College Football 2016-2017 Season

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Lost Virtue

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UF pussied out like the little bitches they are... Lots of other teams have rescheduled their games, moved locations, or playing as-is (in affected areas). From what traffic cams around Gainesville have shown, it looks like they got hit with a basic thunderstorm (max of 23mph wind, approx 1 inch of rain). What a laughingstock

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Rengak

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Genjiro

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UF pussied out like the little bitches they are... Lots of other teams have rescheduled their games, moved locations, or playing as-is (in affected areas). From what traffic cams around Gainesville have shown, it looks like they got hit with a basic thunderstorm (max of 23mph wind, approx 1 inch of rain). What a laughingstock

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UF have been pussies since forever basically.

The quarter century of Florida State football since UF won an out-of-state non-conference game

"That's right. Florida has not played an out-of-conference game outside the state of Florida since 1991 and hasn't won one since 1989."

And that win was against Memphis.
 

Joeboo

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Hell, I don't blame Florida for not leaving the state. They have more high-level competition in their state than anyone else does. Miami, Florida St, and Florida all have national titles since 2000. Heck, I can't think of another state other than Pennsylvania that has 2 schools with national titles in the past 50 years, much less the past 15. Florida plays at least 1 of them every single year(usually Florida St now, but used to play Miami pretty regularly in the early 2000s). Then add in the fact that USF and UCF are occasionally pretty good (USF was ranked as high as #2 in the past decade, and UCF has ended it's season ranked 2 of the past 5 years, beating Georgia and Baylor in their bowl games)

Then throw in the fact that EVERY top 25-level school brings small schools into their own stadium for non-con games but rarely return the favor, and you never have to leave your state. Honestly, good for them and the state of Florida, keep all the money in-state. I'd guess that on average, if most P5 schools have 4 non-cons, 3 of their 4 are home games more often than not. Then Florida's 4th game is Florida St/Miami
 

Genjiro

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Oh bullshit joeboo, they do it because they want their fans at all those games.

Grow a pair UF~
 

Namon

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No kidding. Every other FBS school in the state manages to play out of state even the team that Florida hides behind as their excuse for three mulligans to begin every year. While Florida was challenging themselves with powerhouses like UMass, FSU was playing Ole Miss in a home and away series.

Florida is a bunch of entitled bitches and if the SEC was worth half a shit, they would be giving Florida a forfeit for this weekend. They were presented tons of options, of which only one was refused by LSU, and they turned them all down. This screws over the other teams in the east. But hey this is Florida and they are a money team so everyone else should just bend over and take it.
 

Boostinks

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Herbstreit just leveled the city of Austin, Texas. Initial report is 0 survivors. We'll update you on the situation as we receive new information.
 

Intrinsic

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Corso is just embarrassing. Please euthanize him.

MS State misses a field goal from our 15 and fucking whats-his-name says "Auburn takes over with decent field position."
 
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Ender4212

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The field for this this ND -NC State game is horrible with a hurricane right overhead. This should be interesting.
 

Ameraves

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As if ND isn't bad enough of a team, put them in this weather and it's a straight clown show.

That field is an absolute mess
 

lurkingdirk

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Notre Dame really is a dreadful team, but this is hardly football. Think how slippery that ball is? People are tripping in the puddles. They really should have postponed this game.
 

Ameraves

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Yeah this game isn't even fun to watch. I don't care who is playing, the weather is having such a huge negative effect on the overall gameplay that it is just a sloppy mess.
 
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Hoss

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I know a lot of UT fans want strong gone. But fuck oklahoma, whip their asses. It's 12:56 and OKLAHOMA STILL SUCKS!
 

Boostinks

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Friends, we've recently received amateur video footage of the H bomb that was dropped on Austin, Texas at approximately 9:00 AM Central Time this morning. Be warned, this is not for the feint of heart.

 
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Rengak

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I guess Charlie Strong could only call defensive plays in the first half?