Harshaw
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It's just stuff pointing to Secret Wars and the incoming Battleworld fight.
Captain America: Brave New World (2025)
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Ambiturner
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It's so vague it could be pretty much anything and the scene would just as accurate.
"Something's gonna happen"
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Wonder how much USAID funds in the "demoralize America" pot went to propping up the box office numbers of shit like this. We all know Captain Marvel's numbers were complete bullshit and black panther's was always suspect, even with oprah bussing inner city youth's in to theatres like it was a national holiday
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Goatface
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pretty sure he was was a captain in mcu when he got the wings. new falcon is 1st lt
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Lanx
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it's not honorary, he was made a real captain when he lead the howling commandos in wwii, he also has the highest avenger clearance at level 8, hill has 9 and fury has 10
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Lanx
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nice to know that the avengers were truly dei, the 2 colonels were a stupid bitch and presumably a black alien
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Attog
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"Not good, not great but aggressively fine" oof is right. I was considering seeing it at the theater but will likely just wait and watch it at home.
Haus
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Yeah, everything is a "just consume the media we put out until we try to pull the most magical of rabbits out with multiversal convergence in SecretWars"
What happens exactly will depend on where we are on the pendulum of "DEI v. Profitability" when they really get into producing/writing SecretWars. If DEI is winning, then yeah we get Major Carter as Captain Britain. If they've swung back to wanting to actually make money, then we probably get a recast Steve Rogers, or Evans if they back up a large enough dumptruck of money. They already even have the "easy button" to put Evans back in. Back in Endgame when they were trying to do time travel and they turned Antman into a baby because as Tony Stark basically put it "You pushed time through him instead of pushing him through time". Do that deliberately to Cap. I do still think if they could get their heads out of asses they could try to pull of Cavill as Capt. Britain.
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Rajaah
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USAID was involved in a lot of seedy shit like regime changes and whatnot, but we need to stop acting like USAID was lurking behind everything in the world we don't like. We're turning it into a cultural boogeyman and those tend to end up devolving into stupid pretty quick.
Besides, a lot of the money that went into destroying things you like was actually from Blackrock investments!
This scene was so bad (and a product of its time). They introduce a couple of new characters, including one of the FANTASTIC FOUR, and then proceed to have them get their asses kicked in seconds before the women in the room swoop in and much more effectively fight the bad guys. The scene served little narrative purpose except to get Captain Britain over.
At this point the MCU is barely above the DCU in relevance. Their best bet is a full storyline reset after Secret Wars, with a set of characters the audience actually wants to see, preparing for the threat of Doctor Doom over a series of movies (much like they did with Thanos originally). Then once Doom is done, have a plan to transition into another series leading to Galactus. Bring back Thanos and have him be a good guy (mainly so Doctor Doom can obliterate him).
Looking forward to Majors' redemption arc where he stars in George, the February 2028 George Floyd biopic that erroneously presents him as a great guy and family man, and gets massively culturally astroturfed during an election year, while getting a 5% Audience Score and bombing in the box office yet staying in theaters for 6 months.
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Goatface
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one of twitter scoop people said it was canceled, then the producer came out and said this
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They were involved in legacy media, social media, comics, games and other cultural things. So, why wouldn't they be involved in the biggest movie industry in the world?
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