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Dr.Retarded

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Iron Eagle was my favorite 80s action movie.
It was definitely up there along with Robocop, Predator, and Aliens. I guess unlike those other films, Iron Eagle was just a fun movie and meant for kids. You can probably toss The Last Starfighter in that group or at least being somewhat similar to Iron eagle.
 
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It did? I thought bloating up to 300 pounds killed his career.

Actually, no. That fucking stupid movie where he gives a stupid speech at the end. South Park even parodied that scene. That sunk him good. Fire down below? I paid to see that bullshit too.

On Deadly Ground, which he also directed.

He was supposedly refusing to do it since his character died early and his ego wouldn't allow it, but On Deadly Ground went way over budget so they made him do it anyways to make up the difference
 
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I just looked it up. Iron Eagle had a 10 million dollar budget. Top Gun only had 15 million. Not that much difference.

Iron eagle grossed 20 million. Top Gun grossed 500 million lol. Way different return on investment!

Iron Eagle was filmed in cooperation with the Israeli Air Force while Top Gun was given access to US aircraft carriers. Guess that just made it seem more realistic since Top Gun was kinda being used as a recruiting tool and given lots of access where Iron Eagle probably had to foot the bill for all the aircraft scenes.

Top Gun had early and affordable Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer. You're not competing with that
 
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On Deadly Ground, which he also directed.

He was supposedly refusing to do it since his character died early and his ego wouldn't allow it, but On Deadly Ground went way over budget so they made him do it anyways to make up the difference
Ok. Both films came out in the same year and both sucked. The second Under siege was also really bad. Stephen Segal films were one of the movies my dad and I would meet up to see together. They got so bad that my dad said "no more!" after under siege 2. Little did I know that he was still watching them on cable and he would casually mention, "oh Charles, I caught some of The Glimmer Man on cinemax and it was pretty good," I would say, that's nice dad. Still haven't watched his films after US2
 
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It was definitely up there along with Robocop, Predator, and Aliens. I guess unlike those other films, Iron Eagle was just a fun movie and meant for kids. You can probably toss The Last Starfighter in that group or at least being somewhat similar to Iron eagle.
You and I remember Iron Eagle very differently. I remember it being a poor man's Top Gun. Fun movies for sure but don't think it was for kids. Also keep in mind it's been decades upon decades since I've seen those movies. Maybe it's time for a revisit. The Last Star fighter was great and you mentioning that made me think of another movie...Flight of the Navigator.
 
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You and I remember Iron Eagle very differently. I remember it being a poor man's Top Gun. Fun movies for sure but don't think it was for kids. Also keep in mind it's been decades upon decades since I've seen those movies. Maybe it's time for a revisit. The Last Star fighter was great and you mentioning that made me think of another movie...Flight of the Navigator.

Last starfighter was a poor man's battle beyond the stars. Sybil Danning's tits and goodnight Johnboy were better than the death blossom.
 
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You and I remember Iron Eagle very differently. I remember it being a poor man's Top Gun. Fun movies for sure but don't think it was for kids. Also keep in mind it's been decades upon decades since I've seen those movies. Maybe it's time for a revisit. The Last Star fighter was great and you mentioning that made me think of another movie...Flight of the Navigator.
I liked Iron Eagle but it doesn't really stand up. The one plane drops like 40 bombs and shoots down like 14 planes, and the landing at the airport in a fighter (alone) to pick up his dad is just lol-worthy. The hades bomb? Bullets would go through the flames, last I checked...
 
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I liked Iron Eagle but it doesn't really stand up. The one plane drops like 40 bombs and shoots down like 14 planes, and the landing at the airport in a fighter (alone) to pick up his dad is just lol-worthy. The hades bomb? Bullets would go through the flames, last I checked...
I thought Iron Eagle was alright back in the day, but I liked Blue Thunder more.
 
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I liked Iron Eagle but it doesn't really stand up. The one plane drops like 40 bombs and shoots down like 14 planes, and the landing at the airport in a fighter (alone) to pick up his dad is just lol-worthy. The hades bomb? Bullets would go through the flames, last I checked...
I haven't seen the film since I was young and you're right, but when you're a kid you're willing suspension of disbelief is much more vast than when you're an adult.
 

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I liked Iron Eagle but it doesn't really stand up. The one plane drops like 40 bombs and shoots down like 14 planes, and the landing at the airport in a fighter (alone) to pick up his dad is just lol-worthy. The hades bomb? Bullets would go through the flames, last I checked...

