Tried gator once in some fancy restaurant down here as an appetizer, thought it tasted like tough chicken nuggets.
Speaking of those, some dumb old dude just got eaten by a gator down here today. Hey there's a lake with thick murky water with a layer of shit on top of the surface, lets go for a swim! Florida is like a mini Australia. Deadly shit everywhere, someone just lost their king cobra in the woods down here. At least the cold weather brings a few months of reprieve from the throngs of mosquitos.