Cheated out of my youth

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She's hot and their ages added up to 30. Not guilty.

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Aamry

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I'm not sure I could have gotten it up with another dude in the room when I was 15.
 
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Jackie Treehorn

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I'm not sure I could have gotten it up with another dude in the room when I was 15.
I distinctly remember another dude friend of mine when we were about 19-20 years old asking another dude friend at a party if he was interested in fucking some chick with him and the other guy said yes. I was like eew, you guys are really into that?

I’m (slightly) more forgiving of the idea of it organically happening like maybe you’re all drunk or something and it just happens, which is revolting enough, but asking some guy you’re friends with ahead of time to fuck some chick with you is just weird.

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Control

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I'm not sure I could have gotten it up with another dude in the room when I was 15.
At 15!? At 15, if given the chance with the hot teacher, I could have probably spitroasted her in the middle of a fully populated gym.
 
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I'm not sure I could have gotten it up with another dude in the room when I was 15.
Dude, I could do a bitch with a gaggle of other dudes in a bukkake cum storm in front of an entire Taylor Swift audience.
 
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Chanur

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A lot of fucking haram up in here.
 
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yerm

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At 15 a light breeze was enough to get things going. If you couldn't get it up at that age because you were worried about some dude or whatever? Maybe stop being so gay that you're thinking about a dude, when there's a milf right there?
 
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Hoss

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I'm not sure I could have gotten it up with another dude in the room when I was 15.

Did you play sports in HS or have a gym class where you had to take a shower? At 15 everybody is getting hard. You have no idea yet how to keep it soft. Pissing was sometimes a problem for me at 15.
 

Aamry

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Did you play sports in HS or have a gym class where you had to take a shower? At 15 everybody is getting hard. You have no idea yet how to keep it soft. Pissing was sometimes a problem for me at 15.
Maybe I have low testosterone. Also no we didn't have to shower for gym (mine was at the end of my day), and I never played sports.
 
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Mist

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I distinctly remember another dude friend of mine when we were about 19-20 years old asking another dude friend at a party if he was interested in fucking some chick with him and the other guy said yes. I was like eew, you guys are really into that?

I’m (slightly) more forgiving of the idea of it organically happening like maybe you’re all drunk or something and it just happens, which is revolting enough, but asking some guy you’re friends with ahead of time to fuck some chick with you is just weird.

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At a party senior year, two male musician friends of mine got into a huge, nearly friendship-ending argument because this hot proto-emo/metal chick wanted to get fucked by both of them and then one of them suddenly wasn't into it. It was a 'both or nothing' deal.

I called them both gay forever. Having seen the girl naked in the locker room many times, they were definitely missing out. Definitely top 3 bods in the school.

She did smoke cigs though, and that's gross.
 
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Hoss

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Maybe I have low testosterone. Also no we didn't have to shower for gym (mine was at the end of my day), and I never played sports.
Possibly. These were hockey players, so they presumably higher T than average kids their age.