Cheese or Blowjobs? REDUX
- Thread starter The Ancient_sl
- Start date
-
Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Vulg
Golden Knight of the Realm
- 245
- 173
Good head is exquisite.
Maybe I'd consider giving up cheese for Heather Brooke induced levels of oral bliss, but since the likelihood of that life altering experience happening is nil, my choice is easy.
Besides, I prefer a violent bang.
- 16,903
- 7,910
As men age, their sex drive goes down and their food drive goes up. Cheese is the obvious choice here, as throughout your life you will gain more and more utility from cheese and less from BJs. Now I want a fucking BJ, though, and the chick I'm screwing right now is amazing at fucking, but can't give decent head at all. Hell, the last 3 have been like that...I haven't had a good BJ in almost a year and a half. Fuck. At least I can have her go make me a fucking grilled cheese.
People who chose to live without blowjobs over cheese, are seriously fucked up. What the hell? You not like your dick being sucked?
- 16,903
- 7,910
cabbitcabbit
NeoGaf Donator
- 2,671
- 8,256
Still have two holes, two hands and fuck it, two feet if it comes down to it to get off.
A small percentage of women being able to give a good blowjob vs the vast majority who think that kissing the tip of my murderhorn is enough to give them a just reward will never, ever, equal
A small percentage of women being able to give a good blowjob vs the vast majority who think that kissing the tip of my murderhorn is enough to give them a just reward will never, ever, equal
ohkcrlho
Silver Baronet of the Realm
- 6,906
- 8,943
DAMN it!i want to give you reputation!
i still don't get how in the fuck people prefer cheese to blowjobs.just say to them "no teeth"
iannis
Musty Nester
- 31,351
- 17,657
Cheese is a part of everything good in life. Blowjobs are one good thing in life.
Cheese will never tell you "my mouth is too small". (edit: When a woman tells you that, accept it for what it is. Testing will result in teeth. But it is OK to make the sad trombone noise at her.)
It's simple maths, man!
Cheese will never tell you "my mouth is too small". (edit: When a woman tells you that, accept it for what it is. Testing will result in teeth. But it is OK to make the sad trombone noise at her.)
It's simple maths, man!
ohkcrlho
Silver Baronet of the Realm
- 6,906
- 8,943