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The most incredible thing about Iron Eagle is the dude who played Lamar Letrell a fag nerd on revenge of the nerds is playing a Shitlord in Iron Eagle
 
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Wow, I remember Iron Eagle as nothing more than a cheap b movie

Best thing about the whole movie

 
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I liked her Latinx rant

Haven't seen that one but yeah I'm glad she finally did something semi-political.

The whole Latin-x thing is such bullshit because the entire Spanish language is based on gendered terrminology. That's not even getting into the effects of how religious those cultures tend to be. Yeah, I said cultures, not culture, because "brown people" aren't one monolithic group, and half of 'em dislike each other. If any of the weirdoes who use "latinx" were to leave their gated communities and try being friends with a few actual latinos they would know all of this. They'd also know that nobody dislikes illegal migrants more than legal migrants, and would stop lumping all of them together into one group and then wondering how Trump was the first R ever to get the majority of latinos.
 
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Rajaah

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There's just something about the level of bitterness these people have that's offputting when it's vocalised. Main culprit for me is The Quartering, I think I had an epiphany when he got beaten up that YouTube rants are effeminate and you need more going on in your life. Same vibe with Nerdrotic, I like him but I can't listen to it every day.

Agree with you on this. I stay away from the ultra-bitter rant channels on YT, or the hyperpartisan far-right channels (things like Steve Turley that get recommended to me constantly). I think most of the problem with current American discourse is that way too many people are filtered into far-left or far-right "news" (read: commentary) channels that give them 50% of the story (or more like 20% probably). So then you end up with two people basically having alternate-universe perspectives of what's going on in the world.

Like with the Floyd riots, everyone's got the perspective of either A) They were burning cities down, or B) They were peaceful protests for a righteous cause. Neither of these things were true. They were useful idiots being manipulated to cause chaos in memory of a fentanyl dealer who died from eating his own supply while a cop lightly leaned on him using the approved method that department trained him to do, but also, no cities actually got burned down. Maybe a few city blocks if you're talking Minneapolis. So while I think the Floyd Riots were abhorrent and a real "mask off" moment for the far-left, I also think it's a good example of how people are herded into these polar-opposite, hyperbolic perspectives.

So in short, I stay away from things that are too polarized because that's how you get one fraction of the actual story and exist in a perpetual state of being angry. As a former long-time democrat, I look for news that's neutral or neutral-right (because even slight left bias causes me to nope out at this point, I'm just tired of listening to it when they've gotten SO MUCH wrong).
 
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Wow, I remember Iron Eagle as nothing more than a cheap b movie

Best thing about the whole movie


huh I was today years old when I learned there was a movie called Iron Eagle. Looked it up, came out the year I got my drivers license. One thing I wasn't doing was going to see movies. I was partying my ass off.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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huh I was today years old when I learned there was a movie called Iron Eagle. Looked it up, came out the year I got my drivers license. One thing I wasn't doing was going to see movies. I was partying my ass off.
Remember when one of the late night TV show hosts used to do celebrity birthdays. Was it David Letterman or Johnny Carson? I just remember my birthday's the same as Ed whatever his name is that was on Johnny Carson, and he did all the publisher's clearing House award lottery stuff.

Just always thought it was funny as a kid.

Ed McMahon?
 

Chukzombi

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Remember when one of the late night TV show hosts used to do celebrity birthdays. Was it David Letterman or Johnny Carson? I just remember my birthday's the same as Ed whatever his name is that was on Johnny Carson, and he did all the publisher's clearing House award lottery stuff.

Just always thought it was funny as a kid.

Ed McMahon?
Isn't that one of those Mandela effect things? Ed McMahon never had anything to do with Publishers Clearing house.
huh I was today years old when I learned there was a movie called Iron Eagle. Looked it up, came out the year I got my drivers license. One thing I wasn't doing was going to see movies. I was partying my ass off.
I never saw Iron Eagle in the theater. I never heard of it until it popped on HBO or Cinemax. That's where everyone saw it. There was a very limited amount of movies in the 80s that had Heavy Metal music in the soundtrack.

Iron Eagle: Queen and Twisted Sister
Creepers: Iron Maiden
Trick or Treat: various bands
Highlander: Queen
The Wraith: Ozzy
Vamp: Motley Crue?
Money Pit: White Lion
Demons:?
Shock em dead: WASP?
Return of the living dead 1& 2: various
River's Edge: various
Heavy Metal: various.

Shit, I think that's the whole decade.
 
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huh I was today years old when I learned there was a movie called Iron Eagle. Looked it up, came out the year I got my drivers license. One thing I wasn't doing was going to see movies. I was partying my ass off.
OK chuk
 
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