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Cheated out of my youth
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Aamry
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Unsure how you could possibly come to this conclusion since I literally posted the opposite.
Just a case of TLDR I guess? Just like fucking Yerm is a retard going off about looking for a magical unicorn 40+ year old female virgin when in reality he is dating a 26 year old.
Your first statement is correct, he naively believes that a woman would not lie about her body count when interacting with an INCEL like him who so clearly is hyperfocused on body count. lol. He actually believes he's her 2nd dick, so probably unless she's a whore he's really #6-7. World ending for him I'm sure if he ever finds out the truth but again that would not be a big deal to me (the number that is, lying about it of course would be a problem). Sexually active for ~8-10 years with a 4 year marriage that's a perfectly acceptable number.
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DickTrickle
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yerm
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I'm not hyper focused on it. It's just normal when you hang around good, conservative, religious types and not people from the internet or tinder city sluts. As I said, extended family had it plenty with 30+ and not fucking a new guy every year. My argument was never that it's necessary, rather, that it's NOT some unicorn situation to find women who can't control themselved and have to always be fucking.
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Hoss
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Be more specific.
Do you mean they break without sex sometimes? Maybe that's just what sluts want you to think. Doesn't matter either way. That's the only verification you have. Its either there, or you can't trust her stated body count.
Or do you mean how they grow back. Is that what vaginal rejuvenation is?
I read a story about a woman who was married for 60 years and still a virgin because her micropenis husband had been fucking her in her urethra. Is that the kinda thing you're referring to?
Maybe you're on about blowjobs and anal?
Are you talking about emotional cheating where she has fantasized about thousands of dudes?
I don't see where any of this has any impact on my overall point that they're both faggots who spend way too much time caring about something they can never be sure of.
37 what? sexual partners or STDs?
One's fine, the other is a deal breaker.
Gavinmad
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Fogel
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Sir, this is the internet. Saying one last reply is like a drunk saying they'll never drink again after a bender.
Phazael
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Its also an age thing. Those of us who are in our 50s or more grew up in a different era where the average person was having a LOT less sex, outside of the usual city degens who even put up what would be considered tradwife material numbers back in the day. The internet and explosion of social media changed the landscape, both for dating and what acceptable body counts are considered for the average person. Obviously, there are always outliers, but the advent of mass internet and so on really ramped up the amount of casual banging going on. So, yeah finding a 40 year old woman with 1-3 body count is believable, if we are talking back in 2005-2010 (Gen X who are now in their 50s+) but not very likely after that. And I am pretty sure that we are not better off for it, as a society.
DickTrickle
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It can exist after having sex and it can also not exist without having had sex. So it should be an entirely irrelevant consideration in whether you trust a person's stated body count. Hymen checking is middle east barbarism. But yes, I agree there's far too much concern over things that can't be verified.
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Phazael
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This. Anyone who has watched any amount of porn can make a rough guess based on how much of an Arby's Roast Beef situation is going on with the vagoo. If she is riding the cock carreselle like its going out of style, you are looking at a snail trail situation instead of clam. Its not an exact science, but its not difficulty to get a ballpark idea of a body count based on the condition of the goods. That and a girl with multiple tats and a shaved snapper is probably sporting a fairly sizable scorecard.
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Hoss
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I'm gunna need you to provide a visual aid. If this is true then you should be able to put together a chart showing the vaginas of various porn stars throughout their career.
I'll be looking for it in the porn section. Thanks in advance.
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Kirun
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Yeah, not true at all. Go look at sexual statistics. Younger people in 2024 are fucking a LOT less than they did in the 70s, pops.
This is one of those weird statistics that boomers just automatically think is true because they don't want to believe their generation was even more disgusting than "current thing that's new and I hate!".
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This is absolutely true, with one major caveat. A few outliers aside (top 10%), its by and large men that are dragging down the averages majorly, not women. Whether its microplastics or BPA or soy diets or just chemtrails turning the frogs gay, but 20 year old men today have the testosterone of 75 year old men from 20 years ago. reduced sex drive plus cultural changes, #metoo and cancelculture have terrified many young men from even trying to speak to women.
While less men having sex does impact women to a small degree, modern woman happily waits in line for her turn on chad dick so while their numbers lag a little, its nothing compared to men. Suffice to say, at no point in human history have women had trouble getting laid and that remains true to this very day.
No one is saying we are better off now than we were 20 years ago and while I agree it would be easier to find a low body count 40 year old woman in 2005, Keep in mind that women is 60+ today, not 40-50.
I know I know, 2005 was like, just last week! we're getting old bro but that was 19 fucking years ago dude.
40 year olds today reached the age of majority (18 or so) with fucking facebook being a thing. They were going through puberty with "am I Hot or Not" and myspace and all the evils of the early, nonfiltered versions of social media. Not to say they are the unabashed whores that is the modern day 20 something but they were well on their way to thot town.
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Cutlery
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Labia minora is 100% genetic variation. And why wouldn't it be? My ex pushed a 10lb baby out hers and still no roast beef. Unless you're somehow claiming that your mighty pecker is capable of doing more damage to a vagina than a literal child can, it fails on any amount of examination at all.
We got married at 19. We got divorced at 40. Throughout that entire time, we were fucking probably 4x/week on average. Our entire relationship was held together by great sex. Her vagina looked exactly the fucking same the day we divorced as it did the day we got married. Unless you somehow wanna claim that it's "different" dicks that make it look like roast beef, and not one over 20 years, it's an absolutely retarded claim.
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Hoss
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That's what I've heard too. Of course your wife is just personal experience. My experience is that I've fucked lots of whores (some figurative, some literal) and I've only seen the roast beef once. That was a girl who only let me finger her. That's why I asked for the visual aid. If it's true there should definitely be visible changes throughout a porn star's career. I think people think that because so many porn stars have the RB pussy. But it might be that the genetic marker that gives them RB pussies also makes them more likely to go into porn.
Mist
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Hoss
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Reminds me of an old standup routine. Can't remember who it was other than I'm pretty sure it was a black woman. She said all women are hos. Some are honest hos, some are closet hos. The closet hos may not be slinging that pussy on the street corner, but they're still using it to get things. Maybe a car, or a diamond ring, or even a big mac with super size fries. They're getting something. The honest ho just gets money so she can buy her own shit.
Not saying I agree with it. Just and old standup routine that has some good points.
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Kirun
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We can blame microplastics and BPA, sure. And while I would agree they certainly have an effect, the FAR greater destruction to male's testosterone/sexual appetite can be blamed on the advent of the internet and then eventual access to virtually limitless pornography at the touch of a button. Then there are also video games, which keep men "distracted" and docile. Which also helps curb test, especially since it usually results in a sedentary lifestyle filled with poor food choices(which...lowers test), lowers muscle mass(lowers test), poor sleeping habits(how many stayed up doing a Fear corpse run until 3am? Guess what.. poor sleep lowers test), etc.
But sure. It's all the plastic in the water. Or all those fucking WHORES, amirite?! Much easier to just blame that instead of looking inwardly at PERSONAL, poor lifestyle choices.
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