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Arbitrary

Arbitrary

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So I've been spending some time thinking about how to properly court Mist and today my prayers were answered. I came across this pamphlet for a buck. Is it the best dollar ever spent a human being in the history of mankind? We shall see.

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Hoss

Hoss

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lulz. That's what feminists wished worked on them. In truth, an asshole who treats them like shit is the only man who has any shot.
 
Arbitrary

Arbitrary

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I don't really know if that pamphlet helped me at all to think of it.

Nothing about patriarchy. Nothing about rape culture. Nothing about white privilege.

Remember when Feminism was about just being treated better?
 
Sledge

Sledge

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I'm now going to try and grab me some Feminist tail this weekend. Thanks for the teachings.
 
Mist

Mist

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Arbitrary_sl said:
So I've been spending some time thinking about how to properly court Mist and today my prayers were answered. I came across this pamphlet for a buck. Is it the best dollar ever spent a human being in the history of mankind? We shall see.

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Unless you look like Ellen Page irl you're probably not my type.
 
Araysar

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Voyce_sl said:
Had to google this, suddenly Putin is no longer threatening.
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One of Putin's favorite sports is the martial art of judo. Putin began training in sambo (a martial art that originated in the Soviet Union) at the age of 14, before switching to judo, which he continues to practice today.[348] Putin won competitions in his hometown of Leningrad (now Saint Petersburg), including the senior championships of Leningrad in both sambo and judo. He is the President of the Yawara Dojo, the same Saint Petersburg dojo he practiced at when young. Putin co-authored a book on his favorite sport, published in Russian as Judo with Vladimir Putin and in English under the title Judo: History, Theory, Practice (2004).[349]

Though he is not the first world leader to practice judo, Putin is the first leader to move forward into the advanced levels. Currently, Putin holds a 6th dan (red/white belt)[350] and is best known for his Harai Goshi (sweeping hip throw). Putin earned Master of Sports (Soviet and Russian sport title) in judo in 1975 and in sambo in 1973. At a state visit to Japan, Putin was invited to the Kodokan Institute, the judo headquarters, where he showed different judo techniques to the students and Japanese officials.

Putin also holds a 6th dan black belt in Kyokushin kaikan karate. He was presented the black belt in December 2009 by Japanese champion Kyokushin Karate-Do master Hatsuo Royama.[351]
 
Voyce

Voyce

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Araysar_sl said:
One of Putin's favorite sports is the martial art of judo. Putin began training in sambo (a martial art that originated in the Soviet Union) at the age of 14, before switching to judo, which he continues to practice today.[348] Putin won competitions in his hometown of Leningrad (now Saint Petersburg), including the senior championships of Leningrad in both sambo and judo. He is the President of the Yawara Dojo, the same Saint Petersburg dojo he practiced at when young. Putin co-authored a book on his favorite sport, published in Russian as Judo with Vladimir Putin and in English under the title Judo: History, Theory, Practice (2004).[349]

Though he is not the first world leader to practice judo, Putin is the first leader to move forward into the advanced levels. Currently, Putin holds a 6th dan (red/white belt)[350] and is best known for his Harai Goshi (sweeping hip throw). Putin earned Master of Sports (Soviet and Russian sport title) in judo in 1975 and in sambo in 1973. At a state visit to Japan, Putin was invited to the Kodokan Institute, the judo headquarters, where he showed different judo techniques to the students and Japanese officials.

Putin also holds a 6th dan black belt in Kyokushin kaikan karate. He was presented the black belt in December 2009 by Japanese champion Kyokushin Karate-Do master Hatsuo Royama.[351]
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I am well aware that Putin is a Judakah

Didn't know he did SAMBO or any other martial arts actively.

Still not scared of him.


The Last Emperor however, now that's a different story.
 
Araysar

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The only thing you can crush is an extra large bag of doritos, fatty
 
Voyce

Voyce

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Araysar_sl said:
The only thing you can crush is an extra large bag of doritos, fatty
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Putin should've stuck to SAMBO, it's a better style.

Any rank past black is just a prestige belt, it has nothing to do with skill or ability. It just means you've been doing it forever and you're old now.

He's tiny, not scared.
 
iannis

iannis

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Short dudes will fuck you up. It's the same amount of mean with a smaller dick. It's just science. Concentration Gradient, bitch.
 
Voyce

Voyce

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I regularly beat the shit out of short dudes. They are scrappy and I respect the fuck out of them, but what can I say small base.

I do respect Putin's passion for the fighting Arts, but god damn man, I didn't think he was tiny.
 
Mist

Mist

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Araysar_sl said:
well well, dont we have a high opinion of ourselves
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Liking girls that look like 12 year old boys doesn't mean I have a high opinion of myself. I mean, look at trollface, that guy likes girls that look like 12 year old boys and he's got some serious low self esteem.
 
Voyce

Voyce

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Mist_sl said:
Liking girls that look like 12 year old boys doesn't mean I have a high opinion of myself. I mean, look at trollface, that guy likes girls that look like 12 year old boys and he's got some serious low self esteem.
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I was going to say, you two sound like a perfect match for each other.
 
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