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Eidal

Molten Core Raider
2,001
213
I agree with fuck garrison, I hate it.

Ashran was given as a means to hit 650 ilvl. We ain't Paragon but we got standards.
The ideal progression route for someone like Draegan is get whatever ilvl needed to get into pug raids and practice practice practice. I'm not saying Ashran is bad -- capping conquest is a huge boon to a new player. I've suggested that to a few RL friends that are starting back up but they really have no incentive to suffer through that since they don't even know if they'll enjoy the raid game. It took a night or two to get them to 630+ and now its easy as fuck to pug anything we want in a duo/trio.

They keep fretting over how to min-max their garrison but honestly they just need to go fucking practice so they aren't 20th percentile suckmonsters at DPS. They know they suck at DPSing so they don't want to practice in front of strangers. Its a catch-22.
 

SorrowsEnd

Trakanon Raider
1,477
816
Garrison was cool for a month now it feels like a fucking job
I have 5 garrisons running now...but all I use them for is the tavern to run gold missions.

Log in when having my morning coffee and prioritize all the gold missions. Check it again at night and set up more gold missions.

I completely ignore the herbs/mines/profession buildings except my tailor/scribe alt for bags and trinkets.

My garrisons pull in a few thousand gold a week with no effort anymore.
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
38,319
16,204
I'm going to have Vorph review our logs and any DPS not in the 98% for their class is being permabanned from the raids and from the forums
 

Draegan_sl

2 Minutes Hate
10,034
3
Dood you don't have to do any of this shit. Just show up to raids and practice playing your class well. You'll be skill-blocked (either yourself or your crew) regardless of if you min-max gear/garrison or ignore it completely. The number one most important thing someone who wants to raid should do is just raid. Raid in pugs, raid with guild. Make sure you get every boss kill you possibly can a week and practice in pugs until you're putting up pleasing percentile DPS (for your class/spec/ilvl) DPS on the regular.

You're not apping to Paragon, you're looking to kill bosses with Noodlecrew. Fuck Ashran fuck the garrison.
Yeah I know?
 

Draegan_sl

2 Minutes Hate
10,034
3
I have 5 garrisons running now...but all I use them for is the tavern to run gold missions.

Log in when having my morning coffee and prioritize all the gold missions. Check it again at night and set up more gold missions.

I completely ignore the herbs/mines/profession buildings except my tailor/scribe alt for bags and trinkets.

My garrisons pull in a few thousand gold a week with no effort anymore.
Send me some bags homie.
 

Hachima

Molten Core Raider
884
638
Gold and epics are all I use the garrison for now. Pulled a 691 mythic war forged trinket my last round. Thanks followers !
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
14,163
607
I don't see how the economy doesn't get wildly fucked up since Garrisons are basically just gold mines
 

Eidal

Molten Core Raider
2,001
213
I don't see how the economy doesn't get wildly fucked up since Garrisons are basically just gold mines
I'm no economist but I suspect the BMAH selling the occasional item for 1 mil gold helps a ton. Talk about a gold sink.
 

Eidal

Molten Core Raider
2,001
213
I'm at 1.2 mil (mostly all spent) - It's straight up devalued now though. No reason to have it.
Strange you'd say that when heroic BRF boes (680 ilvl) are 30-50k on my AH. Not to mention 6.1 bringing the stage 4 of crafted.
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
38,319
16,204
Sorrows can you add me (Noodleface#1412)? I know you ain't coming this week, but I don't think you have any chars in the guild.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
14,163
607
Damn Sorrows releases his WoW income and Noodle like a true female is trying to latch onto that teet. At least veil it a bit Noodle you transparent whore.
 

ubiquitrips

Golden Knight of the Realm
633
96
Strange you'd say that when heroic BRF boes (680 ilvl) are 30-50k on my AH. Not to mention 6.1 bringing the stage 4 of crafted.
Has anyone else been holding onto their crates for when BRF BoEs are available? I am up to around 200 sitting on a couple of dudes. I am trying to hold out so that if I get a BoE, I get one that may be worth money.