Cheese or Blowjobs? REDUX

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Oblio

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Also, this reminds me of an old joke.

What is the difference between your job and your marriage?


After 10 years your job still sucks!
 

Soygen

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The irony of this thread is that all these gaming nerds are already living without blow jobs. Giving up something you don't have is easy.

Choice is easy for me ... buh-bye cheese! I am trying to eat/live healthier anyway.

p.s. I do fucking love cheese.
Whoa! King Blowjob over here!
 

Soygen

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You should have held it down with a wheel of cheddar.
 

Khane

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Today is my birthday, last night I received a birthday BJ. During it I actually said "Yea... fuck cheese" out loud.
 

Cthon_sl

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I've had mind-altering blowjobs by more than a few different girls. Maybe I'm just good at finding the dirty whores, but still, I can't live without getting a good bj at least once a week. FUCK CHEESE.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Really it depends on the type. If I'm going to fuck cheese I think a soft whole milk mozzerella would do the best, not something crumbly like Blue Cheese. That's not a good fucking cheese.
 

BoldW

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Warmed Brie, come on. It even has it's own casing to keep the mess factor down. Go with Camembert if you like something a little more fragrant.
 

Hoss

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i still don't get how in the fuck people prefer cheese to blowjobs.just say to them "no teeth"
not for me, I'm constantly telling my wife to use more teeth. I like when she gnaws on it.
 

Aevry

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I don't have to teach my cheese how to be delicious.

Women on the other hand... half the time they're so bad it's like they're licking my wallet.
 

Morsakin

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Life without cheese. While you will most likely encounter it innumerably more often than blowjobs (unless you're a pornstar or just in a nice relationship / what have you) such moments are the spice of life.

Edit: Aevry, you apparently need to come down to Houston and enjoy some southern hospitality. That's a shame to hear.
 

Lejina

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While most blowjobs can be easily replaced by a pounding, a toe curling blowjob that leaves you with your mind blank is one of those things that make life worth living. I guess I get a genuinely good one like two or three times a year. On the other hand I eat cheese about as often; seriously, my last pizza was in June and I cant remember the one I had before that.

So, life without cheese it is. It's not that I get that many good blowjobs, but I just don't care for cheese really.
 

Smithiy_sl

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Wow, haven't seen a thread broaching this subject before. Quite a statement of the state of rerolled when the same shit ends up getting rehashed.
Any novel thread would probably get rickshawed anyways though.
 

Johnny53

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Philistine.
The Philistines were a people who as part of the Sea Peoples appeared in the southern coastal area of Canaan at the beginning of the Iron Age (circa 1175 BC), most probably from the Aegean region. According to the Bible, they ruled the five city-states (the "Philistine Pentapolis") of Gaza, Ashkelon, Ashdod, Ekron and Gath, from Wadi Gaza in the south to the Yarqon River in the north, but with no fixed border to the east.[2] The Bible paints them as the Kingdom of Israel's most dangerous enemy
 

Deathwing

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Wow, haven't seen a thread broaching this subject before. Quite a statement of the state of rerolled when the same shit ends up getting rehashed.
Any novel thread would probably get rickshawed anyways though.
You do know what redux means, right?
 

spronk

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testosterone is derived from cholesterol and only cholesterol. cheese is high in cholesterol, QED the question is a paradox