College Football 2015-16

Borzak

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I might be a jort wearer (not really) but I don't know if I have ever seen a Shasta let alone drink one.

I know I'm 200% redneck but apparently I haven't kept up with the changing times.
 

Borzak

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Never heard of it either. Heard of Shasta, just never seen it that I know of, or wasn't paying attention.
 

Borzak

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I'm guessing nowdays with the ability to shut down and change numbers almost instantly it's not a big deal. Now back in the day of having a home land line, that would have been something.
 

lurkingdirk

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I've been to a Memphis home game. No one in the partially full stadium thought they would win. They're dreadful. Wonder what happened.
 

Joeboo

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They have a really good head coach that is going to get a larger job very soon. Hes an ex TCU/Gary Patterson assistant. Wouldn't be surprised to see him at a P5 school next year... and a good one at that.
 

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If it was alive sure but I know they do this all the time in the Bayou so I am confused. The only outrage is there wasn't State Fair Corndogs in their mouth.
 

Borzak

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It's actually one of the few things I don't eat. I got a bad piece a long time ago and since then I really have no desire to eat anymore.

Wait till they see the 11 year old girl who killed a 13 footer last week with a crossbow.
 

Genjiro

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Tried gator once in some fancy restaurant down here as an appetizer, thought it tasted like tough chicken nuggets.

Speaking of those, some dumb old dude just got eaten by a gator down here today. Hey there's a lake with thick murky water with a layer of shit on top of the surface, lets go for a swim! Florida is like a mini Australia. Deadly shit everywhere, someone just lost their king cobra in the woods down here. At least the cold weather brings a few months of reprieve from the throngs of mosquitos.
 

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Tried gator once in some fancy restaurant down here as an appetizer, thought it tasted like tough chicken nuggets.

Speaking of those, some dumb old dude just got eaten by a gator down here today. Hey there's a lake with thick murky water with a layer of shit on top of the surface, lets go for a swim! Florida is like a mini Australia. Deadly shit everywhere, someone just lost their king cobra in the woods down here. At least the cold weather brings a few months of reprieve from the throngs of mosquitos.
Lol!


Yeah like the drunk redneck here.

"Fuck the alligators!

Splash chomp chomp ahhhhh chomp burp

Texas man killed by alligator after mocking it | Fox 59
 

LachiusTZ

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Fancy restaurant + gator = wtf

I think the best gator I ever had was at a hole in the wall bar in Arkansas
 

Intrinsic

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TJ Ribs is pretty fancy eatin'!

But actually I think Louisiana Lagniappe used to have an Alligator appetizer and they're somewhat fancy.
 

Borzak

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TJ Ribs is pretty fancy eatin'!

But actually I think Louisiana Lagniappe used to have an Alligator appetizer and they're somewhat fancy.
Did you look at the Heisman they have there or was it taken out when you went in?

I really wouldn't call TJ Ribs upscale but it's not fast food and good food.