Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

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the WEB-DL out currently is an AI upscaled webrip or something, quality isn't amazing and its clearly upscaled from 1080p. Watched a few mins last night and fell asleep lol

so yeah if you want the good version still gonna be a few weeks i assume
 
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spronk said:
the WEB-DL out currently is an AI upscaled webrip or something, quality isn't amazing and its clearly upscaled from 1080p. Watched a few mins last night and fell asleep lol

so yeah if you want the good version still gonna be a few weeks i assume
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The good version doesn't have Mackie in it as Captain America, and was called Winter Soldier. The version of this movie with higher visual fidelity will be a few weeks.
 
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have to loose money showing it to just 2 people lol

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Chris

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Long-ass Dear Diary post, feel free to not read:

I went to the theater for Iron Man 2 with a really cute girl from my college who wasn't my girlfriend (of over a year at that point). My GF and I weren't getting along at the time due to interference from her parents, who were hellbent on keeping us from getting a place together. The relationship was probably on its way out, but neither of us would accept it. I'd been in art class with this other girl for months, drawing charcoal pictures and glancing at each other a lot before I finally grew a pair and started talking to her. Semester ends and we go out.

So all my Iron Man 2 memories involve sitting next to (way too close to) this cute girl, and how hot Black Widow looked. We hit it off nicely, but I held back a lot due to having a GF. Long story short, I felt bad about going out with her and made the mistake of mentioning it to my GF and telling her I wasn't happy and wished we could just fix things instead of me feeling like going out with someone else to begin with. Which was dumb of me to tell her, and I guess I was hoping my honesty would be appreciated, and maybe she'd appreciate me more and work harder to fix things.

Instead my GF finds the girl in my Facebook friends list and looks at some pictures of her and says, and I quote, "I was hoping she wouldn't be this pretty". Before I could suggest 3 way, she ordered me to un-friend the girl and not talk to her again. I didn't do either, but I did send the girl a text saying that I couldn't see her again because I have a GF. The girl texts me back "Wow." and then un-friends me on Facebook, so she did that for me. Never saw her again. Then my GF dumped me like two weeks later anyway.

Worst part is that while my GF hated video games and didn't like pretty much anything I liked (hence why she wasn't going to see Iron Man 2 with me instead), the girl from school shared basically all of my hobbies. She liked DBZ, superhero stuff, video games, etc. We talked about Bioshock a lot and how deep the game actually was. Another guy in our class was simping for her really hard and I rescued her from him a few times until he gave up, then we'd sit outside and talk about stuff like Assassin's Creed 2 and Dragonball Z Abridged. Last day of the semester (which was right before Iron Man 2 came out) I asked her out and she said yes. During our date she was on my arm the whole time and generally really sweet, whereas my GF was a cold fish at that point and barely affectionate with me.

Kind of hilarious in retrospect (...not really), but man, after losing both of 'em, I felt like complete shit at the time, and I remember drinking a lot in June-August 2010 while staying in a tiny room that faced west and didn't have air conditioning, so it'd be an inferno in the afternoon, with roommates who were never home and friends who were all back in my hometown. I spent the summer playing Mirror's Edge, Bioshock 2, and the God of War trilogy, and cashiered at a store. It was the first time I can remember where I was legit miserable with life and not sure where I was going. Once school started again and I was occupied I felt much better, at least.

In some other universe I'm married to the girl from art class, have kids, and am probably a much happier person. And that's my Iron Man 2 story
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You ruined your life with this stupidity.
 
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Fucker

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Complete turd of a movie.

Dumb bad guy, dumb story, bad acting. I have no idea why they picked Mackey to lead this. He has 0 charisma, 0 acting skills. Completely laughable that a bone stock human being could stand toe to toe with any hulk. Special agent woman...ugh. Short, plain, completely unattractive. usual eyeroll of a woman beaing able to beat up someone 4x her weight.

Hulk in a Pill. Blacktain America was offered super serum, but didn't take it. Why not give it to someone else? Why is there a serum at all? Give someone hulk pills and super serum and watch out!

Japan as out enemy. Yeah! They'd last 5 seconds in a war with anyone, but they were going to take on USA.

Even more hilarious is the fact the film has been redone at least once, and this is all they had?
 
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darkmiasma said:
The good version doesn't have Mackie in it as Captain America, and was called Winter Soldier. The version of this movie with higher visual fidelity will be a few weeks.
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It will be awesome when you can use AI to replace DEI hires in movies. It will be like the 80s all over again!
 
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Fucker said:
Even more hilarious is the fact the film has been redone at least once, and this is all they had?
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I find the most hillarious part is that they are now effectively writing off the first production of the movie and first round of reshoots, and only officially counting the last set of reshoots (where they had to redo essentially the whole movie) so they can say it only cost $180m to make. When in reality it's probably closer to $250m+ maybe $300m with reshoots.

And I'm watching a lot of fan groups have apparently chosen the "if you don't like this you're just racist" hill as they one they want to die on.
 
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I find the most hillarious part is that they are now effectively writing off the first production of the movie and first round of reshoots, and only officially counting the last set of reshoots (where they had to redo essentially the whole movie) so they can say it only cost $180m to make. When in reality it's probably closer to $250m+ maybe $300m with reshoots.

And I'm watching a lot of fan groups have apparently chosen the "if you don't like this you're just racist" hill as they one they want to die on.
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If they think you are racist just wait until this hits the Chinese market, you think they are gonna accept Captain American Inventor America?
 
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Bald Brah said:
It will be awesome when you can use AI to replace DEI hires in movies. It will be like the 80s all over again!
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That’s not what will happen. They will make multiple versions of every movie. You will play “Choose your own Adventure “ before the movie starts. It will ask you a series of questions, like 1-5 how gay would you like it? What color hair does the hero have? Are the character Human, Animal, or Furries? And then you will watch the movie tailored to you.
 
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That’s not what will happen. They will make multiple versions of every movie. You will play “Choose your own Adventure “ before the movie starts. It will ask you a series of questions, like 1-5 how gay would you like it? What color hair does the hero have? Are the character Human, Animal, or Furries? And then you will watch the movie tailored to you.
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When AI is strong enough I'm sure you could tell it to make Malcolm X starring Tom Cruise as Malcolm X.
 
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