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Kirun said:
We can blame microplastics and BPA, sure. And while I would agree they certainly have an effect, the FAR greater destruction to male's testosterone/sexual appetite can be blamed on the advent of the internet and then eventual access to virtually limitless pornography at the touch of a button. Then there are also video games, which keep men "distracted" and docile. Which also helps curb test, especially since it usually results in a sedentary lifestyle filled with poor food choices(which...lowers test), lowers muscle mass(lowers test), poor sleeping habits(how many stayed up doing a Fear corpse run until 3am? Guess what.. poor sleep lowers test), etc.

But sure. It's all the plastic in the water. Or all those fucking WHORES, amirite?! Much easier to just blame that instead of looking inwardly at PERSONAL, poor lifestyle choices.
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Unironically yes? I mean, who wouldn't prefer to minimize the plastics and birth control in their drinking water? Ultrachads can probably spare a little T, but the rest of us better hold on to whatever we have left. At least I get to (temporarily) enjoy most of my shitty lifestyle choices. Being slowly poisoned by the environment hasn't been very much fun at all though.
 
Nirgon

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Kirun said:
We can blame microplastics and BPA, sure. And while I would agree they certainly have an effect, the FAR greater destruction to male's testosterone/sexual appetite can be blamed on the advent of the internet and then eventual access to virtually limitless pornography at the touch of a button. Then there are also video games, which keep men "distracted" and docile. Which also helps curb test, especially since it usually results in a sedentary lifestyle filled with poor food choices(which...lowers test), lowers muscle mass(lowers test), poor sleeping habits(how many stayed up doing a Fear corpse run until 3am? Guess what.. poor sleep lowers test), etc.

But sure. It's all the plastic in the water. Or all those fucking WHORES, amirite?! Much easier to just blame that instead of looking inwardly at PERSONAL, poor lifestyle choices.
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There is definitely a greater agenda at work
 
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Foler

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Kirun said:
We can blame microplastics and BPA, sure. And while I would agree they certainly have an effect, the FAR greater destruction to male's testosterone/sexual appetite can be blamed on the advent of the internet and then eventual access to virtually limitless pornography at the touch of a button. Then there are also video games, which keep men "distracted" and docile. Which also helps curb test, especially since it usually results in a sedentary lifestyle filled with poor food choices(which...lowers test), lowers muscle mass(lowers test), poor sleeping habits(how many stayed up doing a Fear corpse run until 3am? Guess what.. poor sleep lowers test), etc.

But sure. It's all the plastic in the water. Or all those fucking WHORES, amirite?! Much easier to just blame that instead of looking inwardly at PERSONAL, poor lifestyle choices.
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A combination of all of this. Probably diet soda somewhere in there too…
 
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Foler

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Hoss said:
The only problem with this is verification. Unless she's a virgin you can never know if she's lying about her body count. Yeah yeah yeah. "I know her and I trust her" It's still only God and her who knows the true number. Once you pop the seal, you know for sure for 1 day. Every day after that your certainty goes down. The difference between you and sylas is can be boiled down to whether you think chicks lie about their sexual history. You are both similar in that it seems to be really important to you. It's not important to me. I want her to be experienced enough to be good at fucking, but not so experienced that she's riddled with STDs.


what is gdkp? Gold DKP? I never used that system, was it terrible or something?
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They actually have surgeries that “give you” your cherry back. It’s big in Dubai.
 
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DickTrickle said:
It can exist after having sex and it can also not exist without having had sex. So it should be an entirely irrelevant consideration in whether you trust a person's stated body count. Hymen checking is middle east barbarism. But yes, I agree there's far too much concern over things that can't be verified.
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Schrodingers hymen?
 
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Hoss

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Kirun said:
If diet soda has an effect on T, I doubt I'd have such a thick cock.
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Testosterone doesn't affect your cock, just whether and how erect it will get.

If your cock is thick it's because you jerk off with a twisting motion. Guys who crank down with a pulling motion have longer cocks. And that, my friend, is what we call science.
 
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Donald Trump Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live


Don't forget to bop it for the mushroom.
 
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Janx

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Damn this one is in my neck of the woods. She took go big or go home to heart. Supposedly preg by a 12yr old or something

 
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Hoss said:
Testosterone doesn't affect your cock, just whether and how erect it will get.

If your cock is thick it's because you jerk off with a twisting motion. Guys who crank down with a pulling motion have longer cocks. And that, my friend, is what we call science.
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You're a weird dude Hoss.
 
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Kyougou said:
Futurama Squinting GIF

Are you implying you know for a fact that penises(sp?) don't work that way?
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maybe if he understood basic cock science, he wouldn't want to be a girl today.
 
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Hoss said:
If your cock is thick it's because you jerk off with a twisting motion. Guys who crank down with a pulling motion have longer cocks. And that, my friend, is what we call science.
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What in the bullshit Fauci science is this?

From personal experience, over the course of 30+ years jerking the meat missile. I've done both twist and pull and I'm still hung like a roll of quarters minus a dollar twenty-five.
 
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AladainAF said:
She's fucking ugly though. But still, TO THE WOODCHIPPER WITH YOU.
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Gotta say, bold choice for that heffer to wear a fucking cowprint coat. But then again, compare her to everyone else in that video and maybe she's considered in shape for that town.
 
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