Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

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spronk

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reviews drop tomorrow i think, movie opens a day after lol

they literally made a "wait here for 5 mins, Secret Wars will reboot this shit anyways" movie

bet you Secret Wars reboots Captain America into (young?) Captain Carter too and Sam dies
 
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Chukzombi

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Dr strange made almost 200 million domestic and that was awful.
The last MCU film was " The Marvels"? That was a dud. Captain un-American pissed everyone off with his statements. Brie's movie was just boring. At least she never put down America.
 

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Dr strange made almost 200 million domestic and that was awful.
Dr Strange is a popular character and no expected it to really suck (marvel fan boys that is). Once everyone found out it sucked the box office dropped.
 
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Xarpolis

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1st Doctor strange was good. My wife actually likes it. 2nd on the other hand...
 
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I like the first Dr. Strange, it's a simple origin story that introduces the character quite well.
The 2nd Dr. Strange was garbage blended with with shit and then diluted with piss.
 
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Post credit scene leaked -

MEDIA=youtube]9wMWT4mMn_w[/MEDIA]
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Post credit scene leaked -

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Well, that was disappointingly ambiguous, vague, and didn’t really tell the audience anything.

I get the feeling only the diehard mcu fans and ultra comic nerds still care about this stuff because the writers sure as shit do not.
 
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Dr Strange 2 Summary -
Hey Steven, we know you were basically the whole reason the universe was saved from Thanos, and were dead for five years to do it, but:
Fuck you, you don't keep your girl (Rachel McAdams).
Fuck you, you don't keep your title (Sorcerer Supreme).
Fuck you, you don't even get to keep your job (saving the universe at no personal gain), because there's a multiple-minority that wants your job (the gay hispanic female America Ferrera).
Wow, that was harsh even for us. Alright, when we set up a sequel, we'll throw you a bone with a potential future love interest In Clea, but only in a post-credit sequence, and only after you clean up your mess you made saving the world again.
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It's not entirely valueless (I rather like the music fight), but its definitely of the 'Replace The White Men' era of Marvel.
 
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spronk

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Post credit scene leaked -

MEDIA=youtube]9wMWT4mMn_w[/MEDIA]

well, that was... pathetic

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might as well just have said "I have seen your doom... your Doctor Doom..."

or "you want to know a secret... a war is coming... a secret war"
 
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well, that was... pathetic

another link in case youtube link gets yoinked



might as well just have said "I have seen your doom... your Doctor Doom..."

or "you want to know a secret... a war is coming... a secret war"

anyone else hear data from startrek?
 
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spronk

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how dare critics give such a low score to a black man on black history month

Danny Devito News GIF by Mic
 
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