet to be honest. My external HD fried when I had a power surge in my building a month ago and now my PC wont recognize it
I had like 2 terabytes of TV and Movies on it.
P.S. I can never keep track of which poster whose name starts with a V hates me passionately. Is it you or Vorph?
Glad we got that out of the way.
I haven't watched the 13th warrior yet to be honest. My external HD fried when I had a power surge in my building a month ago and now my PC wont recognize it
P.S. I can never keep track of which poster whose name starts with a V hates me passionately. Is it you or Vorph?
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I'm telling you that a person that's trained in a martial arts for 40 years, had had 40 years to become old. Hence the prestige belt, also he's tiny.So basically what youre telling me, is that Vova who's been practicing martials arts for over 40 years, would totally beat the shit out of you.
Glad we got that out of the way.
I haven't watched the 13th warrior yet to be honest. My external HD fried when I had a power surge in my building a month ago and now my PC wont recognize itI had like 2 terabytes of TV and Movies on it.
P.S. I can never keep track of which poster whose name starts with a V hates me passionately. Is it you or Vorph?
Vorph totally hates you bro, he said your a giant faggot who can't do a push up to save your life.
Loser Araysar
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So all those other belts were prestige belts too? C'mon man.
What rank are you, Voyce? And what is your height and weight?
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I am a white belt with three stripes and hopefully I stay that way until the summer tourneys come to a close.
I am 5'10 and 180 Lbs, although depending on the competition I might be 170.
Everything up to and including Black is legit, Black denotes Mastery of the art. Belts beyond black are prestige. To get a prestige belt you have to be old. Old people lose significant strength, speed, and reaction.
In an actual fight I would not use Jiu-Jitsu unless I or my opponent fell to the ground, because fighting on the ground is generally not optimum.
I am 5'10 and 180 Lbs, although depending on the competition I might be 170.
Everything up to and including Black is legit, Black denotes Mastery of the art. Belts beyond black are prestige. To get a prestige belt you have to be old. Old people lose significant strength, speed, and reaction.
In an actual fight I would not use Jiu-Jitsu unless I or my opponent fell to the ground, because fighting on the ground is generally not optimum.
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I would take your back, spread you out and spoon with you in a sensual and caressing but non sexual way. You will feel both vulnerable, but also like a liberated woman.
Loser Araysar
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I doubt every belt beyond his black belt is an honorary degree but I'm too lazy to research it as I have enough.
Putin is 5'7 and about 160-170 lbs. So he's only 3 inches shorter than you and maybe 10 lbs lighter. Not great, but not a big deal.
He exercises, is physically active all the time and trains regularly, so I doubt your youthful retard strength is that much of an advantage over him.
Then we get to actual skill where we find out you're a white belt and Putin is a black belt in at least 2 fighting disciplines - one is a striking discipline, the one other one is a grappling discipline.
I can appreciate the fact that you're not afraid of Putin. But then again, a suicide bomber isn't afraid of the task at hand either. But let's face it, Putin would tear you an asshole the size of Crimea.
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I think we can both agree that Putin has more technical skill than me, and I would also physically brutalize him in a no weapons fight.
That's what I got from what you posted.
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I dont think you'd brutalize anything, bro. Not sure where that is even coming from. I know you probably think of yourself as some sort of internet Brock Lesnar but with your mighty ability to bench press 130 lbs and a white belt, the only thing you'd brutalize is a box of twinkies.
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