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Mist

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Speaking of gay, I found this in my reputation notes:

"Everyone in the world would quit their job to "go gargle cum for money" if they had the opportunity. Even you, hypocrite."

I think it's mkopec, since we've already established his entertaining the option of being pumped full of cum, but I want confirmation.
 
fanaskin

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Mist_sl said:
By genuine I just meant people who are not blatant shills/whores. This applies across the board to both genders. But certain female candidates really stand out as being disingenuous, and by disingenuous, I mean complete fucking whores. These whores also seem largely to come from one party over the other. Same applies for certain male candidates.
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so more feminists? or should I say "people I don't disagree with"
 
mkopec

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Mist_sl said:
Speaking of gay, I found this in my reputation notes:

"Everyone in the world would quit their job to "go gargle cum for money" if they had the opportunity. Even you, hypocrite."

I think it's mkopec, since we've already established his entertaining the option of being pumped full of cum, but I want confirmation.
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Absolutely not, Mist. Im a 41 yr old with a wife and 2 kids and I do not troll people with kiddie shit like that.

Even though you might not think so, but I respect you and your opinion.
 
iannis

iannis

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I'd fuck ya mist. You're just the right kinda stupid for me. Since when the fuck is being smart the most important thing. I would argue the practical value is entirely overstated.

I'd rather be lucky than good any day of the week. And I'd rather be handsome than lucky. And I'd rather be rich than handsome.
 
Xevy

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I always make sure to walk in front of women in parking garage's because I'm a gigantic bearded man and that way they're less nervous I'm going to steal them.

You're welcome, females and smaller males.
 
Arbitrary

Arbitrary

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Mist_sl said:
Who would win in a fight, Putin or a Xenomorph?
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Putin.

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iannis

iannis

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How is it even a contest? Do we need to post the picture?

Fuck it, we don't need to. I just want to.

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Araysar

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Vladimir Putin picks me up in a Red Monaco Prombron and we speed through Moscow as he regales me with tales of the Cold War. He has recently gone through a break-up and is feeling vulnerable.

We arrive at a palatial mansion on the Baltic Sea. He cooks me dinner...shirtless. He sets out huge plates for the food, but when he is done cooking, all he has are these tiny purple scallops that he has painstakingly plated.

As we eat, the conversation gets kind of awkward. I notice a wedding party on the shore taking pictures and he explains that he allows weddings on his property to offset the cost of the mansion.
 
Araysar

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Araysar_sl said:
Vladimir Putin picks me up in a Red Monaco Prombron and we speed through Moscow as he regales me with tales of the Cold War. He has recently gone through a break-up and is feeling vulnerable.

We arrive at a palatial mansion on the Baltic Sea. He cooks me dinner...shirtless. He sets out huge plates for the food, but when he is done cooking, all he has are these tiny purple scallops that he has painstakingly plated.

As we eat, the conversation gets kind of awkward. I notice a wedding party on the shore taking pictures and he explains that he allows weddings on his property to offset the cost of the mansion.
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I look into his eyes and ....
 
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Soygen

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Putin is like 5' 6". That's instant disqualification.
 
khalid

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Crazy how people can take an obvious joke like that slide, targeted at one individual and clearly not indicating all women, and spin it into an outrage that will get someone fired.
 
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